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Definitions by Jakrel

A drug addict whose skin is tan for one of the following reasons:
1.) The meth they are on makes them think they are ugly (which is pry true) so they go tan
2.) They are on a meth binge and have gotten sunburnt from walking along the highway in the heat for 8 days
3.) Their skin is so wrinkly you can't tell what color it is, so it automatically becomes tan.
Wow, that is some nasty tan trash.
tan trash by jakrel July 1, 2005
An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.
Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?
chode by jakrel June 2, 2005
A pimp, little green, creature who kicks everyone's ass in Star Wars. He was almost 900 years old when he died.
Yoda walked in with a cane, but all of the sudden he was flyin' off of walls, kickin Count Dooko's evil little hiene.
yoda by jakrel June 2, 2005

farmer snort 

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.
Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer snort all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.
farmer snort by jakrel May 17, 2005

farmer snort 

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.
Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer's blow all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.
farmer snort by jakrel May 16, 2005

farmer's blow 

The process of plugging one nostril, and blowing air out of the other, in order to shoot out mucus. In order to make this technique successful, you must use great force, otherwise you will just look retarded when you have one nostril covered and are breathing heavily in front of your friends. But if you get that dang snot of of there...you will be known as a stud.
Jim had a nasty cold, and didn't have any tissues. He decided a farmer's blow would do lots of good, until he shot it on his girlfriend's prime rib.
farmer's blow by jakrel May 16, 2005
The unusual feeling of love between half black/white trash, and a blonde ho. Usually occurs in towns populated by inbred hillbillies.
Dude, Issiah and Randa are so detto. I heard he gave her a twig for her birthday....so romantic.
detto by jakrel April 21, 2005