James Frost's definitions

hlep

A common misspelling of "Help" on internet games, usually when the speaker is in trouble and needs the "hlep" of more wiser players.

"HLEP MEH PLX!"
"...what?"

by James Frost July 21, 2006

schooned

A variation on the pawned, p00ned and powned, however is used by the upper classes.

"Good sir, you just got schooned."
"Oh drat."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

t'internet

t'internet, short for 'the internet'.

"t'" can be used in conjuction with other words with the exception of "th'police"

It's amazing what you can find on t'internet

by James Frost April 20, 2004

The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is

When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.

Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."

Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!

by James Frost September 12, 2005

borrowed humor

When a person, or people, take a concept from a popular TV show - usually a catchphrase - and try and make it funny in every day life. Effectively borrowing the line to try and create humor.

Guy, who is not Dane Cook, walks into a party and yells "Wait a second?! Who shit on the coats!"

This is an example of borrowed humor. Expectations were not confounded, thence humor did not arise from it.

by James Frost June 8, 2011

schramp

to schramp, to catch a spray of something onto ones face. Always a light spray.

The water schramped onto my face.

by James Frost April 20, 2004

Do you want fries with that?

The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.

"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.

by James Frost July 20, 2006