Johnny Donut's definitions

Mealie

A photograph one has taken of a meal and shared through social media.

When Jamie went to the new Mexican restaurant he sent a mealie of his burrito to his friends touting it's authenticity.

by Johnny Donut August 29, 2017

Maganificent

Unimpressive and unimposing. The exact opposite of magnificent.

The current administration had a maganificent first two years running the country.

by Johnny Donut January 23, 2019

Jew Gypsue

The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.

Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.

by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019

Caucasianmail

When rich white people threaten to reveal kind words or gestures to damage a person’s otherwise stellar badass reputation for their own material gain.

The record label used caucasianmail when they negotiated the contract of the notorious rapper Street Killa.

by Johnny Donut February 8, 2019

Reputincan

An American conservative who not only relies on but welcomes foreign interference in a democratic society.

When Donald J. Trump asked Russia to find Hillary’s e-mails he became the first Reputincan in American history.

by Johnny Donut February 15, 2019

Kavanova

A drunk and belligerent individual who routinely commits immoral acts in private settings while successfully maintaining a sterling public image.

I hope Brett’s kavanova lifestyle as a young man doesn’t hurt him at some point in the future.

by Johnny Donut September 28, 2018

Adoctorford

To put forth or reveal personal experiences, usually to one’s own detriment, in order to serve the larger good.

Christine was asked to adoctorford the events from that hot summer night in eighty two.

by Johnny Donut October 1, 2018