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18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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bree metal

The most hardcore sh*t you will ever hear. Basically, it consists of a serious dose of double-bass, and vocals equivalent to that of the cookie monster screaming "BREE!"
I was rocking out to bree metal, but then my ears starting bleeding.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008
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walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.
John was walking stiff at the nursing home.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008
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Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD

An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.
Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
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Royal Rumble

Five or more having sex with each other at one time.
I was entry six in the Royal Rumble!
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
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urban dictionary

A place used responsibly by teenagers with lives to compliment their friends, endorse celebrities, discuss the dangers of sex, showcase their racial/homosexual/religious tolerance, and babble about subjects they are highly qualified in.
Urban dictionary is a burn book and webjournal site.
by Joey Orgler 3 September 30, 2008
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