Jesse's definitions

ok computer

The most overrated album of all time. It is a band, like Mars Volta, that has been accepted as "a good band". I.e., it's a safe band to like, because it's commonly accepted as "good music".

The album is simply average. Everyone is just fucking insane about Radiohead because they haven't heard enough music.

Idiot 1: OMG OK COMPUTER is TEH BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!! RADIOHEAD IS THE BEST BAND EVER, EVER, IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.

Less Stupid Person: Have you even hear 1% of the albums that exist? Wow, it's funny how you think Radiohead is high class when it's really just alright. What an idiot.

by jesse December 25, 2004

Shit Rope

The shit-covered rope which you use to try to climb out of a mess which you are in. You see the shit kind of acts like grease, the harder you hold on, the faster you fall down, all the way to con college.

You're up a shit rope now boys

by Jesse February 27, 2005

streezza

Pizza that has been left, intentionally or otherwise, on the street. May or may not be edible.

I was having a bad night, but then I found half a streezza, so it didn't turn out too bad in the end.

by Jesse March 24, 2005