Jake's definitions

craptacular

when something is crappy, but you want to make it sound like it was good.

Don: that was craptacular gay sex.

Zbigniew: Why thank you

by jAkE August 30, 2005

ying

an exclamitory word. it is used when one randomly sneaks up upon an unsuspecting victim, preceded by violently screaming "YING!" in their ear, thereby scaring the shit out of them.

"dude i just yinged the shit out of those beaners mowing that lawn. you should have seen them run back to mexico!"

by jAkE September 6, 2005

ying bender

in the dumb cartoon network show "avatar" there are "benders" which are people who master an element. such as a fire or water bender. a YING bender is one who has mastered the technique of YINGing people.

see, ying

avatar- "im an air bender!"

me- "fuck you kid. im a YING bender! tremble before my great power!"

avatar- "ahhhhhhh!!"

by jAkE September 6, 2005

tattoo flash

Pictures of predesigned tattoos. Usually a sheet will be about 11x14 and have around 4-7 tats on it all conforming to a generic theme (knives, roses, hearts, etc...). Usually made to be put into notebooks and whatnot for people to pick from.

RandomGuy: I wanna get inked.

TattGuy: What d'ya want?

RandomGuy: I dunno, lemme take a look at your tattoo flash.

TattGuy: aight.

by Jake September 4, 2005

bonkie

Southern slang for ass

I slipped the vibe (vibrator) up my bonkie.

by Jake September 5, 2005

harvey

pet name for a male-shaped vibrator

She slipped Harvey up her bonkie.

by Jake September 5, 2005

burns

Tokes on a spliff. You usually have about 3 or 4 tokes in a set of burns before passing it on.

"Rollers 1st burns" - Whoever rolled the joint
"Charles, I do believe those are MY burns you are having" - Critch
"I'm gettin 2nd burns" - Basically anyone who has ever smoked a spliff

by Jake September 30, 2005