58 definitions by Johnny Tats

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing
After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.
by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008
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By the gaping size of her pussy it looks like she's been getting hit with a cunt cleaver.
by Johnny Tats July 25, 2008
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when a man puts a woman face down on the bed and eats her ass out for about 10 minutes
Man 1: That girl is so fine, but she is a fucking bitch.

Man 2: She just needs someone to dig it out and she will be fine.
by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008
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Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.
by Johnny Tats October 16, 2007
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when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again
I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.
by Johnny Tats November 13, 2007
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stands for Bald Beyond Repair
After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR
by Johnny Tats July 11, 2008
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When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off
I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.
by Johnny Tats September 14, 2007
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