Jerkymcstupid's definitions

Zombie Stick

A blunt dipped in Formaldehyde. Produces major psychedelic effects. Very rare

Last night Jay and I did a zombie stick, I thought I saw flying turtles trying to eat my cat.

by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010

Hamburger Helper

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.

Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"

by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010

The snorks

Characters of an terrible animated 80's show that were systematically exterminated by the Japanese Fishing industry.

Guy one: I wonder when they are going to come out with some new Snorks Episodes.
Guy 2: I have some really bad News, the Snorks were all eaten by the Japanese.
Guy 1: Are the smurfs ok?
Guy 2: Nope, cats.

by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010