Joao Bufamarillo's definitions

boob tube

The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.

If you watch too much boob tube, you will end up looking like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

thunder mug

A large, china mug with a fitting lid that fits under a bed. It is for night-time use when a person does not want to walk downstairs and outside to the kybo.

Mrs. Galloway did not want to go out into the snowstorm, so she used her thunder mug.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

schnozz

A nose. A beezer. A schnozzle.

Get a load of the schnozzle on that Heimie!

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

gully

1. A large knife, shiv, or toad sticker.

2. To cut someone with a gully knife.

An old term from previous centuries.

If you don't let me pass, I'm going to gully you.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

drain the toad

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

thunder jugs

Admirably large breasts.

Excuse me, boys, here comes Thunder Jugs Sal. I just have to sit and stare for a while.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Road Locomotive

A piece of Detroit iron. A huge car "driven" by a person who really didn't know how to drive, and who didn't know what a good car was.

Mike's old man always drove Detroit iron. He sure got mad when we drove circles around him in our sports cars.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005