Definitions by Johnny Donut

spazchoo 

An unexpected sneeze causing an individual to lose physical control of their body in a comedic way.

Dave’s spazchoo started the chain of events that eventually led to the lamp getting knocked over.

spazchoo by Johnny Donut December 24, 2020

bi-lifer

A righteous and intellectually conflicted individual who identifies as both pro-life and anti-mask.

Donald would be considered a bi-lifer after not wearing a mask at the crowded anti-abortion rally during a pandemic.

bi-lifer by Johnny Donut September 26, 2020

I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying 

The ability to successfully suggest an unpopular point of view without revealing a position of your own.

Mike didn’t like Donald’s plan so he hedged by telling his friends, “I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying.”

I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying by Johnny Donut June 26, 2020

boltness 

A powerful well-placed individual who witnesses crimes being committed and refuses to testify because they want to write a book about those crimes later for personal profit.

John was considered a boltness when he refused to testify at the impeachment hearings.

boltness by Johnny Donut June 17, 2020

interidiot 

An incompetent individual with perceived job skill levels well below advanced, intermediate or beginner.

When it came to executing his duties properly, Donald was quite the interidiot.

interidiot by Johnny Donut June 5, 2020

Flynnfamy 

A well known moment in history when an unprecedented act of legal impropriety stained the ethical soul of a nation.

The day the General’s conviction was overturned will forever live in Flynnfamy.

Flynnfamy by Johnny Donut May 8, 2020

Imbleached 

When one is removed quickly from a position of authority as if they were a lingering germ or virus on a high touch surface.

The sitting President was Imbleached after spouting insane theories on treatments and cures.

Imbleached by Johnny Donut April 24, 2020