James Frost's definitions

t'internet

t'internet, short for 'the internet'.

"t'" can be used in conjuction with other words with the exception of "th'police"

It's amazing what you can find on t'internet

by James Frost April 20, 2004

lampoon

When someone shoots for goal in football (soccer) with incredible power from outside the 18-yard box, it is said that the player has 'lampooned' a shot.

Thought to have derived from Frank Lampard Jnr., a midfield player for Chelsea well known for his long range shooting prowess.

"Whoa, Lamps really lampooned that one."
"I know, that was some serious lampoonage."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

slagpuss

A cross between a slag and Bagpuss, a random term of endearment.

Hey fuckface, how are you?
Rather well thank you, slagpuss.

by James Frost July 23, 2006

caravaning

Changed into a verb from caravan, it means to go on holiday in a caravan. It is probably one of the worst past-times known to man as fun activities include things such as emptying your excrement from the caravan or setting fire to your caravan and others by causing a chip-pan fire.

"What're you doing for the holidays?"
"We're going caravaning."
"Oh man... You have my prayers."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

Do you want fries with that?

The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.

"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.

by James Frost July 20, 2006

schramp

to schramp, to catch a spray of something onto ones face. Always a light spray.

The water schramped onto my face.

by James Frost April 20, 2004

The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is

When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.

Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."

Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!

by James Frost September 12, 2005