Jib Slice's definitions

East Infection

Term used to describe a condition in a resort community where persons from the East Coast have invaded a particular area, town or region and changed the attitudes and living conditions negetively for that area.

Bumper sticker: "My J-Hole Has a East Infection"

by Jib Slice May 11, 2010

Pulsating hospitality

Pulsating hospitality is the reciprocation offered to a cougar in exchange for dinner, drinks, conversation and spending part of her alimony on the cougar hunter.

Jib Slice threw down his pulsating hospitality and thecougar still short-changed him!

by Jib Slice May 19, 2010

jibber-swill

Jibber-swill is a cheap beer or ripple, most often served in a can or box. Jibber-swill is the favorite beverage of park & pipe rats.

Cougars always look younger after knocking back some jibber-swill.

NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!

by Jib Slice May 28, 2010

twitter stuffer

A person who stuffs yer Twitter account with automated Tweets, links and other crap that has nothing to do with anything you care about!

I stopped Following that damn Twitter stuffer, cuz I ain't got time to read that crap.

by Jib Slice May 17, 2010

Jib Slice

Verb, combining the action of "jib" or "jibbing" on a "jibstick", skis, snowboard, skateboard or bicycle and "slice" meaning to carve, turn, or rip it up. Also, straight-lining switch at a ski resort or in a terrain park.

Noun. The name associated with the infamous "Jib Slice" found on both Facebook and Twitter. Known for verbally abusing snow riders from around the globe. This kinda abuse is known as being "jib sliced".

Dude, I busted a jib slice today that would've made ya cry.

Crap, I just got "jib sliced" by Jib Slice on my Facebook page.

by Jib Slice May 10, 2010

pipe rat

A Pipe Rat refers to a person who spends an stupid amount of time in the half pipe snowboarding or skiing.

Snowboard Pipe Rats are easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses, dude-speak, and the inability to ski or ride on the big mountain. Exposure to Pipe Rats can lead to decreased ambition, severe dude-tude and a general lack of skills on the rest of a ski hill.

I don't know what's funnier, the way that Pipe Rat is dressed, or the fact that he has a haircut that makes him look like Bruno?

by Jib Slice May 13, 2010

Sit on my Facebook

Phrase/term: the act of becoming a "Friend" or "Fan" of a person or entity on Facebook. A invitation/phrase used by Jib Slice to invite new Friends to his Facebook page.

Dude, become my "Friend" and I'll let ya sit on my Facebook.

by Jib Slice May 10, 2010