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My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool
My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.
by Jake February 3, 2004
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ear pull

the act of pulling someone's ear.
My girlfriend gave me an hard ear pull for the fun of it.
by Jake February 16, 2005
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O Ring

a round seal, often made of neoprene or some other compressible "rubber-like" compound, that is an industrial part.Looks like the part of a condom that unrolls before you actually unroll it. Can be used as a cock ringif you get the right size
"My buddy's a mechanic, I went thru his box of assorted O rings and found the size I can use as a cock ring. Nancii's gonna beg for mercy tonite !"
by Jake March 6, 2004
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wussy

someone who is scared to do things or does something and is scared of being done the same thing
this guy insults people and is too scared to be insulted back, hes a whussy
by jake April 22, 2005
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looched

a girl on her period; derived from the language Jag
"I would fuck her if she wasn't looched."
by Jake January 7, 2005
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Cranky Ass

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.
Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.
by Jake November 8, 2003
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cunt hairs

what you have to pick out of your teeth after performing oral sex on a brillo pad
I was spitting cunt hairs for hours after I went down on her pubes
by Jake February 20, 2004
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