by John Barry November 20, 2004

1.The word smell, as mispronounced by a nephew named Zehn, substituting the distinct 's' at the start of the word with a rush of air from the nasal cavity resulting in the amusing 'fmell' word. 2.Amusing replacement of the word smell, to be used liberally in everyday conversation.
1.You fmell, you fmell bad! 2.That fmellf.
by John Barry September 27, 2005

1.Parents brother who, having paedophaelic (and sometimes homosexual) tendancies, often crept into your room late at night while drunk to 'play' with you under the covers. Can be characterised by using phrases such as "This can be our little secret," or "don't tell Mummy and Daddy." 2.Paedophile or rock spider. 3.Sexually devious or sick induvidual.
by John Barry January 08, 2005

1.Accumulation of mucous and crusty particles in the nose or nasal cavity. See booger. Also called snot, nose jam. Sometimes eaten.
by John Barry November 20, 2004

1.A hideously ugly, repulsive, decrepid, foul, grotesque, unsightly, horrid, ill-proportioned, mangy, haggard, crude, bloated or generally ghastly person or being. 2.One who repulses.
1.Damn, John Howard is a mutant.
by John Barry November 21, 2004

1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.
by John Barry November 20, 2004

1. A phrase used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex that is found appealing to the senses. 2. Used to describe the taste sensation of tasty sushi treats at Japanese restaurants, sometimes containing fish, fish-related products or condiments. This phrase originated at one such restaurant where a salmon soup dish was described adamantly as 'Tasty!'.
by John Barry July 03, 2006
