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eVoVia

Home planet of the eVo race.
The Island of eVo can be found on Pluto, the planet which recently was disgarded from our solar system because it's shit.

eVoVia consists of 1 island, on this island there are the eVovians: see water based creatures

The land is ran by: Chinese - to make rice.
Prof. Jim: Creates inventions to benifit those of the island: see Magnetic Road Surface and/or Druggie

The Jesus: Founder of the Temple Of Ja, situated on eVo peak: see Huge Mountain and/or Stoner
John: The pimp of eVoVia, he seeks to pwnage women 24/7: see God's Gift and/or LSD fan

Not many people have returned from eVo island to tell the tale, this is because eVo island is so good that you woulden't wish to return to this dump ever again.

More info: see Stoners . Druggies . Suicidal . Overactive Imagination . Crime Scene Investigatiors . Loonies . evo.org.uk
Man evo is king
Man evo is legend
Man..evo is stoned
by Jimbo December 10, 2004
mugGet the eVoViamug.

bezedrine

The medical name for Crystal Meth / Ice / Glass / Jib / Crank.
After The Urinalisis we concluded that the person was under the influence of many drugs one being Bezedrine.
by Jimbo October 22, 2003
mugGet the bezedrinemug.

fannyrag

1) An individual bearing a physical/practical/philosophical resemblance to a failed menstrual defence instrument.
2) A disreputable publiation eg) Kerrang/Cuntrag/Fannyrag.
Och aye, tha Agnes i'a fannyrag
by Jimbo November 19, 2004
mugGet the fannyragmug.

superkeen

1. a word used in exclamation.
2. keener than keen.
Jana: Hey, I just heard Orlando Bloom has a new movie!
Melissa: Superkeen!!!
by Jimbo May 13, 2004
mugGet the superkeenmug.

Fifty Seven

The magical number that was handed down through the ages to the keepers of the sleech.

Can often be heard being called out in dark wet winter evenings as a protection rite.
by Jimbo January 26, 2005
mugGet the Fifty Sevenmug.

lifeguard

Someone who provides a reasonable standard of care for adults and children at an aquatic facility, who helps enforce pool rules and rescue swimmers in distress.
The lifeguard told that kid to stop splashing his friend.
by jimbo July 30, 2003
mugGet the lifeguardmug.

Bush

Illegally elected President of the US, redneck puppet of an incompetent and corrupt administration. Can't speak English let alone govern the worlds largest military power, prone to making mistakes such as invading sovereign nations illegally.

See also twat
by Jimbo September 10, 2004
mugGet the Bushmug.

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