Jay Young's definitions

23 skiddoo

A wind (especially a tornado alley in a city) that blows girls' skirts up. Also, get going, move along, leave, scram, beat it.

You were supposed to have left an hour ago! Get movin' already! 23 skiddoo!

by Jay Young January 15, 2004

Grignr

The hero of a very badly written sword and sorcery novella, The Eye of Argon by 16-year-old Jim Theis. Like Conan the Barbarian, Grignr is a wandering swordsman whose travels lead him to improbable adventures in ancient cities.

Do a Google search on "The Eye of Argon" if you'd like to read it.

"Thou hast need to occupy your time, barbarian",questioned the female?

"Only if something worth offering is within my reach." Stated Grignr,as his hands crept to embrace the tempting female, who welcomed them with open willingness.

by Jay Young May 24, 2005

front

n. Pertaining to people who are multiple; The mental position or state of mind in which a person occupies or runs the shared body, interacting with the world-at-large.

v. To be at front; running the body.

n. John was working today so he was up front.

v. How long has John been fronting?

by Jay Young April 19, 2005

drip

(noun) A weak, indecisive person; someone who is incompetent, lame or lacks courage.

They broke up a year ago and he's still following her around, mooning over her -- What a drip.

by Jay Young March 19, 2014

plural

A person with multiple personalities.

There are several online communities run by plurals.

by Jay Young April 18, 2005

ass cactus

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!

by Jay Young April 19, 2005

The Eye of Argon

A very badly written sword and sorcery novella. It was written in the 1970s by 16-year-old Jim Theis and features the adventures of a wandering swordsman called Grignr. While the story does in fact have a plot to it -- a very standard one much like the Conan the Barbarian stories -- it is so badly executed that it has passed into the legends of science fiction fandom.

A scintillating, many fauceted scarlet emerald, a brilliant gem seeming to possess a life all of its own. A priceless gleaming stone, capable of domineering the wealth of conquering empires...the eye of Argon.

by Jay Young July 16, 2008