Imbleached

When one is removed quickly from a position of authority as if they were a lingering germ or virus on a high touch surface.

The sitting President was Imbleached after spouting insane theories on treatments and cures.

by Johnny Donut April 24, 2020

Reputincan

An American conservative who not only relies on but welcomes foreign interference in a democratic society.

When Donald J. Trump asked Russia to find Hillary’s e-mails he became the first Reputincan in American history.

by Johnny Donut February 15, 2019

boltness

A powerful well-placed individual who witnesses crimes being committed and refuses to testify because they want to write a book about those crimes later for personal profit.

John was considered a boltness when he refused to testify at the impeachment hearings.

by Johnny Donut June 17, 2020

I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying

The ability to successfully suggest an unpopular point of view without revealing a position of your own.

Mike didn’t like Donald’s plan so he hedged by telling his friends, “I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying.”

by Johnny Donut June 26, 2020

spazchoo

An unexpected sneeze causing an individual to lose physical control of their body in a comedic way.

Dave’s spazchoo started the chain of events that eventually led to the lamp getting knocked over.

by Johnny Donut December 24, 2020

Rekurdican

An American political party created, defined and ultimately destroyed by the great and unmatched wisdom of their highest elected member.

A once proud political party was brought down by a Rekurdican administration and their many enablers.

by Johnny Donut October 08, 2019

Debtennial

An individual born between 1981 and 1996 who struggles every month to repay a soul-crushing amount of student loans.

Steve became a true debtennial when he decided to pay his monthly student loan obligation before paying his rent.

by Johnny Donut May 28, 2019