84 definitions by James Lowe

leet talk

Out-of-date talk made by 40 year old virgins who live with thier mom and play Counter-Strike all day.

leet talk contains numbers to replace letters similar to what they look like.

Such as "Teh Fuxx0r", "j00 n00b", "411 y0ur b45s R B-long t0 u5" and B1ll G4t3s"

dont get me wrong, i love CS, but i despise leet talk and im no where near as nerdy as this.

by James Lowe February 12, 2005

Joke

Q: A mexican guy and a black guys is in a car, whos driving?

A: the cops

Funny shit, huh? I like that one

by James Lowe February 6, 2005

Bill Cosby

everyone's uncle... wether your a white person or black.. consider him your uncle.

Fan: Uncle Bill!

Bill COsby: Do I know you?

by James Lowe February 17, 2005

mud flaps

something fags call thier balls

a homo only has balls because it prevents getting shit all over the rest of thier body.

by James Lowe February 12, 2005

Samuel L. Jackson

The coolest black man in the music industry.

Sam: Describe what he looks like!

Man: Hes black...Bald--

Sam: Does he look like a bitch?

Man: What?!

Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!

Man: NO!

by James Lowe December 18, 2004

Street Racing Syndicate

The worst street racing game of all-time for the following reasons:

1. Namco should have left it to the dying 3DO

2. There is no "sensde of speed" as seen in NFSU

3. going over 120 MPH and sliding out for turning

4. Namco has NO knowledge of the street racing genre..and should have left it to Ea or Rockstar Games

5. This game is in poor quality, and could have been made in 5 days by a braindead labratory ape

6. even though this factor doesnt mean crap to people like me...the graphics are poor and dont even meet PS2 or Gamecube standards

Namco..you have no knowledge of street racing and therefore should have stayed out of EA's and Rockstar Game's business.

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

8=D

Size of an asian.. litterally

teensy weensy little PP

by James Lowe May 26, 2005