Jethro's definitions

marriage

In the USA: Legalized slavery for men. Legalized "you can do no wrong" for women.

Marriage gave her all of the power and me all of the responsibility. If I spoke out against this, I was a rapist or a murderer. I guess I am forced to stay married or go to jail and lose my house and kids.

by jethro January 3, 2006

feminism

An idea that stood for the equality of women and men once (about 30 years ago)but is now just about kicking men in the balls and treating them with extreme bias and unfairness.

"Dude how's your new job at the gas station?"

"It's great. I sure wish feminism hadn't frightened me away from college though."

by jethro April 15, 2006

faxis

1. a megalomaniac
2. a small asian child typically kept under ones bed

Ex. 1: Damn that guy has an ego tthe size of Faxis

Ex. 2: My Faxis was crying all night.

by Jethro May 5, 2005

populatino

population mistyped, or, a massive bustling population of latinos.

Damn dude, the populatino is really skyrocketing...

by Jethro March 25, 2007

Gran-nazi

Ancient legacy renters or owners in residential buildings with too much time on their hands, who attack you about everything from when you can use the elevators to when you can move your new couch into your apartment or have cable installed.

"Phyllis just attacked me in the corridor again...but this time about having visitors in my apartment after 8pm. What a friggin' Gran-nazi."

by Jethro July 13, 2007

n00b cannon

Though usually applied to the automatic shotgun, can be any gun that a player uses to kill an "l33t" opponent in the Half-Life modification, "Counter-Strike"

dude wtf using a <de/awp/mk5/knife> u luser and ur n00b cannon tat's the only way you culd beat me cuz i'm jesus

by Jethro December 6, 2003

Pants

A Christmas Tree Monster and cast member of Jerkcity. Obsessed with Canadian Goth Girl, the cast of User Friendly, and dicklicking.

Haw haw haw the really weird Pants face hugalugah.

by Jethro December 6, 2003