Definitions by John Barry
Dyllon
If you know a Dyllon, you are very lucky. If you are dating a Dyllon, you have hit the jackpot. He's pretty much the cutest guy you'll ever meet and all the girls want him. He has the sexiest brain ever! Dyllon is very intuitive and sensitive. Dyllon will make you orgasm in 30 seconds or less. Dyllon is super intelligent, and sometimes that can be intimidating to people of a lesser mental capacity. Not only is he the ideal romantic partner, but he makes an amazing, loyal friend. You will never hear Dyllon talk shit about anyone. If you have Dyllon's respect you are most likely a great person too. He has a wonderful sense of humor and his personality blends well with all different types of people. Dyllon is a very likable dude.
Dyllon by John Barry November 24, 2021
Clown Hole
1. An opening or orifice in the body between the gluteus maximus (buttcheeks), sometimes called the anus, anal orifice, bunghole, cornhole, turdcutter or other related synonyms. Used for dispensing of fecal matter, sometimes known as excrement, or insertion of items such as fruit and vegetables, gerbils and other such foreign objects. 2. Insult used to bring down the morale of a person in order to crush their inferior spirit.
Clown Hole by John Barry July 14, 2006
Chescuit
1. A biscuit or sweet, baked pastry product that rests on the chest area in between periods of eating said delicacy.
1. 'Can I have a bite of your chescuit?'
Chescuit by John Barry July 5, 2006
Poo Shooter
1. Person, either male, female or hermaphodite who feels the dire need to spew nonsensical shit or utter lies to make themselves look better in the eyes of their peers. Usually one who is socially inadequate, personally insecure or, quite simply, a fucktard of immense proportions. 2. One who tells lies to make themselves more fantastic in the eyes of others. 3. One who practices bullshit artistry, more commonly known as a bullshit artist.
Poo Shooter by John Barry July 4, 2006
Nose Jam
1. Build up of partacles of dubious origin that make their domicile in the nasal cavity of most mammals. Can range in texture from crusty hardened solid lumps to a sloppy, viscous gel-like substance usually found dripping from the noses of the sick and feeble, the homeless, or human babies. Unknown exactly what the purpose of this mystery shape-changing element is, athough it has been documented that it can be used as an emergency food source when bored or hungry. Also used sometimes by teenagers as a material for sabotage or deviousness by wiping the matter liberally on another's personal property. See also wober, booger, snot.
Nose Jam by John Barry July 4, 2006
Giblet
1. The slang name given to a somewhat annoying sibling, usually younger than oneself. 2. The edible innards or viscera of a bird, namely a fowl or chicken. Can be quite tasty provided it is prepared with the right spice mix and cooked just right. Can also be used as a satisfyingly disgusting weapon against the aformentioned 'giblet' sibling.
Giblet by John Barry July 4, 2006
Tasty Fish
1. A phrase used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex that is found appealing to the senses. 2. Used to describe the taste sensation of tasty sushi treats at Japanese restaurants, sometimes containing fish, fish-related products or condiments. This phrase originated at one such restaurant where a salmon soup dish was described adamantly as 'Tasty!'.
Tasty Fish by John Barry July 3, 2006