Jedi_Master's definitions

Baby Goo

The stuff that comes out of a woman's pussy after her water breaks. It's the first signs of Going inta labor.

"It is a good plan until her water breaks all over Robert De Niro's shoes. (Mimicking) "My Shoes! Hey, there's all this baby goo on it!"

by Jedi_Master July 2, 2008

Came down

When you get sober off drugs.

I thought I was trippin', but when I came down, I realized I was in the past.

by Jedi_Master October 2, 2008

Jango Fett

The most Bad-Ass Mutha Fucka, (BAMF, also known as Top Mandorlian) till he got his head chopped off. He was the Original Host for a Clone Army, one of the clones he raised to succeed himself as the BAMF.

Zam: You're Jango Fett aren't you. I've heard of you, you know. I'm Zam Wesell.
Jango: You must be new to the business.
Zam: Why? Because you haven't heard of me?
Jango: Because you're reckless. You could learn a thing or two about being subtle.
Zam: You call that subtle? You just brought down a Republic prison.
Jango: My plan didn't include you. Or the chaos you started back there. You cost me my ship.
Zam: My plan didn't include you trying to hijack my prisoner. Anyway, you should thank me. This babe (the ship) is a big improvement over that relic. I've never seen anything like this. What is she (the ship) anyway.
Jango: She's a Firespray pursuit special.

by Jedi_Master September 28, 2008

Stonewall Jackson

Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson (January 21, 1824 – May 10, 1863) was a Confederate general during the American Civil War, and probably the most revered Confederate commander after General Robert E. Lee. His military career includes such famous exploits as the audacious Valley Campaign of 1862 and as a corps commander in the Army of Northern Virginia under Robert E. Lee. Confederate pickets accidentally shot him at the Battle of Chancellorsville on May 2, 1863, which the general survived, albeit with the loss of an arm to amputation. However, he died of complications of pneumonia eight days later.

Jackson rose to prominence and earned his most famous nickname at the First Battle of Bull Run (also known as First Manassas) in July 1861. As the Confederate lines began to crumble under heavy Union assault, Jackson's brigade provided crucial reinforcements on Henry House Hill, demonstrating the discipline he instilled in his men. Brig. Gen. Barnard Elliott Bee, Jr., exhorted his own troops to re-form by shouting, "There is Jackson standing like a stone wall." That is how Jackson was named Stonewall Jackson

by Jedi_Master June 18, 2008

whip it out

When you show either your Penis or breasts in front of others. Whichever you have.

Peter Griffin: Gloria Ironbox and Camille Paglia are whip it out and see whoose is bigger.

by Jedi_Master June 22, 2008

little sailors

Skeet. Grissom on a CSI book saw semen and thought "little sailors". Probably cause The U.S. Navy wear White Uniforms and skeet is white

My first time i skeeted i was like "finally i get little sailors instead of blanks" June 08, 2008 10:56 p.m. I felt them moving.

by Jedi_Master June 9, 2008

The Monkey Knuckle

When you hit some on the head, with your hand in the way a monkey walks on it's hands.

Michael Kyle: "When Calvin gets here...I'll use THE MONKEY KNUCKLE!"
Junior: "The what?"
Micheal: "THE MONKEY KNUCKLE! you know...(bops Juniors head with the Monkey Knuckle)

by Jedi_Master October 20, 2008