Jimbo's definitions

Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

by Jimbo December 14, 2004

M/L/CTP

The TP of a few select individuals. Use your imagination...
(not initials)

Damn, MTP, that shit is off the hook!

by Jimbo July 23, 2003

skin me

To slowly peel the foreskin of a really tight cock back till the glistening head is completely exposed...... or so they tell me

Damit Mom don't you know i like it better when uncle Jeff gets to skin me

by JIMBO May 13, 2005

wednesdayite

A supporter of the blue and white half side of sheffield.

ayup son, is thi a wednesdayite?

by Jimbo March 17, 2004

poo-man

a word to describe a lads surfing style. it can be used when the surfing lad bends his knees and looks like he is pumpin a steamy nug. also when a particularly tall dude goes to pash a relatively short chick and again has to bend his knees to make him look hes punching a grommet

"he surfs poo-man"

see junior he was goin poo-man with that skankhoe

by jimbo February 16, 2004

internet

A magical place where you can spend hours on end talking to people all over the world posing as a 10 year old girl, do research on any subject imaginable, play games, or look at some good porn.

Look at all of this porn I have found on the internet.

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

leroy

the john doe of negros

look at leroy sitting on his porch

by Jimbo August 22, 2003