1. A nose. A schnozz.
2. A BSA motorcycle. A wonderful two cylinder Limey bike from the 1950s and 1960s.
2. A BSA motorcycle. A wonderful two cylinder Limey bike from the 1950s and 1960s.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
A fine race of people that does not whine about its minority status or beg for special privileges or entitlements. They make great sausages and wine, and work for a living. They never paint their names on other people's property and don't hang out on street corners looking to mug people. They never play BOOM BOOM music in their homes or cars.
You can tell when you enter the Portagee part of town by the neat, clean houses. California Portagees often put abalone shells in their front yards. These are much more attractive than the grafitti that some other people put in their front yards.
In their native country, some Portagees catch sardines for a living. Others are Portagee Wine Stompers.
Connecticut and California have the largest concentrations of Portagees in the USA. In California, look for Portagees in San Leandro, Port Arena, Manchester, and Fort Bragg.
Be sure to go to a Holy Ghost Parade. Everyone is welcome. Lots of Portagee men carry statues of the Holy Virgin down the street. There is always a Queen of the Holy Ghost Parade. Often, she is the girl with the biggest mustache. After the parade, the Portagees gather in a large hall to eat linguisa and Portagee Soup made of kale and pork.
Support your local Portagees. They work hard and pay taxes. They are low maintenance people who stay out of trouble and NEVER beg for government handouts. You are always safe in the Portagee part of town.
You can tell when you enter the Portagee part of town by the neat, clean houses. California Portagees often put abalone shells in their front yards. These are much more attractive than the grafitti that some other people put in their front yards.
In their native country, some Portagees catch sardines for a living. Others are Portagee Wine Stompers.
Connecticut and California have the largest concentrations of Portagees in the USA. In California, look for Portagees in San Leandro, Port Arena, Manchester, and Fort Bragg.
Be sure to go to a Holy Ghost Parade. Everyone is welcome. Lots of Portagee men carry statues of the Holy Virgin down the street. There is always a Queen of the Holy Ghost Parade. Often, she is the girl with the biggest mustache. After the parade, the Portagees gather in a large hall to eat linguisa and Portagee Soup made of kale and pork.
Support your local Portagees. They work hard and pay taxes. They are low maintenance people who stay out of trouble and NEVER beg for government handouts. You are always safe in the Portagee part of town.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
Ramon and Jimmy Bub are a couple of grease balls who never go out in public before greasing their hair.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 14, 2005
A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
Indecisive. Ineffectual. Afraid to stand up for what is right and moral.
A typical attribute of a liberal. A liberal is afraid to demand accountability and responsibility. He lets people do whatever they want, no matter what the consequences. He allows anything, and says he is being tolerant and multicultural. In truth, he is being wishy washy.
A typical attribute of a liberal. A liberal is afraid to demand accountability and responsibility. He lets people do whatever they want, no matter what the consequences. He allows anything, and says he is being tolerant and multicultural. In truth, he is being wishy washy.
Senator Clinton is a wishy washy liberal who refuses to demand that criminals get their due punishment. Of course, she does this to get low-lifes to vote Democrat.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
To put your hand up another person's arse. A favorite pastime of turd burglars. (How else could they burgle those turds?)
by Joao Bufamarillo May 26, 2005