Lifeline

A phone call by a friend to another friend at a predetermined time. Mostly used in bad situations, first dates, or when someone goes somewhere they simply don't want to be.

Most times, a lifeline is used to show that one friend is in distress, when he's actually chillin at home with two beers, one in hand, and one waiting for the other friend. The distress call is what gives the friend his opporunity to leave, and also gives the impression to whoever is litening to the phone call that it's serious.

The lifeline remains the most efficient, yet most underused method of ditching bad dates. Sometimes hard to coordinate, lifelines prove their worth in effectiveness when your friend's girlfriend doesn't get pissed (and consequently, stop putting out) at your friend when you ditched her best friend on a date.

"Dude, Steve, I got a date with Jessica tonight at 7, give me a lifeline around 7:45, and then I'll meet you at your pad."

by John Boy January 06, 2004

cohnsy

sucks penis regularly

<Cohnsy> I suck penis and i like it

by john boy August 26, 2003

Oven Stuffed Roaster

The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind. (SEE ALSO NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK)

There's nothing like an Oven Stuffed Roaster early in the morning to get the blood flowing.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

Female Geyser

The action of emptying your semen into a females mouth, and then quickly grabbing a bottle of Pepsi and pouring some in her mouth, then shaking her head, making her look much like a spewing geyser.

"She had just finished cleaning her room, so I busted a Female Geyser on her, and there was Pepsi-Nut everywhere."

by John Boy December 23, 2003

Severance Fuck

Sex that is owed a partner after a break-up. This is still considered break-up sex, but delivery of said sex is taken at a later date. The statute of limitations on a Severance Fuck is still undetermined.

Sarah? Fuck what she says, she still owes me a Severance Fuck.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

doverican

A person that lives in Dover New Jersey

- Look at that doverican over there
- oh thats only josh durando

by John Boy May 09, 2004

Bust It

A phrase used in response to someone suggesting that you do something.

Dave: "Should I down this bottle of vodka, hold the last swallow in my mouth, smoke a cigarette through my nose, then jump in the pool and swim across underwater?"
John: "Bust it."

OR

Andy: "I know I've had a lot to drink, but that chick with the enormous fupa looks pretty hot, I think I'd enjoy licking her undercarriage."

John: "Bust it."

OR

John, holding up a full glass of beer: "Bust it?"

Kelly: "BUST IT."

by John Boy December 18, 2003