Jakrel's definitions

cheese

The name given to any nasty pitch in baseball.

DAMNIT, quit screwing around and throw him the stinkin' cheese.

by jakrel July 16, 2008

chode

An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.

Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?

by jakrel June 2, 2005

faggot

a bundle of sticks or twigs

Fred: Hey, Jacko, should we pick up that faggot before we go to dinner?
Jacko: Yeeah, we could also use some good wood.

by jakrel July 20, 2008

hand grenades

A shot of liquor or booze

i got knocked up by a hand grenade in 'Nawlins

by jakrel July 3, 2005

tan trash

A drug addict whose skin is tan for one of the following reasons:
1.) The meth they are on makes them think they are ugly (which is pry true) so they go tan
2.) They are on a meth binge and have gotten sunburnt from walking along the highway in the heat for 8 days
3.) Their skin is so wrinkly you can't tell what color it is, so it automatically becomes tan.

Wow, that is some nasty tan trash.

by jakrel July 1, 2005

detto

The unusual feeling of love between half black/white trash, and a blonde ho. Usually occurs in towns populated by inbred hillbillies.

Dude, Issiah and Randa are so detto. I heard he gave her a twig for her birthday....so romantic.

by jakrel April 21, 2005

pimp

a white guy with suspenders, hair combed to the side, glasses with tape in the middle, wears high shorts, long white socks, sandals, and a old button-up shirt

Bill Gates is one helluva pimp

by jakrel July 3, 2005