2 definitions by Jomamas

Ruins everything with his big ol hands banging around on everything breaking it all like edward scissor hands did but with his stumpy sausage fingers instead
You get a mixed up text from some guy with fat fingers and text him back "allright there, edward sausage hands!"
by Jomamas November 12, 2013
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National Yeet your friends across the room day
I am going to yeet him on November 6
by Jomamas November 3, 2019
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