Jeema's definitions
Dude 1: I told you I didn't like pepperoni on my pizza, dickhead.
Dude 2: Damn, don't tase me, bro. I forgot.
Dude 2: Damn, don't tase me, bro. I forgot.
by Jeema November 22, 2007
Get the don't tase me, bromug. An insult meaning one who explores the rectums of others, implying that the recipient of the insult - usually a male - engages in homosexual anal intercourse. The term is derived from 'ass', and 'Magellan', the famous Spanish explorer who attempted to sail around the world in the early 16th century.
That uptight ass magellan across the street wouldn't let me borrow his lawnmower when mine broke down.
by Jeema August 29, 2005
Get the ass magellanmug. An insulting term which implies that the recipient of the insult is worthless, except for the purposes of other people putting their penises into - hence the notion that the person is a 'bag' for 'dicks'. See also: cumdumpster.
by Jeema August 29, 2005
Get the dickbagmug. The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.
After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!
by Jeema December 7, 2009
Get the gift card launderingmug. Of, or pertaining to being a wigger
Long ago, in a time known only as 'the late 90s', huge wiggerish beasts roamed the earth, spreading the raprock plague and purchasing terrible quantities of New York Yankees hats.
by Jeema April 1, 2007
Get the wiggerishmug. An informal goodbye greeting. Usually used to indicate that the recipient is somehow defeated, unworthy, or left behind; hence their worthiness to appear only as a comic strip character in the funny pages.
by Jeema November 10, 2005
Get the see you in the funny pagesmug. by Jeema July 22, 2006
Get the toastfuckingmug.