Johnny Donut's definitions

Bah Hallow Humbug

An exclamation conveying a strong hatred of people and activities associated with Halloween.

The old scary man on the block would scream, “Bah Hallow Humbug!!” at children attempting to trick or treat at his house.

by Johnny Donut October 31, 2019

I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying

The ability to successfully suggest an unpopular point of view without revealing a position of your own.

Mike didn’t like Donald’s plan so he hedged by telling his friends, “I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying.”

by Johnny Donut June 26, 2020

Chip Chip Away

A minority rally cry when majority partisan agendas are passed to the detriment of the country as a whole.

When five unqualified judges were confirmed a few Senators cheered, “Chip Chip Away” in disgust.

by Johnny Donut October 24, 2019

spazchoo

An unexpected sneeze causing an individual to lose physical control of their body in a comedic way.

Dave’s spazchoo started the chain of events that eventually led to the lamp getting knocked over.

by Johnny Donut December 24, 2020

Rekurdican

An American political party created, defined and ultimately destroyed by the great and unmatched wisdom of their highest elected member.

A once proud political party was brought down by a Rekurdican administration and their many enablers.

by Johnny Donut October 8, 2019

Imbleached

When one is removed quickly from a position of authority as if they were a lingering germ or virus on a high touch surface.

The sitting President was Imbleached after spouting insane theories on treatments and cures.

by Johnny Donut April 24, 2020

Reputincan

An American conservative who not only relies on but welcomes foreign interference in a democratic society.

When Donald J. Trump asked Russia to find Hillary’s e-mails he became the first Reputincan in American history.

by Johnny Donut February 15, 2019