John Barry's definitions

Ratboy

1.Person, usually male characterised with ugly features, usually sqinty eyes, buck-teeth and large appendages. Mostly avoids light, coming only out of his swamp at night to feed on scraps and discarded food. Favours dark rooms and corners, frequently listens to depressing goth music or metal. Rarely seen during daylight or showering. Generally unclean. 2.Dirty person. 3.Insult, usually directed to males or masculine females.

1.My sisters boyfriend is a goth, I dont know why she hangs around with that ratboy. 2.Have a shower ratboy! 3.Fuck off ratboy!

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Clown Hole

1. An opening or orifice in the body between the gluteus maximus (buttcheeks), sometimes called the anus, anal orifice, bunghole, cornhole, turdcutter or other related synonyms. Used for dispensing of fecal matter, sometimes known as excrement, or insertion of items such as fruit and vegetables, gerbils and other such foreign objects. 2. Insult used to bring down the morale of a person in order to crush their inferior spirit.

1. I feel a fudge-nugget trying to escape my clown hole. 2. Children are such clown holes.

by John Barry July 14, 2006

Pubic Nit

1.Small, crab-like insect. Causes infestation of the pubic region, usually in cases of abundant pubic hair growth. Usually results in irritation and reddening if the pubic region due to furious scratching. See pubic monkies. 2.Annoying person.

1.My ex-girlfriend gave me pubic nits. 2.My little brother acts like a pubic nit.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Bin Diver

1.One who aquires or retrieves items or half-eaten or pre-chewed food from bins or other trash receptacles. Sometimes distinguished by stench of bins or bin juice. Often associated with bums or abos.

1.Get out of that bin you dirty bin diver!

by John Barry November 21, 2004

Goitre

1.Large, ugly growth protruding from the body, usually the face. 2.Misspronunciation by girlfriend of word guitar. 3.Ugly person.

1.My auntie had a goitre removed from her face. 2."Can you play a tune on your goitre for me?" 3.George W. Bush is a goitre.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Rock ape

1.Person of middle-eastern descent. 2.Semi-evolved being (see yard ape). 3.Derogatory term for ethnic or stupid person. 4.Cave dweller.

1.Terrorists are generally rock apes.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Mutant

1.A hideously ugly, repulsive, decrepid, foul, grotesque, unsightly, horrid, ill-proportioned, mangy, haggard, crude, bloated or generally ghastly person or being. 2.One who repulses.

1.Damn, John Howard is a mutant.

by John Barry November 21, 2004