James Lowe's definitions

speed

Speed also goes by the name "White Lightning" and makes you more aware and focused.

Can cause depression.. do you know what depression does to us men? guess... it can cause ED and also causes premature and retrograde ejaculation... thats only the depression.. back to the drug.

Speed also causes heart rate and blood pressure to rise, making you more active and shit like that.

Dealer: want some White Lightning man?

Buyer: Sure, I could use some ED and premature ejaculation!

Dealer: Thats a no, right?

by James Lowe February 20, 2005

cock knocker

1.One who punches a man's balls

2. An evil villain in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

3. Also see Mark Hamill

APPLAUSE! Look kids! Its Mark Hamill!

by James Lowe August 4, 2005

cornelious

Chevy Chase's real name..

Chevy Chase's REAL name is Cornelious!?
...whoa...

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

bonerga

The ultimate stage of having an erection, also known (in my terms) when your cock cannot get any harder or longer and you are forced to strain to keep it that way...can also be known as the super-saiyan stage of erections.

Oh my god...I..HAVE..A BONERGA!!!

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

Xbox Live

Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best.

(commercial) Xbox Live: Its good to play together

by James Lowe February 2, 2005

Solid Snake

A character whom supposedly "infiltrates" as his job. When Metal Gear Solid is an action game, you can basically go in and shoot everything all to hell... I dont call this an infiltration game, oh yeah.. and Solid Snake is a Sam Fisher wanna be, even though Sam Fisher came out later.

I'd rather Splinter Cell it than Solid Snake it.

by James Lowe March 6, 2005

Redneck

Also see George Bush

Duuuh, guess i better get home now so i can go smack my wife in the eye, yes sir!

by James Lowe July 7, 2005