JiaXue's definitions

EZboard

The Windows of the message board world. Make of that what you will.

Man, this EZboard has more ads than Tripod!

by JiaXue October 31, 2003

Hoobastank

A band that is compared to Incubus by people who don't actually know anything about either band.

Hoobastank owns you all.

by JiaXue November 23, 2003

AOL-speak

A frightfully common way of speech that has no lower case letters, and no formal guidelines for grammar or spelling. Commonly used by AOLers. A variant of n00bspeak.

(Do not confuse with the more structured and less annoying L33Tspeak)

Example: "OMG I M SO FCKIG AWSUM!!!!!1 CUM WURSHP MEE BCH!!!!!1"

Stop that fucking AOL speak, dumbass.

by JiaXue September 15, 2003

roxxor

v: To rock, or be otherwise good.
v: To defeat, usually in an online FPS.
v: An exclamation of happiness.
(alt. r0xx0r)

"OMG THIS ROXXORS!"
"I will roxxor j00!"
"ROXXORS!

by JiaXue September 15, 2003

spelling

A lost art.

wuht ish teh speling tset? O_o

by JiaXue November 1, 2003

h4x0r5

Idiot little pre-teens that think Denial-of-Service attacks are the same as "hacking."

Guy1: Hey, is someone trying to screw with our server?
Guy2: Don't worry, it's just some h4x0r kids from geocities.

by JiaXue December 22, 2003

XP

1) An emoticon, with ones eyes crossed and tongue sticking out. Obviously this means "retarded."
2) The most recent edition of the Windows OS, recognizable by the GUI that looks like it was made by Playskool, and the code that was probably written by same. The OS was named for said emoticon.
3) Short for Experience in many RPGS. Variant of EXP.

"LOL! XP"
"Delete XP and install Slackware, dipshit."
"You need 100 XP for a level."

by JiaXue September 15, 2003