Jeema's definitions

gift card laundering

The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.

After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!

by Jeema December 7, 2009

threfting

The same as thrifting, except that you steal the thrift-store merchandise instead of actually paying for it. 'Threfting' is a portmanteau word combining 'thrifting' and 'theft'.

Me and Adam went threfting the other day. We walked out in completely different clothes than what we walked in wearing and no one even noticed!

by Jeema June 29, 2006

toastfucking

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.

I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.

by Jeema July 22, 2006

peace out

A very informal goodbye greeting; 'see you later'. Sometimes used in an ironic fashion for goodbyes that should be more serious, i.e. the recipient dying, being killed, defeated, or left behind.

Peace out, Holmes. Catch you on the flipside.

by Jeema November 18, 2005

see you in the funny pages

An informal goodbye greeting. Usually used to indicate that the recipient is somehow defeated, unworthy, or left behind; hence their worthiness to appear only as a comic strip character in the funny pages.

Boo ya! See you in the funny pages, sucker.

by Jeema November 10, 2005

dickbag

An insulting term which implies that the recipient of the insult is worthless, except for the purposes of other people putting their penises into - hence the notion that the person is a 'bag' for 'dicks'. See also: cumdumpster.

Adam told me to quit being such a dickbag all the time.

by Jeema August 29, 2005

ass magellan

An insult meaning one who explores the rectums of others, implying that the recipient of the insult - usually a male - engages in homosexual anal intercourse. The term is derived from 'ass', and 'Magellan', the famous Spanish explorer who attempted to sail around the world in the early 16th century.

That uptight ass magellan across the street wouldn't let me borrow his lawnmower when mine broke down.

by Jeema August 29, 2005