18 definitions by JohnnyAZ
One of several potentially awkward sounds created by the body's interaction with air, this one the result of suction from when the lumbar curve of the back is pressed flat against a smooth surface and then lifted, making a loud fart-like sound. Back farts most often occur when having sex on linoleum or when shifting about in a tanning bed.
J: T and I were doing the grown-up in stealth mode on that big mahogany table in the conference room last night, and I pulled this massive back fart.
A: I hate when that happens. Were you embarrassed?
J: Yeah, but only because the janitor heard it and opened the door.
A: Zut! what did you do?
J: I told him to drop trou -- daisy chain!
A: I hate when that happens. Were you embarrassed?
J: Yeah, but only because the janitor heard it and opened the door.
A: Zut! what did you do?
J: I told him to drop trou -- daisy chain!
by JohnnyAZ May 13, 2006
J: Did you go home with that guy last night?
M: Yeah.
J: Did you fuck him?
M: No, but my ass is still tingling from the trumpet he gave me.
M: Yeah.
J: Did you fuck him?
M: No, but my ass is still tingling from the trumpet he gave me.
by JohnnyAZ May 23, 2006
To suddenly shift from being warm, friendly, outgoing, and even loving, to being stand-offish and out of touch without any observable (or reasonable) trigger. Usually occurs in the early stages of a relationship.
A: So did butt-knocker call you today?
J: No, haven't heard from him.
A: Since when?
J: Since, like, three days ago.
A: What happened? He was like, totally stalking you. Did he just, like, go polar or what?
J: Let's smoke a bowl and eat some Scoops.
J: No, haven't heard from him.
A: Since when?
J: Since, like, three days ago.
A: What happened? He was like, totally stalking you. Did he just, like, go polar or what?
J: Let's smoke a bowl and eat some Scoops.
by JohnnyAZ May 24, 2006
a kinder, gentler expression for "breaking up," but even more useful because it can be applied to any relationship, from a 20-year marriage to five-month lover, a three-week fling, or that person you've been stalking for the past nine days.
E: You look happy.
J: I just had it out with Julio. I'm so moving on.
E: But Julio's a great guy. Maybe you should rethink that.
J: And maybe you should tongue my poop chute.
J: I just had it out with Julio. I'm so moving on.
E: But Julio's a great guy. Maybe you should rethink that.
J: And maybe you should tongue my poop chute.
by JohnnyAZ June 3, 2006
To spread crack for a tap from some johnson you've dumped, usually inducing a shame spiral. Note: only women and gay men can backslide, since straight men will screw anything, anytime, without remorse.
Johnny: You look like shit.
Eric: My ex came over last night.
Johnny: You backslide?
Eric: You know it.
Johnny: That must be some good rod.
Eric: Better than that take-out you scarf.
Eric: My ex came over last night.
Johnny: You backslide?
Eric: You know it.
Johnny: That must be some good rod.
Eric: Better than that take-out you scarf.
by JohnnyAZ May 3, 2006
E: Hey Dean, nice Jack o' Lanterns on your porch.
D: Thanks -- the one on the left is mine.
E: Very cool.
D: And the other one's Peggy's...total dumbkin.
E: You're so mean, Dean.
D: It is what it is.
D: Thanks -- the one on the left is mine.
E: Very cool.
D: And the other one's Peggy's...total dumbkin.
E: You're so mean, Dean.
D: It is what it is.
by JohnnyAZ October 1, 2007