Definitions by James Lowe

bugger off you fucking wanker 

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"

Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!

bugger off you fucking wanker by James Lowe January 9, 2008

smashing 

An english phrase used to describe something "excellent" or "awesome"

Englishman: That is smashing!
Woman: haha! cute word! what does it mean?
Englishman: Smashing...
Woman: I still dont get it...
Englishman: It means...smashing

smashing by James Lowe January 5, 2008

black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole

black hole by James Lowe December 22, 2007

e-cest 

To have sex with another family member online.

Jim-Bob did e-cest with his sister last night

e-cest by James Lowe April 8, 2006

Homer Simpson 

Perhaps the dumbest cartoon character of all-time. He's not stupid-funny.. hes stupid-stupid, he makes Peter Griffin from Family Guy look like Einstein. Also, Peter Griffin stars in the funniest cartoon show ever made.

Homer Simpson's IQ is less than his shoe size, and he probably wear size 5 in womens.

Homer Simpson by James Lowe December 28, 2005

cock knocker 

1.One who punches a man's balls

2. An evil villain in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

3. Also see Mark Hamill

APPLAUSE! Look kids! Its Mark Hamill!

cock knocker by James Lowe August 4, 2005

tuner 

A slang term for a 4-banger piece of shit japanese car that has been made into a street racer.

Tuners, even tuned, are hunk of scrap metal

My Camaro beat the fuck out of that tuner on the drag strip.

tuner by James Lowe July 27, 2005