2 definitions by Joemanjoe

When ones testicles hang down and lay in the asshole crevice. Usually occuring when one is sitting, or laying down.
I was softpoochin' on Troxelswitch Road.
by Joemanjoe December 13, 2007
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When one has a combonation of swamp ass, and mud butt.
Person A: Why does this chair smell like actual poop?
Person B: Because Dean was sitting there. He's got a case of bunk ass.
Person A: He's got the bunk ass? That's fucking disgusting.

Example 2
Person A: HAHAHA! Hey guys! I have bunk ass!
Person B: And you're happy about this why?
by Joemanjoe December 13, 2007
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