JakeStar's definitions

Big D

Yet another name for diarrhea.

"Where's Doug? He was supposed to be here an hour ago!"

"He said something about stopping at Taco Bell. He must have gotten the Big D."

by JakeStar April 9, 2006

myspace

Popular networkiing website, popular with scene kids. Allows teenagers with bad haircuts to take low quality pictures of themselves pouting, and comment on all their friends pouting.

"Why would I want Myspace? I already have facebook."

by JakeStar April 4, 2005

neighbor

People who live adjacent to you.

They may live next door, down the road, on the other side of the wall, on top of you, or below you.

They can be nice, rude, outgoing, shy, or cool. They may bake plates of browines or cookies for you. They may have sex a lot. They may blast shitty music at unreasonable hours. You may hang out with them a lot. You may never see them.

Weather you love them or hate them, you had better learn to live with them, because they live so close to you, after all.

Make sure that your neighbor isnt a serial murderer/rapist.

by JakeStar April 28, 2005

teenage wastland

Not a song by The Who. Try Baba O'Riley

"Teenage Wasteland is my favoirite Who song!"

"I'm afraid I don't know that one"

by JakeStar May 4, 2005

remix

Said when a CD skips, sounding like a techno remix of the song.

"We jammin' jammin' jammin' ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja"

Whoa! I didnt know Bob Marley did a remix of "Jammin'"!

by JakeStar June 9, 2005

H3

GM's attempt at making an environmentally-freidnly vehicle.

With gas prices skyrocketing and our environment being destroyed, GM didnt make a hybrid car, but rather a slightly smaller, slightly more efficient H2.

by JakeStar April 5, 2005

carpetlander

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

by JakeStar August 30, 2005