Jizzy Jan's definitions

Gravity

1.) Bullshit

2.) A fat person's worst enemy

1.) Me:*Jumps off of the empire state building in hopes of flying*..........*quickly falls toward the ground while screaming"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIIIIIITTT!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU GRAVITY!"*

2.)Rosie O'Donnel(or however the fuck you spell her name i don't care):"Blergh, I tried to get out of bed this morning but my arch nemesis, Gravity, refused to show me mercy"

by Jizzy Jan December 25, 2009

Fire

Shit that you do not, I repeat, DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING TOUCH!!!

I touched fire one time in hopes of juggling it. Didn't work out well.

by Jizzy Jan February 4, 2010

Julumber

A month that you use to get out of things that you don't want to do. Pronounced "Jew-Lumber". It often only makes people think you're a huge a-hole.

Guy 1: Hey when are you gonna get those survey results?

Witty jackass: On the 32 of Julumber

Guy 1: Prick...

by Jizzy Jan January 22, 2010

Schwimmwagon

A boat car-hybrid

Schwimmwagon,get it? Swim-wagon?

by Jizzy Jan January 7, 2010

Music

One of the best reasons not to kill yourself.
It is an intangible element required for suitable life.
Music is love
Music is an expression of feeling through sound
Music is something that the entire world can agree on, that it is fucking awesome
Music is something that requires incredible skill, yet anyone in the world can make it.
Music is the shit
Music is on of the only things that will hold you and make you feel better
Music understands everyone
Music IS everyone
Music understands everything
Music IS everything

Music. It's some sick shit, yo

by Jizzy Jan February 15, 2010

Fucky

When something is weird, and it creeps you the fuck out.

Spiders are fucking Fucky D:

by Jizzy Jan July 20, 2010

Damn Skippy Hippie

What you say when someone's asks something to you to which the answer is yes.

Guy 1:"Hey I heard you do a good British accent. Is that true?"

Me in a British accent: "Damn skippy hippie."

by Jizzy Jan February 6, 2010