5 definitions by John Doe to the second power
n.noun
Origin: your anus
Definition: that annoying last bits of poop left to plug your butthole, left from either poorly wiped butts or premature pooping. No matter how much you wipe it still comes back to haunt you the next day. Results in sticky anuses or an annoying smooth sensation in your asshole, or, in severe cases, shit in your underwear or a plugged rectum.
Origin: your anus
Definition: that annoying last bits of poop left to plug your butthole, left from either poorly wiped butts or premature pooping. No matter how much you wipe it still comes back to haunt you the next day. Results in sticky anuses or an annoying smooth sensation in your asshole, or, in severe cases, shit in your underwear or a plugged rectum.
I got a bad case of shitplugs on Monday after I forgot to thoroughly wipe my ass. The whole day was hell.
by John Doe to the second power October 6, 2014
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they get together and cuddle in bed. daddy inserts his pee-pee into mommy's vagina and they get all warm and cuddly, then a baby is made when the sperm fertilizes the mother's egg. And that is how a baby is made.
In non-faggotry terms, sex is the meaning of life, where a male inserts his love rod into a woman's vagina, and make babies.
Be warned, it's unsafe out there in the world of sex. There's STDs that can do some seriously bad shit to you. So go prepared with condoms.
In non-faggotry terms, sex is the meaning of life, where a male inserts his love rod into a woman's vagina, and make babies.
Be warned, it's unsafe out there in the world of sex. There's STDs that can do some seriously bad shit to you. So go prepared with condoms.
by John Doe to the second power July 5, 2014
A Common misspelling of the popular Minecraft game.
Commonly used by immature or little kids who haven't learned about the game.
Commonly used by immature or little kids who haven't learned about the game.
John is playing mine craft on his computer.
Joe: OMGZ JHON CAN I PLAY SPLITSCREEN MINDCRAFT ON YOUR COMPUTERRR????
John: It's MINEcraft.. -.-
Joe: CAN I PLAY MINDCRAFT WITH YOU PLLLLEEASE?!
John: You little dipshit, get it right, it's called Minecraft!
Joe: -sniff-
Joe: OMGZ JHON CAN I PLAY SPLITSCREEN MINDCRAFT ON YOUR COMPUTERRR????
John: It's MINEcraft.. -.-
Joe: CAN I PLAY MINDCRAFT WITH YOU PLLLLEEASE?!
John: You little dipshit, get it right, it's called Minecraft!
Joe: -sniff-
by John Doe to the second power July 7, 2014
Struggle Lunches, food packs of the struggle.
The worst type of lunches available; but at least they ARE available. These lunches are either usually low-cost, high on calories and fat, made of ice, or a combination of them all.
Come in a variety of struggle bag packs, including the brown drugstore bag, Plastic "animal choker" bags from more wealthy supermarkets, and front hoodie pockets.
Struggle sandwiches in the struggle lunch can be made of anything, from ramen noodle sandwiches, to lunches with struggle bread buns, wet ramen in the middle as bacon, condom wrappers as lettuce, and butter as a condiment.
Wealthier struggling families are able to afford meats like raw fish, salmonella turkey, and, if necessary, insects.
Other foods inside the struggle lunches include (and are not limited to:)
Struggle juice
struggle soup with a spoon for mixing
cold, greasy, and frozenfried chicken
Mini-pack of struggle flakes or struggle cereal. Varies.
For healthy, better tasting, expensive alternatives, see: food stamps, rations, MREs
Be sure to wash down all that grease, fat, and disease with a struggle shower.
The worst type of lunches available; but at least they ARE available. These lunches are either usually low-cost, high on calories and fat, made of ice, or a combination of them all.
Come in a variety of struggle bag packs, including the brown drugstore bag, Plastic "animal choker" bags from more wealthy supermarkets, and front hoodie pockets.
Struggle sandwiches in the struggle lunch can be made of anything, from ramen noodle sandwiches, to lunches with struggle bread buns, wet ramen in the middle as bacon, condom wrappers as lettuce, and butter as a condiment.
Wealthier struggling families are able to afford meats like raw fish, salmonella turkey, and, if necessary, insects.
Other foods inside the struggle lunches include (and are not limited to:)
Struggle juice
struggle soup with a spoon for mixing
cold, greasy, and frozenfried chicken
Mini-pack of struggle flakes or struggle cereal. Varies.
For healthy, better tasting, expensive alternatives, see: food stamps, rations, MREs
Be sure to wash down all that grease, fat, and disease with a struggle shower.
Struggle Lunches, keeping struggling people alive since the beginning.
I was struggling so badly last week I had to live off of Struggle lunches for the whole week. I swear, I had to have either lost or gained about 100 pounds.
#Thestruggleisreal
I was struggling so badly last week I had to live off of Struggle lunches for the whole week. I swear, I had to have either lost or gained about 100 pounds.
#Thestruggleisreal
by John Doe to the second power December 4, 2014
What the shit are you?
*waiting*
Oh yes, I remember! YOU ARE AN ACTUAL FUCKING PIECE OF FUCK. So shut the shit up and listen, asswhipe!
*waiting*
Oh yes, I remember! YOU ARE AN ACTUAL FUCKING PIECE OF FUCK. So shut the shit up and listen, asswhipe!
by John Doe to the second power June 29, 2014