Johnny Pot Smoker's definitions

yo momma

1. The person who just received a cum shot from me last night.
2. A cheap whore.

"Yo momma just started sucking my dick. I was like 'What the fuck?' She was good, though."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

sizzle ma dizzle, mizzle fizzle

Snoop slang for 'suck my dick, mother fucker.'

"Yo best respizzle my shizzle, or sizzle my dizzle, mizzle fizzle."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

hun

Haha! And maybe one day you'll learn to spell, Beouffy.
In any event...
(Scottish Slang) A Rangers fan. Due, naturally, to the protestant ties the club is purported to have.

"Those fucking huns. I can't believe they beat us on fucking goal difference."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Ronaldinho

1. Greatest player to walk out of Brazil since Ronaldo.
2. A stabbing pain in the side of Alex Ferguson. Hahahaha.
3. Instigator of the most enjoyable moment of my life; Putting England out of the World Cup with a wonder Free-Kick from all of 35 Yards.

"Did you see the goal Ronaldinho scored against England in the World Cup? Yes? Well, guess what. You get to see it again."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

boxing

"One of the most hardest fucking sports."

A sport Mr X has obviously been competing in for too long in, judging by his poor grasp of the English language.

"Mr X makes his living by boxing. hBy the time he's 27 he's going to be practically brain-dead."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

flexible

Prince.

"Prince is very... flexible, so I've heard"

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Taking matters into your own hands

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003