Jedi_Master's definitions

Baby Goo

The stuff that comes out of a woman's pussy after her water breaks. It's the first signs of Going inta labor.

"It is a good plan until her water breaks all over Robert De Niro's shoes. (Mimicking) "My Shoes! Hey, there's all this baby goo on it!"

by Jedi_Master July 2, 2008

The Monkey Knuckle

When you hit some on the head, with your hand in the way a monkey walks on it's hands.

Michael Kyle: "When Calvin gets here...I'll use THE MONKEY KNUCKLE!"
Junior: "The what?"
Micheal: "THE MONKEY KNUCKLE! you know...(bops Juniors head with the Monkey Knuckle)

by Jedi_Master October 20, 2008

Fall Back

When you retreat in battle, but not completly. When you fall back in battle, you retreat to a position and than continue fighting. Retreating completly is when you abandon the whole thing.

Mulholland: Fall back! Fall back, men! Now! Move! Move!...
*After falling back*
Mulholland: Lie down here! Lie down and load! Lie down and load! Load! Load and fire! Quickly! Blaze away, lads! Do it, boys! Fire, boys. FIRE!
*After a few minutes of firing and suffering tremendous casulaties*
Mulholland: FALL BACK! FALL BACK, MEN! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
*"Every Man for himself" officially makes it a retreat*

by Jedi_Master June 17, 2008

effed in the a

A sign of a chump off. When you diss someone REALLY BAD!!! The example below is a true story.

Dude: "I thought you said I could have the seat."
Me: "I changed my mind."
Other Dude: "Dude, you just got effed in the a!"

by Jedi_Master October 2, 2008

Stonewall Jackson

Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson (January 21, 1824 – May 10, 1863) was a Confederate general during the American Civil War, and probably the most revered Confederate commander after General Robert E. Lee. His military career includes such famous exploits as the audacious Valley Campaign of 1862 and as a corps commander in the Army of Northern Virginia under Robert E. Lee. Confederate pickets accidentally shot him at the Battle of Chancellorsville on May 2, 1863, which the general survived, albeit with the loss of an arm to amputation. However, he died of complications of pneumonia eight days later.

Jackson rose to prominence and earned his most famous nickname at the First Battle of Bull Run (also known as First Manassas) in July 1861. As the Confederate lines began to crumble under heavy Union assault, Jackson's brigade provided crucial reinforcements on Henry House Hill, demonstrating the discipline he instilled in his men. Brig. Gen. Barnard Elliott Bee, Jr., exhorted his own troops to re-form by shouting, "There is Jackson standing like a stone wall." That is how Jackson was named Stonewall Jackson

by Jedi_Master June 18, 2008

whip it out

When you show either your Penis or breasts in front of others. Whichever you have.

Peter Griffin: Gloria Ironbox and Camille Paglia are whip it out and see whoose is bigger.

by Jedi_Master June 22, 2008

Haroo!

An Irish yell of victory or excitment.

After Brigadier General Thomas R. R. Cobb's Irish Regiment of Georgia pushed back Lieutenant Colonel St. Clair Mullholands Irish Brigade, a Captain (3 stripes on the collar) took off his hat and started yelling "Haroo! Haroo!" and the rest of the regiment cheered "Haroo!"

by Jedi_Master June 16, 2008