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hlep

A common misspelling of "Help" on internet games, usually when the speaker is in trouble and needs the "hlep" of more wiser players.
"HLEP MEH PLX!"
"...what?"
by James Frost July 21, 2006
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dinkle

A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.

This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter Russell Brand, ex coke addict.
Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!
by James Frost July 21, 2006
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Pre-Self Defence

The act of attacking someone under the ruse of self-defence, purely so they don't even get a chance to attack you. Usually happens in a bar or other locations that could have disturbance.
Person A: Giving me skittles should apply to you doing any Glasweigan things, such as bottling women, and taking heroin. Deep fried foods are okay, if it's fish. Anything else, a skittle.

Person B: then I'm gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha

Person A: I can live with that

Person B: well deep fried foods I tend to avoid anyways - healthy diet for hockey! haha!

Person A: Well try to stick with it! Bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.Well actually, it's incredibly smart if you think about it. The heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out

Person B: and the bottling is self defence??

Person A: Pre-self defence.

Person B: ahhh yes
by James Frost February 20, 2011
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sneail

The word sneail comes from a random Geordie bus driver who was trying to tell a joke.

Sneail is a random insult that is designed to make everyone in your tent laugh.
Alreet lads, I gots a joake for yez. Weey do th'French eat sneails?
by James Frost July 22, 2004
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caravaning

Changed into a verb from caravan, it means to go on holiday in a caravan. It is probably one of the worst past-times known to man as fun activities include things such as emptying your excrement from the caravan or setting fire to your caravan and others by causing a chip-pan fire.
"What're you doing for the holidays?"
"We're going caravaning."
"Oh man... You have my prayers."
by James Frost July 20, 2006
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schooned

A variation on the pawned, p00ned and powned, however is used by the upper classes.
"Good sir, you just got schooned."
"Oh drat."
by James Frost July 20, 2006
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t'internet

t'internet, short for 'the internet'.

"t'" can be used in conjuction with other words with the exception of "th'police"
It's amazing what you can find on t'internet
by James Frost April 20, 2004
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