John Barry's definitions

Fmell

1.The word smell, as mispronounced by a nephew named Zehn, substituting the distinct 's' at the start of the word with a rush of air from the nasal cavity resulting in the amusing 'fmell' word. 2.Amusing replacement of the word smell, to be used liberally in everyday conversation.

1.You fmell, you fmell bad! 2.That fmellf.

by John Barry September 27, 2005

Tasty Fish

1. A phrase used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex that is found appealing to the senses. 2. Used to describe the taste sensation of tasty sushi treats at Japanese restaurants, sometimes containing fish, fish-related products or condiments. This phrase originated at one such restaurant where a salmon soup dish was described adamantly as 'Tasty!'.

1. Damn, check her out! Tasty fish! 2. Mmm...Takoyaki is tasty fish!

by John Barry July 3, 2006

Poo Shooter

1. Person, either male, female or hermaphodite who feels the dire need to spew nonsensical shit or utter lies to make themselves look better in the eyes of their peers. Usually one who is socially inadequate, personally insecure or, quite simply, a fucktard of immense proportions. 2. One who tells lies to make themselves more fantastic in the eyes of others. 3. One who practices bullshit artistry, more commonly known as a bullshit artist.

1. 'I have a Ferrari F50 in my garage at home!' - 'On your income? What a Poo Shooter.'

by John Barry July 4, 2006

Slurry Dog

1.Slut, skank, moll. Female who too frequently engages in acts of sex with people of a low calibre. 2.Woman of ill-repute. 3.Insult generally directed at females of species. 4.Prostitute. 5.Female with veneral disease. See slurry.

1.Monica Lewinsky is a slurry dog.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

STD Lucky Dip

1.Insult meaning a person with various or numerous sexually transmitted diseases. 2.Person with poor genital hygiene. 3.Person who you would most likely catch an unknown STD if slept with.

1.I'd never fuck you,It'd be like an STD lucky dip.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Janal

1.Slang or shortened term for Jane Turner.

1.I know a girl who loves janal.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Giblet

1. The slang name given to a somewhat annoying sibling, usually younger than oneself. 2. The edible innards or viscera of a bird, namely a fowl or chicken. Can be quite tasty provided it is prepared with the right spice mix and cooked just right. Can also be used as a satisfyingly disgusting weapon against the aformentioned 'giblet' sibling.

1. 'Fuck off you Giblet!' 2. Mmm....Giblets with plum sauce for dinner.

by John Barry July 4, 2006