Johnny Tats's definitions

hotdog inhaler

term used to describe a faggot that only sucks cock and does not take it in the ass

I hear that Wayne is one of those fucking hotdog inhalers.

by Johnny Tats January 12, 2008

parking lot special

A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.

I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

kentucky barn burner

when you are having sex with a woman in the doggie style position with a wad of tobacco in your mouth put your spit cup on her lower back and take your dick out and dip it in the cup and then stick it up her ass

My date gave me this nasty black eye after her kentucky barn burner last night.

by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007

furr pie

A very hairy unshaved pussy.

That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.

by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007

meat shit

the shit that awakens one from a sound sleep at 2:30am after eating a large amount of meat before bedtime

Man 1: Why are you so tired today?

Man 2: I got the meat shit from going to Outback!

by Johnny Tats May 23, 2008

full boat

Term used to describe a woman's VERY hairy pussy. Looks similar to having your cards fanned out in a hand of poker.

I took this cougar home last night and she had one hell of a full boat.

by Johnny Tats November 20, 2007

hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007