Whelen

The best lights and sirens manufacturer ever!
Brightest loudest and continually revolutionizing the business with led's strobes and sirens and switchpacks.

Wail!!! Scream!!!!!yelp.yelp.....Hear that? That was a Whelen for sure!

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Able 2 (sho me)

Possibly the worst lights and sirens manufacturer ever.
Cheesy led's that consist of a few dim diodes more suitable for a childs toy.

And a siren "wail" that has to be the most goofy half job sounding wail going.

For the most part, a product downright embarrasing for any public safety official.

Did you hear the wail on that Able 2 siren?
Sounds straight out of loony tunes!

Wait! is that a police car behind me? No..no it's probably just the reflection of a really dim lit chrismas tree shining on the squad car.
But whats that sound?????? Someone must have loony tunes turned on somewhere...I think I can hear bugs bunny.

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Sound off

Manufacturer of warning lights.

That Sound Off predator clears traffic like Moses parted the red sea!

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Lexie

Adorable nick name usually accompanied by a beautiful girl.

Dang...that Lexie's got style man!

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Gary Busey

Actor whos the craziest funniest burnout there is!!!

Actuall Gary Busey quote;
I could tell by the quadrangle of the verbs used in your sentence.

Other person;
Huh?

by Jag III November 14, 2004

chapstick

Where would we be without it?
No lips to kiss, no cracks to heal.
Ahhh...chapstick Jag III's little buddy.

Grrr...I'm outta chappy and my lips are killing me!

by Jag III November 14, 2004

computer

Are you serious???






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Example: What are you using right now?

by Jag III November 14, 2004