10 definitions by Jerkymcstupid
Characters of an terrible animated 80's show that were systematically exterminated by the Japanese Fishing industry.
Guy one: I wonder when they are going to come out with some new Snorks Episodes.
Guy 2: I have some really bad News, the Snorks were all eaten by the Japanese.
Guy 1: Are the smurfs ok?
Guy 2: Nope, cats.
Guy 2: I have some really bad News, the Snorks were all eaten by the Japanese.
Guy 1: Are the smurfs ok?
Guy 2: Nope, cats.
by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010
When a girl is Giving you a blow job, sneezes and bites your dick off. Easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.
Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.
by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010
The most Over rated "Punk Band" ever created. Many Believe they were the first, apparently they have never heard of the 101'ers, New york Dolls, The stooges and the stranglers. In reality they were hacks who jumped onto the bandwagon and made a mockery of the genre. They turned Punk into Pop and paved the way for bands Like Good Charlotte, Sum 41 and worst of all Blink 182. The Ramones Were the worst thing to ever happened to music. The deaths of the members should be national holidays. Thank god for Lymphoma and heroin overdoses.
The Ramones are great! I love them almost as much as I like sucking off old men in the bus station bathroom!
by Jerkymcstupid July 26, 2010