18 definitions by Joel TK

starter butter

Another term for pre-cum.

You'll know when I'm done, that's just starter butter.

by Joel TK May 25, 2005

take a shantz

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.

I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.

by Joel TK May 25, 2005

beer die

A beer drinking game in which two teams (of one or two) sit at opposite ends of a table with their cups of beer in front of them, tossing a die. The object is to bounce it off the table so the other team doesn't catch it, or "sink" it into the opponents cup. Also known as Beer Guy.

I like beer die. I want to play beer die. I got fucked up playing beer die.

by Joel TK June 4, 2005

Brown Clown

n. Any amount of fecal matter that is funny enough to save and show your roommate.

I know I should have flushed, but that Brown Clown woulda drown.

by Joel TK June 11, 2005

nature clown

One who is naturally funny. Has or pertains to having mental retardation and/or autism.

Guy 1: Did you watch Life Goes On?
Guy 2: No. I am afraid of nature clowns.

by Joel TK May 25, 2005

home game

A shit taken at a usual location (i.e.-home, work, relatives house). The opposite of an away game.

Traffic sucked, I'm going to have a home game.

by Joel TK May 25, 2005

stitches

The area between your nuts and your asshole. See also knocka and taint.

Did you just lick my stitches? Don't try to kiss me!

by Joel TK June 8, 2005