Jimmy Jazz's definitions

slarp

To cup a fart with your hand and slap someone in the face.

"Dude, I just slarped Mike and he puked all over my shoe."

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

Vanilla Ice

A crap......er sorry........RAP "artist" who made it big off of shitty rhymes and a beat stolen from Queen and David Bowie's hit "Under Pressure"

*bassline from under pressure*
Person: ALRIGHT UNDER PRESSURE!

V.I. on radio: Stop collaberate and listen....

Person:YOU FUCKIN' SUCK VANILLA...YOU AND YOUR STOLEN BEATS!

by Jimmy Jazz February 2, 2005

nonconformist

something that does not truely exist. The "nonconformists" of the world all act,dress,talk,and think the same. Wasted youth.

The one thing a nonconformist hates more than a conformist is a nonconformist who fails to conform to the laws and standards of nonconformity.

by Jimmy Jazz February 2, 2005