Jakrel's definitions

farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer's blow all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 16, 2005

chode

An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.

Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?

by jakrel June 2, 2005

pimp

a white guy with suspenders, hair combed to the side, glasses with tape in the middle, wears high shorts, long white socks, sandals, and a old button-up shirt

Bill Gates is one helluva pimp

by jakrel July 3, 2005

cheese

The name given to any nasty pitch in baseball.

DAMNIT, quit screwing around and throw him the stinkin' cheese.

by jakrel July 16, 2008

weed

a handy plant that grows in ditches, and can be used for various activities.

Yo, go snatch that weed.

by jakrel July 3, 2005

hand grenades

A shot of liquor or booze

i got knocked up by a hand grenade in 'Nawlins

by jakrel July 3, 2005

detto

The unusual feeling of love between half black/white trash, and a blonde ho. Usually occurs in towns populated by inbred hillbillies.

Dude, Issiah and Randa are so detto. I heard he gave her a twig for her birthday....so romantic.

by jakrel April 21, 2005