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back fart

One of several potentially awkward sounds created by the body's interaction with air, this one the result of suction from when the lumbar curve of the back is pressed flat against a smooth surface and then lifted, making a loud fart-like sound. Back farts most often occur when having sex on linoleum or when shifting about in a tanning bed.
J: T and I were doing the grown-up in stealth mode on that big mahogany table in the conference room last night, and I pulled this massive back fart.

A: I hate when that happens. Were you embarrassed?

J: Yeah, but only because the janitor heard it and opened the door.

A: Zut! what did you do?

J: I told him to drop trou -- daisy chain!
by JohnnyAZ May 21, 2006
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ByeSpace

The act of dropping out of MySpace and other social networking sites because they become so overwhelming to keep up with.
I had 27 new friggin' friend bulletins today - I'm seriously considering ByeSpace.
by JohnnyAZ January 15, 2008
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blood, sweat and Carly Simon

Characterized by intensity, introspection, difficulty and analysis, often accompanied by frustrating miscommunication, hurt feelings, sarcasm, long, stacatto text message exchanges, starch, and/or a compulsive need to talk about an event, thing, or situation. Credit to TT for this adept turn-of-phrase.
J: Why are you being so hateful?

E: Why are you?

J: My heart wants you.

E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.

J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.

E: Right on.

<kiss>
by JohnnyAZ May 19, 2006
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go polar

To suddenly shift from being warm, friendly, outgoing, and even loving, to being stand-offish and out of touch without any observable (or reasonable) trigger. Usually occurs in the early stages of a relationship.
A: So did butt-knocker call you today?

J: No, haven't heard from him.

A: Since when?

J: Since, like, three days ago.

A: What happened? He was like, totally stalking you. Did he just, like, go polar or what?

J: Let's smoke a bowl and eat some Scoops.
by JohnnyAZ May 28, 2006
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dumbkin

A dumb (badly carved) Halloween pumpkin.

(Credit to Dean at Peggy's expense)
E: Hey Dean, nice Jack o' Lanterns on your porch.
D: Thanks -- the one on the left is mine.
E: Very cool.
D: And the other one's Peggy's...total dumbkin.
E: You're so mean, Dean.
D: It is what it is.
by JohnnyAZ October 16, 2007
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it is what it is

A) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually implies helplessness.

B) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually means "it will be what it is," as in "it ain't gonna change, so deal with it or don't." See also tough shit, oh well, cry me a river and tfb.
Meaning A
J: I can't believe the price of gas!

B: It is what it is.

Meaning B
J: It troubles me that you continue to put cyanide in my Yoohoo even after I've asked you to stop.

B: It is what it is.
by JohnnyAZ May 26, 2006
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kitchen

The ass or general crotch/rear area, generally well-formed and at least partially concealed by clothing.
Jane: Nice kitchen.

Lucy: You too -- let's go back to my place, put on some Melissa Ethridge and get Sappho!
by JohnnyAZ May 17, 2006
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