James Lowe's definitions

Bill Cosby

everyone's uncle... wether your a white person or black.. consider him your uncle.

Fan: Uncle Bill!

Bill COsby: Do I know you?

by James Lowe February 16, 2005

pissing contest

as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.

LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!!

PFC: Yes, Sir!

by James Lowe February 22, 2008

Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.

To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves

by James Lowe October 14, 2004

Samuel L. Jackson

The coolest black man in the music industry.

Sam: Describe what he looks like!

Man: Hes black...Bald--

Sam: Does he look like a bitch?

Man: What?!

Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!

Man: NO!

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

Divine

Better than perfect, what people will say if they read a book or eat something that is better than perfect.

to er is human, to forgive is divine

by James Lowe September 13, 2004

rake yohn

Rake hates mustard, and sometimes Bam Margera.

Rake hates mustard, period blood and Bam Margera

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

Tribes

A bad-ass series that never gets tired. Tribes can kick Halo's ass any day

Tribes vs. Halo?

Ill take Tribes

by James Lowe November 3, 2004