27 definitions by Johnny Davison
Cramer: Look at this car mom.
Mom: It's a ford, its as Worthless as two tits on a bore hog!
Cramer: your right, I'll stick with Chevy's!
Mom: It's a ford, its as Worthless as two tits on a bore hog!
Cramer: your right, I'll stick with Chevy's!
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
One of thee best bands to get down with any time of day or night. The best albums, and songs by Job For A Cowboy consist of,
DOOM: Suspended by the throat, The Rising Tide
Ruination:Butchering the enlightened
Genesis:The divine falsehood
Though hated by many people alike "scene kids" because Job For A Cowboy or any bands alike would crush listening to Forever The Sickest Kids any day.
DOOM: Suspended by the throat, The Rising Tide
Ruination:Butchering the enlightened
Genesis:The divine falsehood
Though hated by many people alike "scene kids" because Job For A Cowboy or any bands alike would crush listening to Forever The Sickest Kids any day.
1. When you go to a Job For A Cowboy show, make sure to bring an extra shirt, most likely you will get blood on you.
2. Thankfully I didn't have to take my sister to that Owl City concert, I couldn't bare terrible music, and on top of that all the little scene kids standing there texting.
3. Job For A Cowboy and Annotations Of An Autopsy " another great band" touring together was massive!
2. Thankfully I didn't have to take my sister to that Owl City concert, I couldn't bare terrible music, and on top of that all the little scene kids standing there texting.
3. Job For A Cowboy and Annotations Of An Autopsy " another great band" touring together was massive!
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010
Benadryl or Diphenhydramine HCL is an antihistamine used to treat allergies, and sometimes used for a sleep aid.
David: Mom, I really can't sleep right now.
Mom: to bad, take a Benadryl to help you go to sleep.
David: Do you mean Diphenhydramine?
Mom: Same thing..
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Jermaine: My allergies are flaring up again
Dad: Take your medicine
Jermaine: My benadryl?
Dad: yes, the Diphenhydramine tablet.
Mom: to bad, take a Benadryl to help you go to sleep.
David: Do you mean Diphenhydramine?
Mom: Same thing..
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Jermaine: My allergies are flaring up again
Dad: Take your medicine
Jermaine: My benadryl?
Dad: yes, the Diphenhydramine tablet.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.
Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010
Darell:Awe snap homie, lil tone loc is Thuggin N Buggin on that gangstuh beats again!
Terell: Man those rims are sure Buggin, they so tight!
Dwayne: He's been out there bustin caps, straight up Thuggin.
Franky: Hey my homie g, check out this science test score! I sure am Thuggin N Buggin on my fellow classmates!
Terell: Man those rims are sure Buggin, they so tight!
Dwayne: He's been out there bustin caps, straight up Thuggin.
Franky: Hey my homie g, check out this science test score! I sure am Thuggin N Buggin on my fellow classmates!
by Johnny Davison March 12, 2010
Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job is one of thee funniest comedy/sketch show's ever!
Air's on Cartoon Network/AdultSwim.
Starring Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim.
Air's on Cartoon Network/AdultSwim.
Starring Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim.
Karen: Anything good on t.v?
Jenny: Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job is on now.
Karen: What the heck is that?
Jenny: Only one of thee funniest shows on television ever!
Karen: ok, what channel?
Jenny: Cartoon Network / Adultswim.
Karen: Heck yes! this show is incredibly awesome!
Jenny: Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job is on now.
Karen: What the heck is that?
Jenny: Only one of thee funniest shows on television ever!
Karen: ok, what channel?
Jenny: Cartoon Network / Adultswim.
Karen: Heck yes! this show is incredibly awesome!
by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010