John Barry's definitions

Slurry Dog

1.Slut, skank, moll. Female who too frequently engages in acts of sex with people of a low calibre. 2.Woman of ill-repute. 3.Insult generally directed at females of species. 4.Prostitute. 5.Female with veneral disease. See slurry.

1.Monica Lewinsky is a slurry dog.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

STD Lucky Dip

1.Insult meaning a person with various or numerous sexually transmitted diseases. 2.Person with poor genital hygiene. 3.Person who you would most likely catch an unknown STD if slept with.

1.I'd never fuck you,It'd be like an STD lucky dip.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Janal

1.Slang or shortened term for Jane Turner.

1.I know a girl who loves janal.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Poo Shooter

1. Person, either male, female or hermaphodite who feels the dire need to spew nonsensical shit or utter lies to make themselves look better in the eyes of their peers. Usually one who is socially inadequate, personally insecure or, quite simply, a fucktard of immense proportions. 2. One who tells lies to make themselves more fantastic in the eyes of others. 3. One who practices bullshit artistry, more commonly known as a bullshit artist.

1. 'I have a Ferrari F50 in my garage at home!' - 'On your income? What a Poo Shooter.'

by John Barry July 4, 2006

Fmell

1.The word smell, as mispronounced by a nephew named Zehn, substituting the distinct 's' at the start of the word with a rush of air from the nasal cavity resulting in the amusing 'fmell' word. 2.Amusing replacement of the word smell, to be used liberally in everyday conversation.

1.You fmell, you fmell bad! 2.That fmellf.

by John Barry September 27, 2005

Pubic Nit

1.Small, crab-like insect. Causes infestation of the pubic region, usually in cases of abundant pubic hair growth. Usually results in irritation and reddening if the pubic region due to furious scratching. See pubic monkies. 2.Annoying person.

1.My ex-girlfriend gave me pubic nits. 2.My little brother acts like a pubic nit.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Bin Diver

1.One who aquires or retrieves items or half-eaten or pre-chewed food from bins or other trash receptacles. Sometimes distinguished by stench of bins or bin juice. Often associated with bums or abos.

1.Get out of that bin you dirty bin diver!

by John Barry November 21, 2004