John Barry's definitions

Wober

1.Accumulation of mucous and crusty particles in the nose or nasal cavity. See booger. Also called snot, nose jam. Sometimes eaten.

1.My nose is filled with wobers. 2.My little brother is a wober.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Chescuit

1. A biscuit or sweet, baked pastry product that rests on the chest area in between periods of eating said delicacy.

1. 'Can I have a bite of your chescuit?'

by John Barry July 5, 2006

Dyllon

If you know a Dyllon, you are very lucky. If you are dating a Dyllon, you have hit the jackpot. He's pretty much the cutest guy you'll ever meet and all the girls want him. He has the sexiest brain ever! Dyllon is very intuitive and sensitive. Dyllon will make you orgasm in 30 seconds or less. Dyllon is super intelligent, and sometimes that can be intimidating to people of a lesser mental capacity. Not only is he the ideal romantic partner, but he makes an amazing, loyal friend. You will never hear Dyllon talk shit about anyone. If you have Dyllon's respect you are most likely a great person too. He has a wonderful sense of humor and his personality blends well with all different types of people. Dyllon is a very likable dude.

Dyllon is a handsome guy

Dyllon is one of the smartest people I know!

by John Barry November 24, 2021

Slurry Dog

1.Slut, skank, moll. Female who too frequently engages in acts of sex with people of a low calibre. 2.Woman of ill-repute. 3.Insult generally directed at females of species. 4.Prostitute. 5.Female with veneral disease. See slurry.

1.Monica Lewinsky is a slurry dog.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Poo Shooter

1. Person, either male, female or hermaphodite who feels the dire need to spew nonsensical shit or utter lies to make themselves look better in the eyes of their peers. Usually one who is socially inadequate, personally insecure or, quite simply, a fucktard of immense proportions. 2. One who tells lies to make themselves more fantastic in the eyes of others. 3. One who practices bullshit artistry, more commonly known as a bullshit artist.

1. 'I have a Ferrari F50 in my garage at home!' - 'On your income? What a Poo Shooter.'

by John Barry July 4, 2006

Fmell

1.The word smell, as mispronounced by a nephew named Zehn, substituting the distinct 's' at the start of the word with a rush of air from the nasal cavity resulting in the amusing 'fmell' word. 2.Amusing replacement of the word smell, to be used liberally in everyday conversation.

1.You fmell, you fmell bad! 2.That fmellf.

by John Barry September 27, 2005

Janal

1.Slang or shortened term for Jane Turner.

1.I know a girl who loves janal.

by John Barry November 20, 2004