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An average, rundown, blue collar, mostly middle income suburban village that is often called "ghetto" by NWI residents.
by Jag140 September 5, 2011
Get the Lansing, Illinois mug.The term Bieber fever applies mainly to prepubescent girls with a few exceptions. Most people that actually have bieber fever are either:
1. Deaf
2. Possesing an IQ below room temperature
3. Pedophiles
4. Knowing nothing about music
5. Under the age of 10
Few people know the cause of Bieber Fever, but it generally causes any girl years younger than him to love him and anyone with a tiny bit of manliness or sense of music having a strong hatred towards the girl they call Justin. Usually this would cause someone to go to jail and eventually get shanked multiple times, but Bieber is a celebrity and is known to attract miles of fools that can actually listen to his sqeaky xbox live-esque voice. After concerts, the crowds are generally worse than riots, and the Local Swat teams have to hold back the now savage fans.
1. Deaf
2. Possesing an IQ below room temperature
3. Pedophiles
4. Knowing nothing about music
5. Under the age of 10
Few people know the cause of Bieber Fever, but it generally causes any girl years younger than him to love him and anyone with a tiny bit of manliness or sense of music having a strong hatred towards the girl they call Justin. Usually this would cause someone to go to jail and eventually get shanked multiple times, but Bieber is a celebrity and is known to attract miles of fools that can actually listen to his sqeaky xbox live-esque voice. After concerts, the crowds are generally worse than riots, and the Local Swat teams have to hold back the now savage fans.
Dumbass Girl: Woo! I have Bieber Fever!
Person with complexity above a fruit fly: He makes horrible music, how can you like him?
Dumbass Girl: STFU! He's very talented
Person: *Sigh* (Procedes to daydream about Bieber getting cudgelled)
Person with complexity above a fruit fly: He makes horrible music, how can you like him?
Dumbass Girl: STFU! He's very talented
Person: *Sigh* (Procedes to daydream about Bieber getting cudgelled)
by Jag140 July 9, 2011
Get the Bieber Fever mug.A gathering of communication between noobs and immature prepubescent twelve year old kids. Xbox live has many great features that a PC doesn't, such as:
1. You have to pay a lot of money to play online
2. You can't hack or modify the game without being banned
3. Unlike PC's, Xbox 360 gaming will eventually become obsolete
4. The audio of spoiled elementary school children playing games that are rated M and cursing in a squeaky and humorous tone (ex: You fucking Noob! Hax!)
A famous game played on Xbox Live would be the Call of Duty Series. This game is meant to be for a mature audience, but it is generally played by children after they learn to walk. When CoD became popular, most kids stopped playing Cowboys and Indians outside and eventually converted into Communists vs Nazis. This game is also used to recruit idiotic teenagers (specifically jocks and stoners) that think they are tough to join the marines. These people turn into arrogant morons that think they are weapons experts and hardcore in which you pray for whatever god you believe in to smite them. Not all Xbox Live players are bad, but the few that are can ruin the experience.
1. You have to pay a lot of money to play online
2. You can't hack or modify the game without being banned
3. Unlike PC's, Xbox 360 gaming will eventually become obsolete
4. The audio of spoiled elementary school children playing games that are rated M and cursing in a squeaky and humorous tone (ex: You fucking Noob! Hax!)
A famous game played on Xbox Live would be the Call of Duty Series. This game is meant to be for a mature audience, but it is generally played by children after they learn to walk. When CoD became popular, most kids stopped playing Cowboys and Indians outside and eventually converted into Communists vs Nazis. This game is also used to recruit idiotic teenagers (specifically jocks and stoners) that think they are tough to join the marines. These people turn into arrogant morons that think they are weapons experts and hardcore in which you pray for whatever god you believe in to smite them. Not all Xbox Live players are bad, but the few that are can ruin the experience.
A "civilized" conversation on Xbox Live:
Stoner: Dude, I am pwning in Xbox Live you fuckin bitches, fuck you!
Prepubescant Child: You fucking noob, you can't do that you pussy Hax!
Spoiled Fatass Teenager: Shut up you faggot!
Stoner: Dude, I am pwning in Xbox Live you fuckin bitches, fuck you!
Prepubescant Child: You fucking noob, you can't do that you pussy Hax!
Spoiled Fatass Teenager: Shut up you faggot!
by Jag140 July 9, 2011
Get the Xbox Live mug.The police are hired to protect the community. Police officers work hard and recieve modest pay to help the community. Despite that, many people treat them with disrespect and look down on them because of the few crooked cops, yet there are bad members of any group or organization. The police generally have to handle idiots that shouldn't be within a mile of a weapon, the people that cause gun-control laws to be established. They work to get rid of drunk idiots, especially ones that are driving 2-ton vehicles at 70 mph. Police officers educate children about safety, they save the lives of many people and put their lives on the line to control disorder. Some people (mainly thugs) hate police officers, they generally spit on them and call them pigs when they don't realize that they would probably be brutally murdured if there were no police. Others don't follow laws because they don't think it applies to them if they think it is a dumb law. There are bad members of the police force, but there are much more good honest police that work hard to help others and the community.
Idiot: Yo, what the fuck, damn pigs.
Smart Person: Shut up, you blatant idiot. Do you understand what cops have to go through and how hard they work to make sure idiots like you aren't killed?
Idiot: Shut the fuck up man, what if there were no police! That would be awesome.
Smart Person: You really are scum, you do realize what life would be like without police?
Smart Person: Shut up, you blatant idiot. Do you understand what cops have to go through and how hard they work to make sure idiots like you aren't killed?
Idiot: Shut the fuck up man, what if there were no police! That would be awesome.
Smart Person: You really are scum, you do realize what life would be like without police?
by Jag140 July 19, 2011
Get the Police mug.A wangsta is anyone that attemps to emulate "ghetto culture." These people will often travel in groups and harass or hang out with younger kids. They wear backwards hats, basketball jerseys, and have serious rap battles with their "homies." They are generally white, but can be of any race and gender. People also often tend to dislike them, but they don't know it and continue to act unpleasant to the point in which outcasts wouldn't bother with them. A lot of them are similar to ricers.
Example 1:
Jimmy: Yo man, check out dees rims. They're custom on mah low rider.
Bob: You mean your Honda Civic?
Example 2:
Carl: Party at my crib yo!
Bob: You mean your mcmansion in the suburbs?
Carl: I'll pop a cap up yo ass punk.
Example 3:
Carl: Hey punk, you steppin on my turf? *Pulls out capgun
Jimmy: No Stupidass, now get the fuck off before I call my homies! *Starts throwing girly punches and hurling bad insults
Bob: Stupid Wangstas.
Jimmy: Yo man, check out dees rims. They're custom on mah low rider.
Bob: You mean your Honda Civic?
Example 2:
Carl: Party at my crib yo!
Bob: You mean your mcmansion in the suburbs?
Carl: I'll pop a cap up yo ass punk.
Example 3:
Carl: Hey punk, you steppin on my turf? *Pulls out capgun
Jimmy: No Stupidass, now get the fuck off before I call my homies! *Starts throwing girly punches and hurling bad insults
Bob: Stupid Wangstas.
by Jag140 September 21, 2011
Get the Wangsta mug.Gary is a town in NW Indiana named after the founding chairman of U.S. steel, Elbert H. Gary. It was once a nice middle class town with many steel mills and small businesses but ran downhill mainly because of urban decay. Now it has a 25% poverty rate and more than twice as much crime as the US average. Many great people are from Gary, such as the Jackson family, many NFL stars, aswell as actors. Now, Gary remains little more than a poor derelict city. If you happen to drive through Gary, you will notice that it looks more like a post apocalyptic town. NWI locals generally give it the nickname "Scary, Indiana."
by Jag140 August 6, 2011
Get the Gary, Indiana mug.The working class are people that have to work jobs that are either monotonous and demeaning or dangerouns and dirty. Many of them work with little payment or high job insecurity in assembly lines and on highways, but some make more money than their upper-middle class white collar bretheren. I've met some people that are blue collar, yet live in a large house next to doctors and businessmen in a subdivision, retired at 50, and drive new cars. Many of them have a similar standard of living to the middle class and after years of work (depending on career), get above-median incomes, meaning that with two income-earners could have six-figure incomes. Unfortunately, that is only a small percentage. A lot of them loose their jobs, homes, and end up in poverty.
by Jag140 October 16, 2011
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