JakE's definitions

Kickoff, the

First hit off of a blunt, joint, bowl or bong.

Its time for the kickoff.

by Jake May 21, 2004

pubes

the genital area

she: I've never seen his pubes, I unzip him and blow him but we've never been naked together.

he: She's got great pubes, the first giveaway was her camel toe, then once I had her pants off, her labia look great and she actually SHAVES it !

by Jake February 20, 2004

cut

(verb) to fart, pass wind

Drew cut and cleared the room.

It smells SO bad when my dog cuts.

We were humping in the missionary position and all of a sudden she cut, tickling my balls so hard that I lost my erection and fell out. The smell was so bad I had to leave her room.

by Jake March 24, 2004

rel

something that is cool or otherwise attractive to someone; derived from the language Jag

"That wiggy over there is fuckin' rel."

by Jake January 6, 2005

lent

An Anglican festival where you give up everything enjoyable in your life for a few weeks. Its supposed to make you a better person.

This year, for Lent, I gave up liquor at lunch, sex, erotic novels, surfing porn sites, dating, and dessert.

by Jake February 27, 2004

White Knight

A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the "mother figure" that some girls become.

"Why is he going out with her? She's broken, and a little crazy."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."

by Jake November 3, 2004

riggin

being pissed off about something; derived from the language Jag

" I'm riggin about that fat wiggy I kissed last night when i was lugged."

by Jake January 6, 2005