Jag III's definitions

qualog

Cute cuddly adorable.
Word derived from Joey G.'s original language.

What a qualog Shelley is. She is the original qualog...

by Jag III November 13, 2004

Lexie

Adorable nick name usually accompanied by a beautiful girl.

Dang...that Lexie's got style man!

by Jag III November 14, 2004

computer

Are you serious???






lllllll lllllll lllllll

Example: What are you using right now?

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Trunk tracker

A mobile radio frequency scanner made for mounting in the trunk of a vehicle.

I just purchsed a new trunk tracker. It's digital and has 1000 channels.

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Able 2 (sho me)

Possibly the worst lights and sirens manufacturer ever.
Cheesy led's that consist of a few dim diodes more suitable for a childs toy.

And a siren "wail" that has to be the most goofy half job sounding wail going.

For the most part, a product downright embarrasing for any public safety official.

Did you hear the wail on that Able 2 siren?
Sounds straight out of loony tunes!

Wait! is that a police car behind me? No..no it's probably just the reflection of a really dim lit chrismas tree shining on the squad car.
But whats that sound?????? Someone must have loony tunes turned on somewhere...I think I can hear bugs bunny.

by Jag III November 13, 2004

Supercalifragilistikexbealadocious

Parent to child gibberish.

I'm feeling childish I think i'll say; Supercalifragilistikexbealadocious

by Jag III November 14, 2004

uber

You now know what it means.
So don't say it if you don't want to sound like a freak who trys to hard to sound profound and different.
Weirdo punks emos goths and freaks who actually try to classify there lives by these above titles use this word because they have no life and want to sound like they do.

Emily the emo;
"Paul was such an uber person. Now let me go back to my computer so I can reemerse myself with my sketch little online friends."

by Jag III November 14, 2004