The ass or general crotch/rear area, generally well-formed and at least partially concealed by clothing.
Jane: Nice kitchen.
Lucy: You too -- let's go back to my place, put on some Melissa Ethridge and get Sappho!
Lucy: You too -- let's go back to my place, put on some Melissa Ethridge and get Sappho!
by JohnnyAZ May 17, 2006
Get the kitchenmug. An awesome shot that will quickly get you fucked up. Made with Jager, peppermint liqueur and Bacardi 151.
Justin: Let's do a couple thorazine shots before we go dance to this Gwen Stefani song.
Stephen: Good call, girlfriend.
Stephen: Good call, girlfriend.
by JohnnyAZ May 25, 2006
Get the thorazinemug. Verb or Noun: The act of grabbing someone someone's chin/cheeks between the thumb and fingers and squeezing/shaking her/his face in an moment of overwhelming affection (or the result of said act), usually performed by grandmothers and great aunts to a mensch or by old drunk queens to anyone within reach.
Aunt Marge walked in, got all verklempt and gave Akiva a love cup so fierce he had bruises on his cheeks for three days.
by JohnnyAZ May 11, 2006
Get the love cupmug. A: Have you met Mike's new boyfriend?
J: Nuh-uh.
A: Total skink.
J: Gee, how surprising. Where'd they meet?
A: The kid was hustling outside Wal-Mart.
J: Nuh-uh.
A: Total skink.
J: Gee, how surprising. Where'd they meet?
A: The kid was hustling outside Wal-Mart.
by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006
Get the skinkmug. To heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization.
A: So what's new with T and E?
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.
by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006
Get the microwavemug. The act of dropping out of MySpace and other social networking sites because they become so overwhelming to keep up with.
by JohnnyAZ January 15, 2008
Get the ByeSpacemug. One of several potentially awkward sounds created by the body's interaction with air, this one the result of suction from when the lumbar curve of the back is pressed flat against a smooth surface and then lifted, making a loud fart-like sound. Back farts most often occur when having sex on linoleum or when shifting about in a tanning bed.
J: T and I were doing the grown-up in stealth mode on that big mahogany table in the conference room last night, and I pulled this massive back fart.
A: I hate when that happens. Were you embarrassed?
J: Yeah, but only because the janitor heard it and opened the door.
A: Zut! what did you do?
J: I told him to drop trou -- daisy chain!
A: I hate when that happens. Were you embarrassed?
J: Yeah, but only because the janitor heard it and opened the door.
A: Zut! what did you do?
J: I told him to drop trou -- daisy chain!
by JohnnyAZ May 21, 2006
Get the back fartmug.