Jib Slice's definitions

face-shots

When riding deep powder, (snow) and it comes up and hits ya in the face, yer getting face-shots. A powder riders epic, dream day. Like heroin, face-shots are better than sex...

Dude, it was totally blower out there. I was catching face-shots all over the mountain.

by Jib Slice January 13, 2011

lay'n trench

Skiers and snowboarders who are carving turns down a ski hill are known to be "lay'n trench", because of the deep ruts left in the snow.

Dude asks, "Hey man, are ya making pow turns today?"

Bro replies, "No Dude, the snow ain't deep enough out there. I'm gonna go hit the groomers. Today's the day to be out there lay'n trench!"

by Jib Slice January 13, 2011

Jib Slice

Verb, combining the action of "jib" or "jibbing" on a "jibstick", skis, snowboard, skateboard or bicycle and "slice" meaning to carve, turn, or rip it up. Also, straight-lining switch at a ski resort or in a terrain park.

Noun. The name associated with the infamous "Jib Slice" found on both Facebook and Twitter. Known for verbally abusing snow riders from around the globe. This kinda abuse is known as being "jib sliced".

Dude, I busted a jib slice today that would've made ya cry.

Crap, I just got "jib sliced" by Jib Slice on my Facebook page.

by Jib Slice May 10, 2010

Sit on my Facebook

Phrase/term: the act of becoming a "Friend" or "Fan" of a person or entity on Facebook. A invitation/phrase used by Jib Slice to invite new Friends to his Facebook page.

Dude, become my "Friend" and I'll let ya sit on my Facebook.

by Jib Slice May 10, 2010

J-Hole

Noun: The name used by some skiers and snowboarders when referring to Jackson Hole, Wyoming and the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort in particular.

This is NOT a negetive term, but rather a short way of saying Jackson Hole.

I'm heading to J-Hole for a week of skiing and snowboarding.

My J-Hole has a East Infection.

by Jib Slice May 11, 2010

East Infection

Term used to describe a condition in a resort community where persons from the East Coast have invaded a particular area, town or region and changed the attitudes and living conditions negetively for that area.

Bumper sticker: "My J-Hole Has a East Infection"

by Jib Slice May 11, 2010

Condo-rado

Condo-rado is named used by skiers and snowboarders for Colorado because of the over development in the mountains, especially at ski resorts.

I'm heading back to Condo-rado for a few days to ski at A-Basin, Colorado.

by Jib Slice May 12, 2010