Road Locomotive

A piece of Detroit iron. A huge car "driven" by a person who really didn't know how to drive, and who didn't know what a good car was.

Mike's old man always drove Detroit iron. He sure got mad when we drove circles around him in our sports cars.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

punk

1. A follower. A person too insecure and too ignorant to form a personal opinion and become a unique person.

2. A cheap street hoodlum who is all show, no blow. He picks on small, unarmed people and hasn't the balls to rob someone larger than he is.

Punk: Hey, man, gimme your money.

Man: Get outta my face, punk! You ain't nothin' but a punk! Put that shiv away before I shove it up you rass!

Punk: Yes, sir.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 14, 2005

Shamus

A private detective.

An award given to the author of the best mystery or detective story.

Sam Spade, a shamus in San Francisco, found the Maltese Falcon and a murderer.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

gully

1. A large knife, shiv, or toad sticker.

2. To cut someone with a gully knife.

An old term from previous centuries.

If you don't let me pass, I'm going to gully you.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

Portagee Wine Stomper

A gentleman who walks around on grapes in a large barrel, in order to make wine.

Manuel Gomes is a Portagee Wine Stomper. He makes the best wine in Amador County.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

hot squat

The electric chair.

The last, and best-fitting, chair that a Crip sits in.

I hope they send that punk to the hot squat without any further legal monkeyshines.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

Boston Tea Party

The very last time people in Massachusetts protested a tax.

Massachusetts people love taxes. The last time they said no to taxes was at the Boston Tea Party.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005