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on the low down

To not actually be gay but to engage in homosexual activity in order to satisfy your own carnal desires and is kept secret.
After the girls did not show up for the party the guys watched the porno tape and were soon on the low down.
by Jolly Roger April 9, 2004
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Ordy

Slang for Aviation Ordnanceman, said by some to be the most important job in the Navy.
The stated primary function of the Navy is to provide for open sea lanes. This is done by show of force which requires the ability to deploy ordnance on target.
The aircraft carrier is the primary force in a naval battle group which all other ships in the fleet join to protect so that it may deliver ordnance on target.
Every job description is essential to maintain a successful mission but the ordy is a special breed often regarded as just a little bit touched.
Pilot: I sure hope the ordies got my weapons straight otherwise I might as well be flying a hang-glider.
by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004
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bovine scatology

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.
by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004
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Frankendyke

Janet "Frankendyke" Reno
Frankendyke is responsible for the murder of the men, women and children at the Branch Dividian Church in Mt. Carmel, TX.
by Jolly Roger April 5, 2004
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rubber necker

An individual who moves his head or worms in rank or while standing at attention.
The drill sergeant screamed at the fresh recruit for turning his head to look at the seagull calling him a rubber necker.
by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004
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Cowboy cold

1. Any beer that is cooler than the ambient tempurature.
2. Being colder than you have ever been.
1. Neighbor: Hey bud I double dog dare you to give me one of those beers.
Bud: They're not cold yet.
Neighbor: I don't care, it feels cowboy cold to me.

2. I woke up this morning and my hair was frozen to my horses chest, it was cowboy cold last night.
by Jolly Roger October 8, 2004
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whack

To kill or assissinate an individual.
After John Kerry chose Hillary Clinton as his vice president she hired Bills old button men to whack Kerry so she would become president by default.
by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004
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