Jay Young's definitions

E-Tard

Someone who goes on line too much (usually to play games and chat rather than to keep up with current events or educate themselves). They are so involved in their online activities that they lose track of daily reality.

Man, I've just been playing blackjack online 24-7! Haven't kept up with the news or anything. I dohn't know what's going on! I'm turning into a real e-tard.

by Jay Young April 19, 2005

ratfuck

Politics: Formerly known as "the double-cross," it refers to infiltration and sabotage of the opposition party, particuarly during (but not limited to) an election campaign. The second half of "All the President's Men" describes ratfucking done to 1972 Democratic presidential candidates by employees of the Committee to Re-Elect Nixon.

Ken Clawson, Nixon's communications director, confessed to a ratfuck when he told how he forged a letter making it look like a Democratic candidate was a racist.

A typical ratfuck is to falsely claim there's a political rally for the opposition party, order 300 pizzas for delivery in the name of the party, and then nobody shows up.

by Jay Young October 1, 2006

front

n. Pertaining to people who are multiple; The mental position or state of mind in which a person occupies or runs the shared body, interacting with the world-at-large.

v. To be at front; running the body.

n. John was working today so he was up front.

v. How long has John been fronting?

by Jay Young April 19, 2005

dip

During a slow dance, to lean over and make your partner bend way over backwards, often with a kiss on the lips or throat. A sexy, romantic move you can see in older movies.

"Wow, George and Sherry are crazy about each other. Did you see the way he dipped her last night at the school dance?"

A very slow sexy dip is shown during a ballroom dance in "The Joy Luck Club".

by Jay Young January 15, 2004

autie

An autistic person. Popularized in the books of Donna Williams, an autistic writer.

Jessica Park, who does cool paintings of bridges and buildings, is an autie.

by Jay Young April 18, 2005

mascot

In Japanese culture, a funny or adorable cartoon character. May be a business logo, or used on collectible items, school and office supplies, and occasionally appliances and furnishings.

Mascots also appear in Japanese anime cartoons, where they provide comic relief and sometimes contribute to the plot.

The Japanese mascot who is best known to Americans is Hello Kitty.

Holly Hobbie was a popular American mascot in the 1970s.

The anime "Revolutionary Girl Utena" has two mascots, Chuchu the mouse and his friend the garden frog.

by Jay Young May 10, 2005

front

To make a loan or advance of funds.

I can front you some money and you can pay me back on Friday.

by Jay Young April 19, 2005