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Noun: The name used by some skiers and snowboarders when referring to Jackson Hole, Wyoming and the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort in particular.
This is NOT a negetive term, but rather a short way of saying Jackson Hole.
This is NOT a negetive term, but rather a short way of saying Jackson Hole.
by Jib Slice May 11, 2010
Get the J-Holemug. Cougar Milk is a beverage used by cougars, with other cougars, as a social drink to dull the senses. Cougar Milk is often a gin & tonic, white wine, or Cosmo.
Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.
Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.
After knocking back Cougar Milk all morning, the cougars went to the day spa and spent the afternoon complaining about their lovers.
by Jib Slice May 22, 2010
Get the Cougar Milkmug. Term used to describe a condition in a resort community where persons from the East Coast have invaded a particular area, town or region and changed the attitudes and living conditions negetively for that area.
by Jib Slice May 11, 2010
Get the East Infectionmug. Pulsating hospitality is the reciprocation offered to a cougar in exchange for dinner, drinks, conversation and spending part of her alimony on the cougar hunter.
by Jib Slice May 19, 2010
Get the Pulsating hospitalitymug. Hang angle of a dude's hang dangle is important for comfortable sitting, kneeling and effective cougar hunting. A Jibber or park rat can lose his hang dangle if the hang angle ain't right while riding in the park and pipe.
by Jib Slice May 21, 2010
Get the hang anglemug. Jibber-swill is a cheap beer or ripple, most often served in a can or box. Jibber-swill is the favorite beverage of park & pipe rats.
Cougars always look younger after knocking back some jibber-swill.
NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!
NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!
by Jib Slice May 28, 2010
Get the jibber-swillmug. A Pipe Rat refers to a person who spends an stupid amount of time in the half pipe snowboarding or skiing.
Snowboard Pipe Rats are easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses, dude-speak, and the inability to ski or ride on the big mountain. Exposure to Pipe Rats can lead to decreased ambition, severe dude-tude and a general lack of skills on the rest of a ski hill.
Snowboard Pipe Rats are easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses, dude-speak, and the inability to ski or ride on the big mountain. Exposure to Pipe Rats can lead to decreased ambition, severe dude-tude and a general lack of skills on the rest of a ski hill.
I don't know what's funnier, the way that Pipe Rat is dressed, or the fact that he has a haircut that makes him look like Bruno?
by Jib Slice May 13, 2010
Get the pipe ratmug.