537 definitions by James

1) "-than the sword"--A phrase meant to imply the superiority of words over violence.
2) A machine for penis enlargement, as alluded to in an episode of celebrity jeopardy, on Saturday Night Live.
1) Well, you know, John, the pen is mightier, as they say!
2) I'll take the penis mightier for five hundred! ... Call it what you want, Trebek, but does it work? Will it really mighty my penis?
by James January 30, 2004
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Jew. Derived from stealing items in WoW.
He is being So Tri Today.
by James November 20, 2004
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A place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. It also encourages under-aged female jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be lusty eye candy for the 30 something males that attend.
Damn! is this a club? or an after school day-care program?
by James March 7, 2004
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basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"
rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more
by James December 19, 2003
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To over use, to repeat
Sometines John notings a real cool hand
by James August 4, 2003
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