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J: Did you go home with that guy last night?
M: Yeah.
J: Did you fuck him?
M: No, but my ass is still tingling from the trumpet he gave me.
M: Yeah.
J: Did you fuck him?
M: No, but my ass is still tingling from the trumpet he gave me.
by JohnnyAZ May 27, 2006
Get the trumpet mug.An exceptionally vigorous butt-pounding between men in the dorsal-ventral position, generally noteworthy for its combination of depth, force and velocity, such that the poundee is transported to an otherworldly, orally-fixated state of extreme "hurt-so-good" pleasure as to unconsciously bite down on a pillow, duvet, forearm, Jack Russel terrier, or anything else that happens to come with close proximity of his mouth.
Josie: Did you see Tom last night?
Johnny: Until the lights went out, then I saw stars.
Josie: Total pillow-biter, huh?
Johnny: Been spitting out feathers all day.
Josie: The Tomster sure likes to pound ass.
Johnny: One of his many charms.
Josie: Many?
Johnny: Hey now...
Johnny: Until the lights went out, then I saw stars.
Josie: Total pillow-biter, huh?
Johnny: Been spitting out feathers all day.
Josie: The Tomster sure likes to pound ass.
Johnny: One of his many charms.
Josie: Many?
Johnny: Hey now...
by JohnnyAZ May 18, 2006
Get the pillow-biter mug.Of or relating to lesbian behavior or acts.
Jane: I was hanging out with Michelle the other night watching March of the Penguins and doing shots of Cuervo, and suddenly she kicked off her Teva sandals and got all Sappho on me.
Josie: No way! Was she wearing her Raiders sweatshirt?
Jane: She was!
Josie: Beware the Raiders-Cuervo Sappho effect!
Jane: No, it was totally hot! Kiss me!
Josie: No way! Was she wearing her Raiders sweatshirt?
Jane: She was!
Josie: Beware the Raiders-Cuervo Sappho effect!
Jane: No, it was totally hot! Kiss me!
by JohnnyAZ May 18, 2006
Get the sappho mug.The ass or general crotch/rear area, generally well-formed and at least partially concealed by clothing.
Jane: Nice kitchen.
Lucy: You too -- let's go back to my place, put on some Melissa Ethridge and get Sappho!
Lucy: You too -- let's go back to my place, put on some Melissa Ethridge and get Sappho!
by JohnnyAZ May 17, 2006
Get the kitchen mug.To heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization.
A: So what's new with T and E?
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.
by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006
Get the microwave mug.A: Have you met Mike's new boyfriend?
J: Nuh-uh.
A: Total skink.
J: Gee, how surprising. Where'd they meet?
A: The kid was hustling outside Wal-Mart.
J: Nuh-uh.
A: Total skink.
J: Gee, how surprising. Where'd they meet?
A: The kid was hustling outside Wal-Mart.
by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006
Get the skink mug.To suddenly shift from being warm, friendly, outgoing, and even loving, to being stand-offish and out of touch without any observable (or reasonable) trigger. Usually occurs in the early stages of a relationship.
A: So did butt-knocker call you today?
J: No, haven't heard from him.
A: Since when?
J: Since, like, three days ago.
A: What happened? He was like, totally stalking you. Did he just, like, go polar or what?
J: Let's smoke a bowl and eat some Scoops.
J: No, haven't heard from him.
A: Since when?
J: Since, like, three days ago.
A: What happened? He was like, totally stalking you. Did he just, like, go polar or what?
J: Let's smoke a bowl and eat some Scoops.
by JohnnyAZ May 28, 2006
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