JakeStar's definitions

loosies

Loose cans or bottles of beer, as opposed to those in a package.

"I cant fit this 30 rack into my backpack!"

"No worries! Ditch the box and fill up your backpack with loosies!"

by JakeStar October 12, 2005

2.5-0

A security guard. Derived from 5-0, slang term for a cop. Security guards carry about half the credibility and authority as a regular cop, hence the 2.5.

See also rent-a-cop, mall security.

"Bobby and I were throwing mustard off of the balcony, then some 2.5-0 come by and threatens to calls the cops. Lame"

by JakeStar November 3, 2005

heel-toe express

The least preferred, but most often utilized, mode of transportation for city dwellers, kids without their lisences, college freshmen, and other carless people.

"Shit, how we gonna get to the packie?"

"Looks like we gotta take the ol' Heel-Toe Express"

by JakeStar November 3, 2005

hoodie party

The first massive gathering of college freshmen after about half a semester at college. Sometimes occurs on Columbus Day weekend, more often Thanksgiving weekend. Named because everyone attending is wearing a hoodie representing their respective college/university.

Pastimes include embelishing college experiences, reminesing about high school days, and hooking up with old high school crushes.

My favorite hoodie party game is "Which chick gained the most weight?"

by JakeStar November 19, 2005

madawk

A contraction of mad awkward. Can be used as an interjection in situations that are very awkward

'Mom walked in on me right before I was about to get laid"

"Madawk"

by JakeStar November 28, 2005

saturday night live

A show that has been in a constant state of decline, no matter who you ask.

14 year old-"Man, SNL started sucking once Will Ferrel left!"

19 year old-"Man, SNL has sucked Chris Farley and Mike Myers left!"

35 year old-"Man, SNL sucked ever since Eddie Murphy left!"

50 year old-"STFU young'uns, Saturday Night Live sucked once John Belushi left!"

by JakeStar December 28, 2005

cranium

A board game they sell at Starbucks. Best played with a group of friends while drunk.

Good thing triple sec wipes slides off the Cranium board so easily!

by JakeStar September 11, 2006