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One of several potentially awkward sounds created by the body's interaction with air, this one the result of suction from when the lumbar curve of the back is pressed flat against a smooth surface and then lifted, making a loud fart-like sound. Back farts most often occur when having sex on linoleum or when shifting about in a tanning bed.
J: T and I were doing the grown-up in stealth mode on that big mahogany table in the conference room last night, and I pulled this massive back fart.
A: I hate when that happens. Were you embarrassed?
J: Yeah, but only because the janitor heard it and opened the door.
A: Zut! what did you do?
J: I told him to drop trou -- daisy chain!
A: I hate when that happens. Were you embarrassed?
J: Yeah, but only because the janitor heard it and opened the door.
A: Zut! what did you do?
J: I told him to drop trou -- daisy chain!
by JohnnyAZ May 21, 2006
Get the back fart mug.To spread crack for a tap from some johnson you've dumped, usually inducing a shame spiral. Note: only women and gay men can backslide, since straight men will screw anything, anytime, without remorse.
Johnny: You look like shit.
Eric: My ex came over last night.
Johnny: You backslide?
Eric: You know it.
Johnny: That must be some good rod.
Eric: Better than that take-out you scarf.
Eric: My ex came over last night.
Johnny: You backslide?
Eric: You know it.
Johnny: That must be some good rod.
Eric: Better than that take-out you scarf.
by JohnnyAZ May 13, 2006
Get the backslide mug.a kinder, gentler expression for "breaking up," but even more useful because it can be applied to any relationship, from a 20-year marriage to five-month lover, a three-week fling, or that person you've been stalking for the past nine days.
E: You look happy.
J: I just had it out with Julio. I'm so moving on.
E: But Julio's a great guy. Maybe you should rethink that.
J: And maybe you should tongue my poop chute.
J: I just had it out with Julio. I'm so moving on.
E: But Julio's a great guy. Maybe you should rethink that.
J: And maybe you should tongue my poop chute.
by JohnnyAZ June 11, 2006
Get the moving on mug.E: Hey Dean, nice Jack o' Lanterns on your porch.
D: Thanks -- the one on the left is mine.
E: Very cool.
D: And the other one's Peggy's...total dumbkin.
E: You're so mean, Dean.
D: It is what it is.
D: Thanks -- the one on the left is mine.
E: Very cool.
D: And the other one's Peggy's...total dumbkin.
E: You're so mean, Dean.
D: It is what it is.
by JohnnyAZ October 16, 2007
Get the dumbkin mug.The act of dropping out of MySpace and other social networking sites because they become so overwhelming to keep up with.
by JohnnyAZ January 15, 2008
Get the ByeSpace mug.To heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization.
A: So what's new with T and E?
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.
by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006
Get the microwave mug.A: Have you met Mike's new boyfriend?
J: Nuh-uh.
A: Total skink.
J: Gee, how surprising. Where'd they meet?
A: The kid was hustling outside Wal-Mart.
J: Nuh-uh.
A: Total skink.
J: Gee, how surprising. Where'd they meet?
A: The kid was hustling outside Wal-Mart.
by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006
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