John Barry's definitions

Mutant

1.A hideously ugly, repulsive, decrepid, foul, grotesque, unsightly, horrid, ill-proportioned, mangy, haggard, crude, bloated or generally ghastly person or being. 2.One who repulses.

1.Damn, John Howard is a mutant.

by John Barry November 21, 2004

Tasty Fish

1. A phrase used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex that is found appealing to the senses. 2. Used to describe the taste sensation of tasty sushi treats at Japanese restaurants, sometimes containing fish, fish-related products or condiments. This phrase originated at one such restaurant where a salmon soup dish was described adamantly as 'Tasty!'.

1. Damn, check her out! Tasty fish! 2. Mmm...Takoyaki is tasty fish!

by John Barry July 3, 2006

Sneaky Uncle

1.Parents brother who, having paedophaelic (and sometimes homosexual) tendancies, often crept into your room late at night while drunk to 'play' with you under the covers. Can be characterised by using phrases such as "This can be our little secret," or "don't tell Mummy and Daddy." 2.Paedophile or rock spider. 3.Sexually devious or sick induvidual.

1.I have a sneaky uncle. 2.There was a sneaky uncle creeping around our schoolyard.

by John Barry January 8, 2005

Wober

1.Accumulation of mucous and crusty particles in the nose or nasal cavity. See booger. Also called snot, nose jam. Sometimes eaten.

1.My nose is filled with wobers. 2.My little brother is a wober.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Bag Job

1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.

1.I'd fuck Trish, but she would have to be a bag job.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Droppie

1.Insult regarding fat-people. Shortened version of droptank.

1.Damn, the girls that work at maccas are droppies.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Blow Chunks

1.To regurgitate or eject contents of stomach. See also spew, yak, vomit, hurl, barf, technicolor yawn, ralph, lurch, puke. 2.To get furiously angry, using profane and foul language.

1.I drank too much, I need to blow chunks. 2.My father will blow chunks if he ever catches me smoking his weed.

by John Barry November 21, 2004