James Lowe's definitions

Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.

To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves

by James Lowe October 14, 2004

american muscle

THE definition of what cars were and always will be in that era...and what cars should be today.

All hail the 1969 Dodge Charger R/T

Dude, did you see that '69 Charger R/T with that big-ass 426 Hemi? That shit puts out 425 horsepower

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

Computer

Computers help us get our daily dose of porn and free movies and games from Newgrounds

Without the computer we wouldnt be able to make video games like Halo, Half-Life or Voodoo Vince

by James Lowe November 1, 2004

Xbox Live

Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best.

(commercial) Xbox Live: Its good to play together

by James Lowe February 2, 2005

Solid Snake

A character whom supposedly "infiltrates" as his job. When Metal Gear Solid is an action game, you can basically go in and shoot everything all to hell... I dont call this an infiltration game, oh yeah.. and Solid Snake is a Sam Fisher wanna be, even though Sam Fisher came out later.

I'd rather Splinter Cell it than Solid Snake it.

by James Lowe March 6, 2005

Redneck

Also see George Bush

Duuuh, guess i better get home now so i can go smack my wife in the eye, yes sir!

by James Lowe July 7, 2005

bonerga

The ultimate stage of having an erection, also known (in my terms) when your cock cannot get any harder or longer and you are forced to strain to keep it that way...can also be known as the super-saiyan stage of erections.

Oh my god...I..HAVE..A BONERGA!!!

by James Lowe September 6, 2004