9 definitions by John Q Moron
Originally, a patriot was someone who loves their country and supports it, but won't blindly follow whatever their country's government does. These days, it is synonymous with Nationalist, which is someone who blindly follows whatever his country's government does, and lacks his own ability to think and reason for himself.
by John Q Moron December 6, 2003
General insult, often used by charva scum but not necessarily used by a total moron
Synonyms: Idiot, git, moron, wanker, etc.
Synonyms: Idiot, git, moron, wanker, etc.
by John Q Moron December 7, 2003
The stupidest or most idiotic person in a particular village, as elected by the local populace. The kind who would steal all the sugar from an overturned lorry and go door-to-door trying to sell it.
"Read your town charter, boy. 'If foodstuff should touch the ground, that foodstuff should be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!"
-Homer Simpson
-Homer Simpson
by John Q Moron December 7, 2003
Phrase used by insecure xenophobes as a response to someone with different hobbies, interests or attitudes to themselves. These people often think they have a lot of friends, but usually nobody really cares for them.
"You are intelligent, have a high-paid job and a good future? Get a life!"
"You don't like the same things as me? Get a life!"
"You don't like the same things as me? Get a life!"
by John Q Moron December 8, 2003
To drive a long, sharp object, like a harpoon or a spear, through someone's body so that they are attached to it. Often fatal. Attach the instrument to a wall for further amusement.
by John Q Moron May 5, 2004
To cut or rip at something, with a sharp weapon or claws. For other ways to mutilate people, see fustigate.
by John Q Moron May 5, 2004
A small, transparent and non-soundproof dome fixed on top of the Planet Express building in Futurama. Only ever seen in one scene in one episode, Professor Fansworth (supposedly) often goes in there to let off some steam. A truly pointless invention.
by John Q Moron May 5, 2004