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beasting

"Jimmy was beasting Mary behind the bike-shed."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
mugGet the beastingmug.

Scuzzy bitches

{GTA3}
Females of the loose and dirty variety.
Insult to a woman.
"These scuzzy bitches won't get off my dick."
"You scuzzy bitch."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
mugGet the Scuzzy bitchesmug.

school

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
mugGet the schoolmug.

boxing

"One of the most hardest fucking sports."

A sport Mr X has obviously been competing in for too long in, judging by his poor grasp of the English language.
"Mr X makes his living by boxing. hBy the time he's 27 he's going to be practically brain-dead."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
mugGet the boxingmug.

Taking matters into your own hands

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
mugGet the Taking matters into your own handsmug.

Sausage Fingers

^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.
"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
mugGet the Sausage Fingersmug.

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
mugGet the Slap boxing the one-eyed champmug.

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