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Europe

Old Europe, Bold Europe: home of progressive libralism, who brought such concepts as 'fairness', 'socialism', 'left wing', and 'nice' to the world.

Economically weak because the people tend to prefer to enjoy themselves rather than work 65 hours a week just to feed themselves when they cud b doing fun stuff. And because they dont employ kids on slave-labour wage rates.

Strongest peoples of the world - what other continent could be completly destroyed by 1918, be the most powerful in the world again by 1939, and turn a backwards peasant autocracy in2 1 of the world superpowers over 20 years?

Unfortunate fathers of fascism. Also its destroyers.

Give every1 a chance through redistributive effects, causing some neofascist CEOs to move to the US and some others to take their factories to india.

Eastern European birds ARE the best in the world... especially solvakians =)

have high fuel, cigarette, and alcohol prices because the government tries to limit the usage of these BAD substances through high taxes.


oh btw. Budweiser did actually come from Europe origionally... 'Bud Veiser'!! Czech fgs! not that they're proud of it. Kozel is like 10x betta.

South America has evolved upon similar lines, although the social development is at the stage that Europe was reaching in the early 1900s, characterised by class stuggle and rapid shifts to the far left. Hopefully they will succeed where we failed and lead to a democratic worker's republic, kickstarting the global prolatarian revolution.
"I think there's a better way to solve problems than fighting"

"Oh, you're European right?"
by jack June 19, 2003
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Hey Guys

Someone who tries to be cool but is not.
Marty is so hey guys. He wears his collar up all the time.
by Jack April 28, 2003
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sarcdar

sarcasm radar, referring to how well people can dectect sarcasm in text
My sarcdar isn't working to well, i thought you meant that literally
by Jack February 11, 2004
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OTF out the front

type of knife where a sliding of a switch causes a blade to come out of the front of the knife handle, not the side.
I stabbed the thief with my otf knife
by jack December 5, 2003
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bonified

A word used by people who don't know the proper spelling of "bona fide", like Sheila Marikar of ABC News.
"The movie made$31 million in its opening weekend and transforming "Grey's Anatomy's" Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star"
by jack May 14, 2008
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unknown spartan

The Unknown Spartan is the most powerful spartan in the halo world. during the fall of reach the unknown spartan hijacked a covenant ship and took off to earth..now he is fighting the covenant.
by Jack February 14, 2005
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rapid

a person with extreme speed and always wins everything so everyone hates them
aww look, its rapid emily, wats she doing?
by jack October 12, 2004
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