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Xbox Live

A gathering of communication between noobs and immature prepubescent twelve year old kids. Xbox live has many great features that a PC doesn't, such as:
1. You have to pay a lot of money to play online
2. You can't hack or modify the game without being banned
3. Unlike PC's, Xbox 360 gaming will eventually become obsolete
4. The audio of spoiled elementary school children playing games that are rated M and cursing in a squeaky and humorous tone (ex: You fucking Noob! Hax!)

A famous game played on Xbox Live would be the Call of Duty Series. This game is meant to be for a mature audience, but it is generally played by children after they learn to walk. When CoD became popular, most kids stopped playing Cowboys and Indians outside and eventually converted into Communists vs Nazis. This game is also used to recruit idiotic teenagers (specifically jocks and stoners) that think they are tough to join the marines. These people turn into arrogant morons that think they are weapons experts and hardcore in which you pray for whatever god you believe in to smite them. Not all Xbox Live players are bad, but the few that are can ruin the experience.
A "civilized" conversation on Xbox Live:

Stoner: Dude, I am pwning in Xbox Live you fuckin bitches, fuck you!

Prepubescant Child: You fucking noob, you can't do that you pussy Hax!

Spoiled Fatass Teenager: Shut up you faggot!
by Jag140 July 9, 2011
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Jersey Shore

Although television is relatively stupid in general, most shows were still too classy, elegant, and intelligent for some people to watch. A TV network that "relates greatly to music" had decided to create a stereotypical show that only people with low intelligent could watch. This show has no real point other than to show people with so much tan that they look like an ugly traffic cone get into fights. The general audience of this show include: Stoners, Pregnant Teenagers, Dumb Blondes, Douchebags, and arrogant morons. Anyone with a reasonable mind and a small trace of sanity would be able to identify that this show is a bundle of crap and insults the entire country.
Jersey Whore Fan: "Yo man, you wanna watch Jersey Shore?"

Me: "No thanks, I would rather watch something more entertaining, like paint drying."
by Jag140 August 6, 2011
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Police

The police are hired to protect the community. Police officers work hard and recieve modest pay to help the community. Despite that, many people treat them with disrespect and look down on them because of the few crooked cops, yet there are bad members of any group or organization. The police generally have to handle idiots that shouldn't be within a mile of a weapon, the people that cause gun-control laws to be established. They work to get rid of drunk idiots, especially ones that are driving 2-ton vehicles at 70 mph. Police officers educate children about safety, they save the lives of many people and put their lives on the line to control disorder. Some people (mainly thugs) hate police officers, they generally spit on them and call them pigs when they don't realize that they would probably be brutally murdured if there were no police. Others don't follow laws because they don't think it applies to them if they think it is a dumb law. There are bad members of the police force, but there are much more good honest police that work hard to help others and the community.
Idiot: Yo, what the fuck, damn pigs.

Smart Person: Shut up, you blatant idiot. Do you understand what cops have to go through and how hard they work to make sure idiots like you aren't killed?

Idiot: Shut the fuck up man, what if there were no police! That would be awesome.

Smart Person: You really are scum, you do realize what life would be like without police?
by Jag140 July 19, 2011
mugGet the Policemug.

Wangsta

A wangsta is anyone that attemps to emulate "ghetto culture." These people will often travel in groups and harass or hang out with younger kids. They wear backwards hats, basketball jerseys, and have serious rap battles with their "homies." They are generally white, but can be of any race and gender. People also often tend to dislike them, but they don't know it and continue to act unpleasant to the point in which outcasts wouldn't bother with them. A lot of them are similar to ricers.
Example 1:
Jimmy: Yo man, check out dees rims. They're custom on mah low rider.

Bob: You mean your Honda Civic?

Example 2:
Carl: Party at my crib yo!

Bob: You mean your mcmansion in the suburbs?

Carl: I'll pop a cap up yo ass punk.

Example 3:
Carl: Hey punk, you steppin on my turf? *Pulls out capgun

Jimmy: No Stupidass, now get the fuck off before I call my homies! *Starts throwing girly punches and hurling bad insults

Bob: Stupid Wangstas.
by Jag140 September 21, 2011
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Lansing, Illinois

An average, rundown, blue collar, mostly middle income suburban village that is often called "ghetto" by NWI residents.
Munster Kid: So you are from Lansing, Illinois?

Lansing Kid: Yes, I am.

Munster Kid: How ghetto.
by Jag140 September 5, 2011
mugGet the Lansing, Illinoismug.

United States

Founded on July 4, 1776, the United States is the 4th largest country in the world and has around 310 million people living in it. Although it is a western nation founded by European countries, Native Americans have been living in it for thousands of years. Because of the western world's superior technology (similar to that of a 1950's science fiction where aliens conquer earth) and diseases, the Native American people faced genocide. Although the United States has high development and is a wealthy country, other nations criticize the United States because they view US citizens as fat and lazy, when most are hardworking and honest people. Although the US has many freedoms, this has lead to semi-literate partially insane morons abuse the power to create prejudice groups such as the WBC. Another flaw would indicate that people in the United States are starting lack integrity and intelligence as time progresses. Although there are still many intelligent people, it is partially true considering the fact that lower apes have been involved in politics multiple times.
by Jag140 July 8, 2011
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Army Kid

Army kids are mainly nerds and geeks that have an obsession with anything that has to do with the military. They usually talk about weapons and go paintballing/airsofting and take it seriously. These kids look up to authority figures and aspire to become one. Their intelligence varies from below average to very high and are generally out-casted. They often have an arrogant attitude and although are usually not a main member of school cliques, tend to drift around and have several friends (mainly other nerds, thespians, punks, etc.)
Kid 1: Why is that kid wearing a military uniform at school?

Kid 2: He must be an army kid.
by Jag140 September 19, 2011
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