Janis's definitions

Jesus freak

Someone who tries to be both part of an anti-social subculture (see punk for a good example) and a Christian, not realizing that you can't support the ideals used in punk and be a Jesus follower at the same time.

I'm very punk, but I can't have sex, do drugs, or listen to any rock n' roll music that doesn't praise the Lord because I'm a Jesus freak.

by Janis February 6, 2005

Christ on a bicycle

Exclamation used when someone is surprised, upset, or is trying to make a point.

Christ on a bike! Did that guy's car just explode?

by Janis February 6, 2005

buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.

"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."

by Janis June 25, 2004

yuppie

A Hippie gone bad! A traitor to the 60's generation.

My VW has turned into a VOLVO

by janis February 23, 2005

bone

To have a problem with someone. It is usually referring to a characteristic you don't like about them.

The only bone I have with Mike is that he talks shit about some people that don't deserve it.

by Janis March 16, 2005

mugglenet

A place to go and read editorials inbetween Harry Potter book releases.

I had a sudden urge to a read Harry Potter book, so I went to mugglenet.com and read some editorials to quell my cravings.

by Janis February 26, 2005

ugly

1. One who has unattractive physical attributes.

2. An unpleasant event or scene.

1. That girl with the large nose and acne is ugly.

2. That was one ugly scene when that guy got shot in the head.

by Janis December 13, 2004