Definitions by Joao Bufamarillo

binderfender 

A tremendous fart worthy of accolades and kudos.

I went to the city council meeting this morning and let a binderfender while the Mayor was talking. She dropped her notes, and when she squatted to pick them up, she let a binderfender of her own. There was so much laughter, the Mayor adjourned sine die.

binderfender by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

thunder mug 

A large, china mug with a fitting lid that fits under a bed. It is for night-time use when a person does not want to walk downstairs and outside to the kybo.

Mrs. Galloway did not want to go out into the snowstorm, so she used her thunder mug.

thunder mug by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

thunder jugs

Admirably large breasts.

Excuse me, boys, here comes Thunder Jugs Sal. I just have to sit and stare for a while.

thunder jugs by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

drain the toad 

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

drain the toad by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Italian briefcase 

A large paper shopping bag.

Smithers showed up for work carrying his office supplies in an Italian briefcase.

Italian briefcase by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

turd in the punch bowl 

A comparative word, used to describe the unpopularity of a certain person.

Here comes Lorna. She's about as welcome as a turd in the punch bowl.

turd in the punch bowl by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.

He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.

lumber jack by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005