3 definitions by Joe bagadonutz

zipper fight

When you dry hump your girlfriend.

Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.

by Joe bagadonutz November 10, 2015

Jimmy Hoffa

When a condom aka a Jimmy falls off during sex and is never found.

So we are going hard and all of the sudden my Jimmy cone turned into a Jimmy Hoffa.

by Joe bagadonutz November 10, 2015

Private investigator

Someone who is always looking at your junk.

Dude I think your old lady is a Private investigator I caught her looking at my veggies.

by Joe bagadonutz November 10, 2015