John Barry's definitions

Fmell

1.The word smell, as mispronounced by a nephew named Zehn, substituting the distinct 's' at the start of the word with a rush of air from the nasal cavity resulting in the amusing 'fmell' word. 2.Amusing replacement of the word smell, to be used liberally in everyday conversation.

1.You fmell, you fmell bad! 2.That fmellf.

by John Barry September 27, 2005

Rock ape

1.Person of middle-eastern descent. 2.Semi-evolved being (see yard ape). 3.Derogatory term for ethnic or stupid person. 4.Cave dweller.

1.Terrorists are generally rock apes.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Goitre

1.Large, ugly growth protruding from the body, usually the face. 2.Misspronunciation by girlfriend of word guitar. 3.Ugly person.

1.My auntie had a goitre removed from her face. 2."Can you play a tune on your goitre for me?" 3.George W. Bush is a goitre.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Bin Diver

1.One who aquires or retrieves items or half-eaten or pre-chewed food from bins or other trash receptacles. Sometimes distinguished by stench of bins or bin juice. Often associated with bums or abos.

1.Get out of that bin you dirty bin diver!

by John Barry November 21, 2004

Pubic Nit

1.Small, crab-like insect. Causes infestation of the pubic region, usually in cases of abundant pubic hair growth. Usually results in irritation and reddening if the pubic region due to furious scratching. See pubic monkies. 2.Annoying person.

1.My ex-girlfriend gave me pubic nits. 2.My little brother acts like a pubic nit.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Mutant

1.A hideously ugly, repulsive, decrepid, foul, grotesque, unsightly, horrid, ill-proportioned, mangy, haggard, crude, bloated or generally ghastly person or being. 2.One who repulses.

1.Damn, John Howard is a mutant.

by John Barry November 21, 2004

Bag Job

1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.

1.I'd fuck Trish, but she would have to be a bag job.

by John Barry November 20, 2004