JohnnyAZ's definitions

thorazine

An awesome shot that will quickly get you fucked up. Made with Jager, peppermint liqueur and Bacardi 151.

Justin: Let's do a couple thorazine shots before we go dance to this Gwen Stefani song.

Stephen: Good call, girlfriend.

by JohnnyAZ May 25, 2006

love cup

Verb or Noun: The act of grabbing someone someone's chin/cheeks between the thumb and fingers and squeezing/shaking her/his face in an moment of overwhelming affection (or the result of said act), usually performed by grandmothers and great aunts to a mensch or by old drunk queens to anyone within reach.

Aunt Marge walked in, got all verklempt and gave Akiva a love cup so fierce he had bruises on his cheeks for three days.

by JohnnyAZ May 11, 2006

backslide

To spread crack for a tap from some johnson you've dumped, usually inducing a shame spiral. Note: only women and gay men can backslide, since straight men will screw anything, anytime, without remorse.

Johnny: You look like shit.
Eric: My ex came over last night.
Johnny: You backslide?
Eric: You know it.
Johnny: That must be some good rod.
Eric: Better than that take-out you scarf.

by JohnnyAZ May 13, 2006

ByeSpace

The act of dropping out of MySpace and other social networking sites because they become so overwhelming to keep up with.

I had 27 new friggin' friend bulletins today - I'm seriously considering ByeSpace.

by JohnnyAZ January 15, 2008

McNeighborhood

Describes most new-construction neighborhoods or subdevelopments, characterized by cookie-cutter clone-homes and a morass of winding, interconnected, dead-end streets and cul-de-sacs, most of which have essentially the same name: Place del Gato, El Gato Lane, El Gato Drive, Campo de Gato Avenue, etc.

Note: Always be sure to carry water when entering a McNeighborhood as it may be a while before you find your way back out.

Jake: I'm so fucking annoyed.

John: What's up?

Jake: I just wasted two hours looking for take-out.

John: Slow day on the Net, huh?

Jake: No, I hooked up there right off the bat, but then drove around for an hour looking for the damn house and never found it.

John: Fucking McNeighborhoods!

Jake: Fucking Cabeza-del-Gato-Stravenue-bottom-bois!

by JohnnyAZ May 18, 2006

microwave

To heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization.

A: So what's new with T and E?
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.

by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006

back fart

One of several potentially awkward sounds created by the body's interaction with air, this one the result of suction from when the lumbar curve of the back is pressed flat against a smooth surface and then lifted, making a loud fart-like sound. Back farts most often occur when having sex on linoleum or when shifting about in a tanning bed.

J: T and I were doing the grown-up in stealth mode on that big mahogany table in the conference room last night, and I pulled this massive back fart.

A: I hate when that happens. Were you embarrassed?

J: Yeah, but only because the janitor heard it and opened the door.

A: Zut! what did you do?

J: I told him to drop trou -- daisy chain!

by JohnnyAZ May 21, 2006