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by Jake November 22, 2003
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a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole
by Jake January 17, 2020
Get the jake mug.Haselton, M. G. & Buss, D. M. (2001). Emotional reactions following first-time sexual intercourse: The affective shift hypothesis. Personal Relationships, 8, 357-369.
Abstract: This article develops the Affective Shift Hypothesis, which suggests that women experience positive affective shifts following first-time intercourse as a means to facilitate a longer-term, more committed relationship. The hypothesis predicts a negative affective shift in men who pursue a short-term mating strategy; this shift is hypothesized to function to curtail commitment by motivating the man to terminate the relationship.
Abstract: This article develops the Affective Shift Hypothesis, which suggests that women experience positive affective shifts following first-time intercourse as a means to facilitate a longer-term, more committed relationship. The hypothesis predicts a negative affective shift in men who pursue a short-term mating strategy; this shift is hypothesized to function to curtail commitment by motivating the man to terminate the relationship.
177 Ss in Study 1 documented sex differences predicted by the affective shift hypothesis. 203 Ss in Study 2, using a somewhat different methodology involving reports of presex and postsex feelings, found that men with high numbers of sex partners, but not men with low numbers of partners, experienced a decrease in their partner's physical and sexual attractiveness following first-time sexual intercourse. In contrast, women, more than men, experienced increases in feelings of love and commitment following first-time sex.
by Jake January 16, 2004
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by Jake January 5, 2005
Get the Pepi mug.A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.
by Jake September 8, 2004
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by Jake March 15, 2005
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