Joao Bufamarillo's definitions

Road Locomotive

A piece of Detroit iron. A huge car "driven" by a person who really didn't know how to drive, and who didn't know what a good car was.

Mike's old man always drove Detroit iron. He sure got mad when we drove circles around him in our sports cars.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

drain the toad

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

thunder jugs

Admirably large breasts.

Excuse me, boys, here comes Thunder Jugs Sal. I just have to sit and stare for a while.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

punk

1. A follower. A person too insecure and too ignorant to form a personal opinion and become a unique person.

2. A cheap street hoodlum who is all show, no blow. He picks on small, unarmed people and hasn't the balls to rob someone larger than he is.

Punk: Hey, man, gimme your money.

Man: Get outta my face, punk! You ain't nothin' but a punk! Put that shiv away before I shove it up you rass!

Punk: Yes, sir.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 14, 2005

Chick Car

A car that looks sporty, but has an automatic transmission. (Of course, no man with two legs would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.)

That Jetta sure looks cool, but it's only a chick car. Look inside, it's got an automatic tranny.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

thunder mug

A large, china mug with a fitting lid that fits under a bed. It is for night-time use when a person does not want to walk downstairs and outside to the kybo.

Mrs. Galloway did not want to go out into the snowstorm, so she used her thunder mug.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

gully

1. A large knife, shiv, or toad sticker.

2. To cut someone with a gully knife.

An old term from previous centuries.

If you don't let me pass, I'm going to gully you.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005