4 definitions by Jockstrap Cowboy

P.D Johnson

A soundcloud meme rapper who raps about the gayness of traps, and weird sexual fantasies, such as statues made of foreskin. He is also very fucking stupid.

"Hey, check this soundcloud rapper, he raps about traps and hitler and a bunch of other shit. His name is P.D Johnson!

by Jockstrap Cowboy December 10, 2017

Cock Cannon

A swiss army knife for the cock. A modified penis that shoots semen at a rapid pace, and using an ammo bag rather than testicles. It can shoot nearly any substance at a high FPS and fire rate, especially semen. This tool is often used to overload a vagina and flood the cavity.

John: "Fuck. I pulled the trigger on my cock cannon. Three orphans just died."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."

by Jockstrap Cowboy June 7, 2019

Erenct

To have your balls go erect during sex but your penis still flaccid.

"Honey! My balls are hard! I'm so erenct!"

by Jockstrap Cowboy December 3, 2017

Erenct

Erenct: To have your balls firm up to a hardness comparable to a volleyball filled with concrete, usually caused by intense stimulation or the consumption of too much soy milk. Generally, your primary reproductive system would remain inactive while the erenction is active.

Adj: Erenctile
Pre: Erenction

Keep fondling those balls and I'll be erenct in no time flat!

by Jockstrap Cowboy March 22, 2020