Jon64Bailey's definitions

American original

1. a remarkable or unique American person or thing or a person or thing patently American
2. sarcastically, an American person patently or annoyingly ordinary or typical as in the phrase "You're an American original."

John Wayne, blue jeans, baseball and Harley-Davidson motorcycles are American originals.

Vera was annoyed at Tom for chauvinistically criticising her as she was driving the car while riding the brake pedal. She said to Tom, "Boy, you're an American original."

by Jon64Bailey November 2, 2020

fogly

a combination of fat, old and ugly: a spoof on FUGLY

pronounced FOG-glee

I am much too fogly to worry about getting raped by any strange motorist on the highway who might give me a ride.

by Jon64Bailey October 2, 2013

crackerjack

someone very skilled or proficient

John was a crackerjack of a mechanic: he could make a Mustang hum going in reverse.

by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

for Christ's sake!

Interjection of annoyance or anger, like dammit!, son-of-a-bitch!, etc.: much stronger than "for Pete's sake!"

Stop playing with those girlish toys and act
like a boy, for Christ's sake!

also "crissakes!" or "Christ sake!"

by Jon64Bailey January 6, 2009

drizzling shits

diarrhea, especially when chronic or frequent: the 'shits', in other words

The rotten chili I ate at Don's Diner last night gave me the drizzling shits all morning long!!

by Jon64Bailey May 24, 2008

piffen yonnies

Aussie Slang to casually chuck or throw small stones or rocks

The boys were piffen yonnies at birds over the riverbank.

by Jon64Bailey January 14, 2008

fake the funk

to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to "go through the motions"

We need to fake the funk so the boss doesn't think we lack ambition.

by Jon64Bailey December 22, 2008