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Chick Sale

An outhouse. A kybo. A privy. An outside toilet.

The term is named after Chick Sale, a humorist who told outhouse jokes and wrote a book about kybos.
Lum and Ivy Mae have a Chick Sale out back of their house in Little Rock.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the Chick Salemug.

Portagee Wine Stomper

A gentleman who walks around on grapes in a large barrel, in order to make wine.
Manuel Gomes is a Portagee Wine Stomper. He makes the best wine in Amador County.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the Portagee Wine Stompermug.

Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum

The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.
El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the Mexican in the trunk with a bass drummug.

bull dyke

A female human who, in a supreme effort to be trendy, cuts her hair short, has her front teeth sharpened, and wears men's clothes and a leather collar with spikes around it. The bull dyke's favorite sport is coprophilia, the love of shit. The bull dyke loves to find a pretty lesbian lover to fist, and from whom to burgle turds.
While hiking on a mountain trail, I came upon a beautiful woman taking a great big dump right in the middle of the path. Around her, four bull dykes with butch cuts, sharpened front teeth, and spiked collars lay on the rocks and intently watched the dump's progress. One bull dyke flashed a terrible, canine smile and said, "I told you someone would see you."

The beautiful woman kept on dumping and said, melodramatically, "Oh, the perils of the trail!"

If you find this disgusting, don't blame me. I didn't take a dump in the path, and I'm not a coprophiliac bull dyke or a turd burglar. These are the wonderful folks that liberal twits hold to be so charming. Real nice, eh?
by Joao Bufamarillo May 30, 2005
mugGet the bull dykemug.

Road Locomotive

A piece of Detroit iron. A huge car "driven" by a person who really didn't know how to drive, and who didn't know what a good car was.
Mike's old man always drove Detroit iron. He sure got mad when we drove circles around him in our sports cars.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the Road Locomotivemug.

punk

1. A follower. A person too insecure and too ignorant to form a personal opinion and become a unique person.

2. A cheap street hoodlum who is all show, no blow. He picks on small, unarmed people and hasn't the balls to rob someone larger than he is.
Punk: Hey, man, gimme your money.

Man: Get outta my face, punk! You ain't nothin' but a punk! Put that shiv away before I shove it up you rass!

Punk: Yes, sir.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 14, 2005
mugGet the punkmug.

Chick Car

A car that looks sporty, but has an automatic transmission. (Of course, no man with two legs would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.)
That Jetta sure looks cool, but it's only a chick car. Look inside, it's got an automatic tranny.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the Chick Carmug.

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