Jon64Bailey's definitions

drizzling shits

diarrhea, especially when chronic or frequent: the 'shits', in other words

The rotten chili I ate at Don's Diner last night gave me the drizzling shits all morning long!!

by Jon64Bailey May 24, 2008

PASO

a person or persons in the LGBTQ community (pronounced PASS-oh); an abbreviation for People (or Person) of (an) Alternate Sexual Orientation(s)

Tom is not an LGBTQ; he's simply a PASO. It's much easier to say, "Paso" than it is to say "LGBTQ".

by Jon64Bailey July 2, 2018

piffen yonnies

Aussie Slang to casually chuck or throw small stones or rocks

The boys were piffen yonnies at birds over the riverbank.

by Jon64Bailey January 14, 2008

boot

1. interjection get out of here!, beat it!, split!, vamoose!, scat!, scram! 2. bootleg (illegal) liquor 3. put a computer into operation from a powered-off state (also 'boot up')

The boys yelled "Boot, sister!" at the girl when she entered their clubhouse. Elliot Ness's Untouchables confiscated 5,000 cases of Canadian boot during a raid. This new software requires the machine be booted over again so as to install properly.

by Jon64Bailey January 14, 2008

fake the funk

to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to "go through the motions"

We need to fake the funk so the boss doesn't think we lack ambition.

by Jon64Bailey December 22, 2008

barbecue

Slang destroy by fire; burn; torch (slang sense) or an occasion for doing this

Hitler hosted many a book barbecue in Nazi Germany.

by Jon64Bailey July 30, 2011

hair dude

A younger man or with a longer, shaggy or full hairstyle typical of the sexy fuller male hairstyles common in the 1970's. (This term should never apply to a female.)

Those shaggy surfer guys in California were real hair dudes back before cell phones were in fashion.

by Jon64Bailey June 12, 2012