E: Hey Dean, nice Jack o' Lanterns on your porch.
D: Thanks -- the one on the left is mine.
E: Very cool.
D: And the other one's Peggy's...total dumbkin.
E: You're so mean, Dean.
D: It is what it is.
D: Thanks -- the one on the left is mine.
E: Very cool.
D: And the other one's Peggy's...total dumbkin.
E: You're so mean, Dean.
D: It is what it is.
by JohnnyAZ October 01, 2007
An awesome shot that will quickly get you fucked up. Made with Jager, peppermint liqueur and Bacardi 151.
Justin: Let's do a couple thorazine shots before we go dance to this Gwen Stefani song.
Stephen: Good call, girlfriend.
Stephen: Good call, girlfriend.
by JohnnyAZ May 20, 2006
Of or relating to lesbian behavior or acts.
Jane: I was hanging out with Michelle the other night watching March of the Penguins and doing shots of Cuervo, and suddenly she kicked off her Teva sandals and got all Sappho on me.
Josie: No way! Was she wearing her Raiders sweatshirt?
Jane: She was!
Josie: Beware the Raiders-Cuervo Sappho effect!
Jane: No, it was totally hot! Kiss me!
Josie: No way! Was she wearing her Raiders sweatshirt?
Jane: She was!
Josie: Beware the Raiders-Cuervo Sappho effect!
Jane: No, it was totally hot! Kiss me!
by JohnnyAZ May 09, 2006
The ass or general crotch/rear area, generally well-formed and at least partially concealed by clothing.
Jane: Nice kitchen.
Lucy: You too -- let's go back to my place, put on some Melissa Ethridge and get Sappho!
Lucy: You too -- let's go back to my place, put on some Melissa Ethridge and get Sappho!
by JohnnyAZ May 09, 2006
Characterized by intensity, introspection, difficulty and analysis, often accompanied by frustrating miscommunication, hurt feelings, sarcasm, long, stacatto text message exchanges, starch, and/or a compulsive need to talk about an event, thing, or situation. Credit to TT for this adept turn-of-phrase.
J: Why are you being so hateful?
E: Why are you?
J: My heart wants you.
E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.
J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.
E: Right on.
<kiss>
E: Why are you?
J: My heart wants you.
E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.
J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.
E: Right on.
<kiss>
by JohnnyAZ May 11, 2006
J: Did you go home with that guy last night?
M: Yeah.
J: Did you fuck him?
M: No, but my ass is still tingling from the trumpet he gave me.
M: Yeah.
J: Did you fuck him?
M: No, but my ass is still tingling from the trumpet he gave me.
by JohnnyAZ May 23, 2006
a kinder, gentler expression for "breaking up," but even more useful because it can be applied to any relationship, from a 20-year marriage to five-month lover, a three-week fling, or that person you've been stalking for the past nine days.
E: You look happy.
J: I just had it out with Julio. I'm so moving on.
E: But Julio's a great guy. Maybe you should rethink that.
J: And maybe you should tongue my poop chute.
J: I just had it out with Julio. I'm so moving on.
E: But Julio's a great guy. Maybe you should rethink that.
J: And maybe you should tongue my poop chute.
by JohnnyAZ June 03, 2006