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farmer's blow

The process of plugging one nostril, and blowing air out of the other, in order to shoot out mucus. In order to make this technique successful, you must use great force, otherwise you will just look retarded when you have one nostril covered and are breathing heavily in front of your friends. But if you get that dang snot of of there...you will be known as a stud.
Jim had a nasty cold, and didn't have any tissues. He decided a farmer's blow would do lots of good, until he shot it on his girlfriend's prime rib.
by jakrel May 16, 2005
mugGet the farmer's blowmug.

weed

a handy plant that grows in ditches, and can be used for various activities.
Yo, go snatch that weed.
by jakrel July 3, 2005
mugGet the weedmug.

pimp

a white guy with suspenders, hair combed to the side, glasses with tape in the middle, wears high shorts, long white socks, sandals, and a old button-up shirt
by jakrel July 3, 2005
mugGet the pimpmug.

Basketball

The best game ever invented. Black and whites excel at thy sport. Blacks dunk, whites shoot. End of story.
Hey, MJ, u wanna go play some basketball, wit me, Larry, and Shaq?
by Jakrel April 19, 2005
mugGet the Basketballmug.

tan trash

A drug addict whose skin is tan for one of the following reasons:
1.) The meth they are on makes them think they are ugly (which is pry true) so they go tan
2.) They are on a meth binge and have gotten sunburnt from walking along the highway in the heat for 8 days
3.) Their skin is so wrinkly you can't tell what color it is, so it automatically becomes tan.
Wow, that is some nasty tan trash.
by jakrel July 1, 2005
mugGet the tan trashmug.

farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.
Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer snort all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.
by jakrel May 17, 2005
mugGet the farmer snortmug.

hand grenades

A shot of liquor or booze
i got knocked up by a hand grenade in 'Nawlins
by jakrel July 3, 2005
mugGet the hand grenadesmug.

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