Jon64Bailey's definitions

fake the funk

to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to "go through the motions"

We need to fake the funk so the boss doesn't think we lack ambition.

by Jon64Bailey December 22, 2008

drizzling shits

diarrhea, especially when chronic or frequent: the 'shits', in other words

The rotten chili I ate at Don's Diner last night gave me the drizzling shits all morning long!!

by Jon64Bailey May 24, 2008

the old one two

1. death 2. finality 3. farewell 4. termination 5. destruction 6. killing 7. elimination 8. the dumping of a mate, partner, etc. 9. often sudden defeat 10. disposal 11. riddence (often used with 'give' in all contexts)

I just gave my girlfiend the old one two by showing her the front door for good. I gave the burglar the old one two with my side-by-side shotgun and he will never invade my home again. The older boy gave his little brother the old one two in a fistfight.

by Jon64Bailey May 11, 2008

hair dude

A younger man or with a longer, shaggy or full hairstyle typical of the sexy fuller male hairstyles common in the 1970's. (This term should never apply to a female.)

Those shaggy surfer guys in California were real hair dudes back before cell phones were in fashion.

by Jon64Bailey June 12, 2012

for Christ's sake!

Interjection of annoyance or anger, like dammit!, son-of-a-bitch!, etc.: much stronger than "for Pete's sake!"

Stop playing with those girlish toys and act
like a boy, for Christ's sake!

also "crissakes!" or "Christ sake!"

by Jon64Bailey January 6, 2009

crackerjack

someone very skilled or proficient

John was a crackerjack of a mechanic: he could make a Mustang hum going in reverse.

by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

bummy

ass; buttocks; butt (baby talk)variation of BUM

Mrs. Jones told her little boy to make sure he washed his bummy well while in the shower.

by Jon64Bailey February 7, 2013