49 definitions by John R.

Astroglide

2nd best sexual lubricant on this planet

She put 5 drops of Astroglide in the reservoir tip condom before she rolled it onto me, and once I was in her I didn't even know I had a condom on.

by John R. December 9, 2003

Snapdragon

Overly effeminate homosexual.

This snapdragon was so desparate to sell me some bogus stock that he offered to smoke my white owl.

by John R. November 1, 2003

ride

a comfortable fuck

She's a good ride; she lets me come over, we have some wine, she lets me mount her at least twice a week. She bucks, I cum, we part. She doesn't insist that I sleep over.

by John R. January 3, 2004

ride

sexual intercourse with the female on top of the male (who lies on his back). The position is akin to her riding a bucking bronco.

She figures I'm a pretty good ride, she strips me, sucks my dick up hard, peels off her panties and straddles me. She guides me into her snatch, then rides me until either I cum or she cums and can't take the sensation anymore. If she comes first, then she finishes me with a hand job or she sucks me off.

by John R. January 3, 2004

DE

"from", commonly used on the internet and in Amateur Radio

best regards de your loverboy

by John R. December 15, 2003

vampire's teabag

a used tampon

As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.

by John R. December 5, 2003

Lube

a condom which is already treated with lubricant inside the package

her pussy was a mite dry last night so I rolled on a lube before I mounted her

by John R. December 9, 2003