17 definitions by Johnny Pot Smoker

beasting

The act of brutally fucking someone.

"Jimmy was beasting Mary behind the bike-shed."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

boxing

"One of the most hardest fucking sports."

A sport Mr X has obviously been competing in for too long in, judging by his poor grasp of the English language.

"Mr X makes his living by boxing. hBy the time he's 27 he's going to be practically brain-dead."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Taking matters into your own hands

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Furry Cup

vagina
pussy
hole
cock socket

"I think she might dine at the furry cup"

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Scuzzy bitches

{GTA3}
Females of the loose and dirty variety.
Insult to a woman.

"These scuzzy bitches won't get off my dick."
"You scuzzy bitch."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

hun

Haha! And maybe one day you'll learn to spell, Beouffy.
In any event...
(Scottish Slang) A Rangers fan. Due, naturally, to the protestant ties the club is purported to have.

"Those fucking huns. I can't believe they beat us on fucking goal difference."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003