Jack's definitions

lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

by Jack December 23, 2004

sweetish-pancake

After having sex with a girl, ejaculate on and around her ass-cheeks and rapidly squeeze them together, making a squishy noise.

After having sex with a fat girl, i spummed on her ass and gave her the sweetish-pancake

by Jack June 4, 2003

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

Chodem Pole

(n.) a chode, adorned with painted faces depicting the chode gods.

Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.

by jack August 4, 2004

script kiddie

Some spotty n00b who uses crap like Sub7 and thinks he's a legend.

These people need a good slap, and give professional crackers and programmers a bad name.

Despite what you may hear, good crackers don't often get caught. The people that get caught are dipshit n00bs who don't know enough about what they are doing to cover their tracks.

These people make me sick.

"I PWNED j00"
"shut up before i shut you up, you iliterate moron"

by Jack July 16, 2004

23 Morty

the Highest number in the world;the Highest number ever;the Highest number there is

yo that shit kicks ass times 23 morty!!

by jack May 26, 2004

the Fonz

one who wears a white shirt under a leather jacket, walks around with his coller up, clicks his fingers, and points with two fingers of each hand at a time while saying 'ehhhh!!'

oi look out, here comes jack the fonz!

by jack June 19, 2003