Janis's definitions

ugly

1. One who has unattractive physical attributes.

2. An unpleasant event or scene.

1. That girl with the large nose and acne is ugly.

2. That was one ugly scene when that guy got shot in the head.

by Janis December 13, 2004

poof

1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.

1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.

by Janis May 17, 2005

wacking material

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.

That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.

by Janis August 10, 2005

afai

Abbreviation for "as far as I".

Afai could see, there was no property damage.

by Janis January 22, 2005

mugglenet

A place to go and read editorials inbetween Harry Potter book releases.

I had a sudden urge to a read Harry Potter book, so I went to mugglenet.com and read some editorials to quell my cravings.

by Janis February 26, 2005

yuppie

A Hippie gone bad! A traitor to the 60's generation.

My VW has turned into a VOLVO

by janis February 23, 2005

bone

To have a problem with someone. It is usually referring to a characteristic you don't like about them.

The only bone I have with Mike is that he talks shit about some people that don't deserve it.

by Janis March 16, 2005