bored

Messaged person: Wassup?
Horny person: Nadda VERY bored...you?
Messaged person: Bored here too! *wink*
Horny person: *nice* wanna fuck?
by Jamesknapper September 27, 2005
mugGet the boredmug.

snickers

A dirty cock after pulling out of a dirty ass.

Derived from the visual of a melted "Snickers" bar.
when your boyfriend or girlfriend hasn't cleaned the pipes before a backdoor intrusion you often pull out a snickers.
by Jamesknapper July 18, 2008
mugGet the snickersmug.