Johnny Donut's definitions

Mealie

A photograph one has taken of a meal and shared through social media.

When Jamie went to the new Mexican restaurant he sent a mealie of his burrito to his friends touting it's authenticity.

by Johnny Donut August 29, 2017

Kavanova

A drunk and belligerent individual who routinely commits immoral acts in private settings while successfully maintaining a sterling public image.

I hope Brett’s kavanova lifestyle as a young man doesn’t hurt him at some point in the future.

by Johnny Donut September 28, 2018

Bah Hallow Humbug

An exclamation conveying a strong hatred of people and activities associated with Halloween.

The old scary man on the block would scream, “Bah Hallow Humbug!!” at children attempting to trick or treat at his house.

by Johnny Donut October 31, 2019

Debtennial

An individual born between 1981 and 1996 who struggles every month to repay a soul-crushing amount of student loans.

Steve became a true debtennial when he decided to pay his monthly student loan obligation before paying his rent.

by Johnny Donut May 28, 2019

I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying

The ability to successfully suggest an unpopular point of view without revealing a position of your own.

Mike didn’t like Donald’s plan so he hedged by telling his friends, “I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying.”

by Johnny Donut June 26, 2020

The Full Mulvaney

When one arrogantly confesses to crimes because they believe they are above the law.

The Full Mulvaney was in full effect when Mick copped to the quid pro quo at the press conference.

by Johnny Donut November 5, 2019

bi-lifer

A righteous and intellectually conflicted individual who identifies as both pro-life and anti-mask.

Donald would be considered a bi-lifer after not wearing a mask at the crowded anti-abortion rally during a pandemic.

by Johnny Donut September 26, 2020