2 definitions by Jack Creith

vaginaphobia

to be afraid of getting pussy or to be offered pussy on a plate but decline the offer for reasons not known to your mates

1-"So did you fuck that bitch last night or what, she was all over you"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fucks wrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"

by Jack Creith July 21, 2005

wazzed

to be completely fucked on beverages of the alcoholic variety.

"fuck me by the way, i was wazzed last night"

by Jack Creith July 21, 2005