Joey Orgler 3's definitions

Hairyballs McCumsontits

An enigmatic adult film star from the 1970's who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. Fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic penis.

Oh, Hairyballs McCumsontits. I remember him now. He starred in Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008

Norwegian Carwash

A term commonly attributed to the act of fellating a man as he passes stool.

I just made $6.oo giving Norwegian Carwashes in the bathroom of the gas station downtown.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

Frosted Turd

The sperm-covered feces expelled from the anus immediatley following butt sex.

Sweet dude, I just took a frosted turd.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008

Robo Bros

A notorious Chicago-based street gang founded in 1975. They are known for their infamous rivalry with the Eighth Street Ballers, and for curb stomping orphans.

Dontrell claimed Robo Bros, so I shot his ass.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

One Night in Batista

An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.

One Night in Batista was the most erotic porno I've ever seen.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

BILF

Commonly used acronym for "Baby I'd Like to Fuck."

Damn, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. Total BILF.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

Alaskan Grand Slam

The act of sodomizing two children at once while fellating a dead penguin.

John Cena is the only man to have performed an Alaskan Grand Slam.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008