second wind

1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out
1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker
by Jason November 06, 2003
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Knighty

One who is cool;
The coolist;
Mr. Cool.
That guy Knighty is so cool.
by Jason May 13, 2003
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metroneck

a redneck who tries to act like a metrosexual
Look at Billy Bob's clothes. What a metroneck!
by Jason August 09, 2004
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rabbit turd

the result of rubbing ones hands together at a medium pace causing intense friction and seperation of the epidermis until a black ball of skin is formed. Most hobbyist enjoy collecting such ball's and adding to them over long periods of time.
Jeff made a rabbit turd then chased his friends around his apartment with it.

Jeff's wife keeps throwing out his rabbit turd and jeff picks it out of the trash.
by JASON February 05, 2004
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Shempo

A wise man that is 1337 beyond his years.
by Jason July 29, 2003
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Shempo

One that is wise and 1337 beyond his years.
by Jason July 30, 2003
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Dell

hiring ppl from india with fake names as john jon bill etc
damn burger king is a dell with its damn mexicans
by jason February 12, 2005
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