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1. A phrase used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex that is found appealing to the senses. 2. Used to describe the taste sensation of tasty sushi treats at Japanese restaurants, sometimes containing fish, fish-related products or condiments. This phrase originated at one such restaurant where a salmon soup dish was described adamantly as 'Tasty!'.
by John Barry July 3, 2006
Get the Tasty Fish mug.1. Person, either male, female or hermaphodite who feels the dire need to spew nonsensical shit or utter lies to make themselves look better in the eyes of their peers. Usually one who is socially inadequate, personally insecure or, quite simply, a fucktard of immense proportions. 2. One who tells lies to make themselves more fantastic in the eyes of others. 3. One who practices bullshit artistry, more commonly known as a bullshit artist.
by John Barry July 4, 2006
Get the Poo Shooter mug.1. Build up of partacles of dubious origin that make their domicile in the nasal cavity of most mammals. Can range in texture from crusty hardened solid lumps to a sloppy, viscous gel-like substance usually found dripping from the noses of the sick and feeble, the homeless, or human babies. Unknown exactly what the purpose of this mystery shape-changing element is, athough it has been documented that it can be used as an emergency food source when bored or hungry. Also used sometimes by teenagers as a material for sabotage or deviousness by wiping the matter liberally on another's personal property. See also wober, booger, snot.
by John Barry July 4, 2006
Get the Nose Jam mug.1. The slang name given to a somewhat annoying sibling, usually younger than oneself. 2. The edible innards or viscera of a bird, namely a fowl or chicken. Can be quite tasty provided it is prepared with the right spice mix and cooked just right. Can also be used as a satisfyingly disgusting weapon against the aformentioned 'giblet' sibling.
by John Barry July 4, 2006
Get the Giblet mug.1. A biscuit or sweet, baked pastry product that rests on the chest area in between periods of eating said delicacy.
1. 'Can I have a bite of your chescuit?'
by John Barry July 5, 2006
Get the Chescuit mug.1. An opening or orifice in the body between the gluteus maximus (buttcheeks), sometimes called the anus, anal orifice, bunghole, cornhole, turdcutter or other related synonyms. Used for dispensing of fecal matter, sometimes known as excrement, or insertion of items such as fruit and vegetables, gerbils and other such foreign objects. 2. Insult used to bring down the morale of a person in order to crush their inferior spirit.
by John Barry July 14, 2006
Get the Clown Hole mug.1.The word smell, as mispronounced by a nephew named Zehn, substituting the distinct 's' at the start of the word with a rush of air from the nasal cavity resulting in the amusing 'fmell' word. 2.Amusing replacement of the word smell, to be used liberally in everyday conversation.
1.You fmell, you fmell bad! 2.That fmellf.
by John Barry September 27, 2005
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