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dinkle

A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.

This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter Russell Brand, ex coke addict.
Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!
by James Frost July 20, 2006
mugGet the dinklemug.

slagpuss

A cross between a slag and Bagpuss, a random term of endearment.
Hey fuckface, how are you?
Rather well thank you, slagpuss.
by James Frost July 23, 2006
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lampoon

When someone shoots for goal in football (soccer) with incredible power from outside the 18-yard box, it is said that the player has 'lampooned' a shot.

Thought to have derived from Frank Lampard Jnr., a midfield player for Chelsea well known for his long range shooting prowess.
"Whoa, Lamps really lampooned that one."
"I know, that was some serious lampoonage."
by James Frost July 20, 2006
mugGet the lampoonmug.

dinkle

A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.

This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter Russell Brand, ex coke addict.
Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!
by James Frost July 21, 2006
mugGet the dinklemug.

sneail

The word sneail comes from a random Geordie bus driver who was trying to tell a joke.

Sneail is a random insult that is designed to make everyone in your tent laugh.
Alreet lads, I gots a joake for yez. Weey do th'French eat sneails?
by James Frost July 22, 2004
mugGet the sneailmug.

Pre-Self Defence

The act of attacking someone under the ruse of self-defence, purely so they don't even get a chance to attack you. Usually happens in a bar or other locations that could have disturbance.
Person A: Giving me skittles should apply to you doing any Glasweigan things, such as bottling women, and taking heroin. Deep fried foods are okay, if it's fish. Anything else, a skittle.

Person B: then I'm gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha

Person A: I can live with that

Person B: well deep fried foods I tend to avoid anyways - healthy diet for hockey! haha!

Person A: Well try to stick with it! Bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.Well actually, it's incredibly smart if you think about it. The heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out

Person B: and the bottling is self defence??

Person A: Pre-self defence.

Person B: ahhh yes
by James Frost February 20, 2011
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rocktor

Someone in the medical profession of being a doctor, who rocks.
All right rocktors, that's my name for doctors who rock.
by James Frost April 23, 2007
mugGet the rocktormug.

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