Joey Orgler 3's definitions

Alaskan Grand Slam

The act of sodomizing two children at once while fellating a dead penguin.

John Cena is the only man to have performed an Alaskan Grand Slam.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008

BILF

Commonly used acronym for "Baby I'd Like to Fuck."

Damn, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. Total BILF.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

PDA

An acronym standing for "Poo Dick in Ass."

That girl seems prude, but all she needs is a little PDA.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

bree metal

The most hardcore sh*t you will ever hear. Basically, it consists of a serious dose of double-bass, and vocals equivalent to that of the cookie monster screaming "BREE!"

I was rocking out to bree metal, but then my ears starting bleeding.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008

bone to bone

Gay sex between two males.

Did you hear about Dave and John? I heard they went bone to bone.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008

Royal Rumble

Five or more having sex with each other at one time.

I was entry six in the Royal Rumble!

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil

Street slang for sperm.

Some partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil came out my penis.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008