Cougar Milk

Cougar Milk is a beverage used by cougars, with other cougars, as a social drink to dull the senses. Cougar Milk is often a gin & tonic, white wine, or Cosmo.

Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.
After knocking back Cougar Milk all morning, the cougars went to the day spa and spent the afternoon complaining about their lovers.
by Jib Slice May 22, 2010
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twitter stuffer

A person who stuffs yer Twitter account with automated Tweets, links and other crap that has nothing to do with anything you care about!
I stopped Following that damn Twitter stuffer, cuz I ain't got time to read that crap.
by Jib Slice May 17, 2010
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J-Hole

Noun: The name used by some skiers and snowboarders when referring to Jackson Hole, Wyoming and the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort in particular.

This is NOT a negetive term, but rather a short way of saying Jackson Hole.
I'm heading to J-Hole for a week of skiing and snowboarding.

My J-Hole has a East Infection.
by Jib Slice May 11, 2010
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turtled em

When a skier or snowboarder is hiking the boot pack or traversing a ski slope while wearing a backpack and the person behind them pushes the off into the deep snow.

I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
Jason pushed that dude off the boot pack and turtled em into 3' feet of fresh pow.
by Jib Slice May 13, 2010
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Condo-rado

Condo-rado is named used by skiers and snowboarders for Colorado because of the over development in the mountains, especially at ski resorts.
I'm heading back to Condo-rado for a few days to ski at A-Basin, Colorado.
by Jib Slice May 12, 2010
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hang angle

Hang angle of a dude's hang dangle is important for comfortable sitting, kneeling and effective cougar hunting. A Jibber or park rat can lose his hang dangle if the hang angle ain't right while riding in the park and pipe.
Hold on there dude, I gotta adjust the hang angle of my hang dangle to bust that move.
by Jib Slice May 21, 2010
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lay'n trench

Skiers and snowboarders who are carving turns down a ski hill are known to be "lay'n trench", because of the deep ruts left in the snow.
Dude asks, "Hey man, are ya making pow turns today?"

Bro replies, "No Dude, the snow ain't deep enough out there. I'm gonna go hit the groomers. Today's the day to be out there lay'n trench!"
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