Jake's definitions

slute

Attractive female who dresses like a mixture of a valley girl and a slut, but does not necessarilly put out. Very convenient to use in public while around an actual slut, assuming that the dumb slut cannot recognize the connection that is so obvious to the rest of us above normal retards. See yaa

Check out that slute in the red with the fuckin' cans.

by Jake May 13, 2005

Rinkyrin

An absolute remmer, created by Dave!

Rinkyrin: RINKY! (insert spasticated voice)

by Jake February 3, 2004

escargot

French for "snail", commonly the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Edible.

he: "Would you care for escargot?"

she: "er, no thanks. It always looks too much like tiny inner & outer labia. I'm not into eating that."

by Jake April 17, 2004

fuckathon

an event where a guy and a chick get it on repeatedly, as if they're never gonna stop

"How was your date?"
"Lasted all weekend, a real fuckathon.I was exhausted by Monday morning, glad to go to work."

by Jake March 15, 2004

Woobsie Darling

Will-John Boyce's given name.

Will's mum:'bubye woobsie darling!'

by Jake November 18, 2004

Kick the Gong

A 1930s slang term, meaning to smoke opium.

"He took her down to Chinatown/ And he showed her how to kick the gong around" -Cab Calloway "Minnie the Moocher"

by Jake October 5, 2003

aubergine

adjective; colour, deep purple associated with the commonly available type of eggplant

Nancii's bedroom was painted aubergine; my resolve not to touch her was toast as soon as she sat on the edge of her bed.

by Jake February 17, 2004