Jake's definitions

jesusfreak

one who is obsessed with jesus

Run! The Jesusfreak Republicans are coming!

by Jake May 8, 2003

silver bullet

1. Nickname given to a can of Coors or Coors Lite, because of its long, silver can.

2. The only thing that can kill a werewolf.

The werewolf was vanquished after he shotgunned a silver bullet

by Jake April 2, 2005

Shital

1. a person of great respect
2. although debatable, her attitude towards other people (hiren(istic)) people may be harsh at times, and awesome at others
3. This type of person matches perfectly with Hiren people

Shital is Hiren's Best friend

by jake April 21, 2004

sucks to be you

If you can't define this well... Sucks to be you.

Ha you fell down a well? Sucks to be you

by Jake June 17, 2004

n00btacular

When a n00b has a lucky moment, normally followed by getting pwned.

Player A uses a 'nade on a room killing Players B, C, and D. Player E then proceeds to sneak up on him and brutally rape him with a melee weapon.

by Jake May 7, 2004

jakescakes

The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas

1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.

by Jake March 13, 2005

the ticket

the way, the means, the solution, the cure

Put the car up on a hoist and have a look yourself, that's the ticket.

Viagra is the ticket to better sex.

With condoms we found using a lubricant is the ticket.

by Jake March 25, 2004