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ROFLing It Out

When someone tells a series of bad jokes and you fake laugh and roll on the ground and act like its hilarious so that the person will realise how gay their jokes were so they will stop trying to be funny.
person 1: dude this guy wouldn't stop with his gay jokes!
person 2: did you ROFL it out?
person 1: yeah I enjoy ROFLing it out.
by joe725 April 14, 2007
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iTan

The tan lines one gets while tanning and listening to their iPod.
I listened to my iPod for too long when I was tanning, now I have an iTan.
by joe725 September 14, 2007
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Repeater

1) Someone who never has ideas or opinions of their own. Instead uses those of other people. In fear of their ideas or opinions being stupid. Also because if their "opinions" and "ideas" are attacked its not really their opinion or idea so they have more comfort. Or they are just huge conformists who are usually too lazy to learn about something and form an opinion on it themselves.

2) Someone who says the same thing over, tells stories multiple times, when they were only funny the first time. Or uses the same joke all the time.

How to tell if someone is the first type of repeater.

1) They express strong opinions, yet have one or two things to back it up, nothing else.
2) They never explain their copied opinions.
1)
person: Have you heard of Iron Maiden?
repeater: Who are they?
person: A Metal band.
person2: They suck.
repeater: Yeah they suck!

2)
person: Get off, I really don't want you on me.
repeater: Thats what she said.
group: HAHAHA!
person: That was awesome.
repeater: Thats what she said.
group: hahaha...
person: That one wasn't that good.
repeater: Thats what she said.
group: Shut the fuck up.
by joe725 December 25, 2007
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kill the laughter

When someone ruins a humorous situation by
A) Saying something that isn't funny
B) Going too far
C) Turning it serious
A)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Or Pizza tastes better.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

B)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Whats the difference between a Jew and a gun?
Rob: I dunno
Dennis: A gun doesn't cry when you shoot it.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

C)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Shut up! The Jews have been through a lot
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.
by joe725 April 26, 2008
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video lamer

Someone who plays videogames so much they are lame.
person: Wanna go to the concert?
video lamer: No I've gotta play Halo 3.
person: You're such a Video Lamer.
by joe725 December 25, 2007
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experimental music

A music genre that was drug-induced, the first big experimental band was Pink Floyd. The experimental sound is a sound that is more otherworldly. Pink Floyd had songs like Comfortably Numb, One of These Days, The Great Gig in the Sky that had a sound like being lifted into a dream.

People confuse psychedelic with experimental, but psychedelic formed years after Pink Floyd broke up.

In the 21st century The Mars Volta came, with a skilled guitarist and a singer with a strange voice that fit their strange style. they had dedicated an album titled "De-loused In The Comatorium (an auditorium is a place for listening so a comatorium would be a place for being in a coma)" to their friend who went into a coma, came out of it then commited suicide. The album is from the point of view of a fictional character. He goes through battles in his mind while he is in his coma and he wakes up and then kills himself.

Example from song "Roulette Dares(The Haunt Of)":

Specter will lurk
Radar has gathered
Midnight nooses from boxcar cadavers

The Mars Volta's experimental sound is like Pink Floyd's except they are hundreds of times more experimental than Pink Floyd and their kind of sound is different. Instead of being lifted into a dream you are being thrown into another world and pulled extremely fast by and invisible force. But in other songs like Televators, its like standing in the middle of someone elses dream and everything in that dream you have never seen before, except it seems real, and everything echos quietly. Other songs are just extremely weird, the cutting edge of weird. Their sound can be so weird to people that not many people like them. But if you are a Pink Floyd fan and hunger a lot for the experimental sound that Pink Floyd has, and it just isn't enough to satisfy your experimental tastes, then you will love The Mars Volta.

Someone said The Mars Volta "throws lyrics together to sound creative". If he looks at the words he could see that they rhyme, and it is not as easy to "throw lyrics together to sound creative" as it is to write regular ones, I've written lyrics before. All the stuff The Mars Volta writes is in metaphor, its not thrown together.
experimental music kicks ass! its awesome to hear something I never would've thought of ever
by joe725 April 10, 2007
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Jewraffe

A Jew with a very long neck, combination of "Jew" and "Giraffe".
person 1: Wow she has a long neck!
person 2: And she's Jewish!
person 1: She's a Jewraffe!
person 2: ROFL! I'm gonna put that on Urban Dictionary!
person 1: LOL! awesome!
by joe725 April 14, 2007
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