James Frost's definitions

Do you want fries with that?

The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.

"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.

by James Frost July 20, 2006

slagpuss

A cross between a slag and Bagpuss, a random term of endearment.

Hey fuckface, how are you?
Rather well thank you, slagpuss.

by James Frost July 23, 2006

lampoon

When someone shoots for goal in football (soccer) with incredible power from outside the 18-yard box, it is said that the player has 'lampooned' a shot.

Thought to have derived from Frank Lampard Jnr., a midfield player for Chelsea well known for his long range shooting prowess.

"Whoa, Lamps really lampooned that one."
"I know, that was some serious lampoonage."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

frenching the prince

to do toad, to toad lick.

Hey man, wanna go toad licking?

by James Frost July 22, 2004

caravaning

Changed into a verb from caravan, it means to go on holiday in a caravan. It is probably one of the worst past-times known to man as fun activities include things such as emptying your excrement from the caravan or setting fire to your caravan and others by causing a chip-pan fire.

"What're you doing for the holidays?"
"We're going caravaning."
"Oh man... You have my prayers."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

w%t

Derived from woot, meaning "Yay" or "Hurrah"

"Sweet, we won the lottery!"
"Le w%t"

by James Frost July 20, 2006

leicester

A great town in East Midlands, soon to be dazzled by the slight of David Connelly's boots.

Martin Keowns a clever bastard dumping Arsenal for Leicester, purely because he can't hack Premiership anymore.

by James Frost July 22, 2004