Johnny Tats's definitions

garage door

the large roll of fat that needs to be lifted up to get to a fat womans pussy

If you want to fuck Stacey you will have to open the garage door.

by Johnny Tats December 11, 2007

shade out

to leave a party or function when no one is paying attention and without saying goodbye

That party last night was so lame that I had to shade out.

by Johnny Tats December 8, 2007

buried to the hip

when a man is fucking a woman and has his dick all the way in her

Woman: Stick it all the way in baby.
Man: I'm already buried to the hip.

by Johnny Tats April 26, 2008

stink lodge

another term for a bathroom...coined by Peter Griffin from Family Guy

If I don't get to the stink lodge really quickly there is going to be taco paint on the back seat of your Bentley.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

kentucky barn burner

when you are having sex with a woman in the doggie style position with a wad of tobacco in your mouth put your spit cup on her lower back and take your dick out and dip it in the cup and then stick it up her ass

My date gave me this nasty black eye after her kentucky barn burner last night.

by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007

meat shit

the shit that awakens one from a sound sleep at 2:30am after eating a large amount of meat before bedtime

Man 1: Why are you so tired today?

Man 2: I got the meat shit from going to Outback!

by Johnny Tats May 23, 2008

parking lot special

A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.

I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008