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Definitions by Joey Orgler 3

Alaskan Grand Slam 

The act of sodomizing two children at once while fellating a dead penguin.
John Cena is the only man to have performed an Alaskan Grand Slam.

urban dictionary 

A place used responsibly by teenagers with lives to compliment their friends, endorse celebrities, discuss the dangers of sex, showcase their racial/homosexual/religious tolerance, and babble about subjects they are highly qualified in.
Urban dictionary is a burn book and webjournal site.
urban dictionary by Joey Orgler 3 September 30, 2008

queer bomb 

An admission of one's own homosexuality.
Tyrone: Bro, I just dropped the queer bomb on my parents. They are taking it pretty bad.
Johnny: That sucks.
queer bomb by Joey Orgler 3 September 28, 2008
adj. That which is current, trendy, or desirable.

See cool, hip, awesome, sweet, mondo, rad, radical, tubular, righteous, killer, kick-ass, dope, gangster, ballin', tight, fresh, ill, fly, and poppin'.
choice by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008
noun. verbal recognition awarded to those who perform bold or daring feats. Praise.

Props are trumped only by mad props.
Guy 1: Did you see Jimmy clear those stairs on his skateboard?
Guy 2: Yeah, I have to give him his props for that one.
props by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008

mad props 

Guy 1: Did you see me rob that bank?
Guy 2: Yeah...mad props.
mad props by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008

Re-Attach My Balls Please! 

A popular HBO television series which lasted for three seasons, from 1998 to 2000. It featured comedic, albeit horrifying, medical mishaps as well as testimonies from those who endured them. Seasons 1 and 2 were hosted by Bill Cosby, whereas the final season was hosted by Steve-O. The producers have since moved on to the successful FOX programs "House" and "Bones."
Did you see last night's episode of Re-Attach My Balls Please!?