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1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.
1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.
by Jack January 31, 2005
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Like Retarding. As in someone is a retard.
'You Fucktardjous Milkman'
'How Fucktardjous!!'
by Jack June 26, 2004
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the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them
"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad
by Jack September 1, 2004
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Some lamoid that thinks they're good because they know what TCP/IP is.

Most of the time people that claim to be "haxx0rs" are 14 year old boys who are too ugly to go out and have fun.

In contrast, the true crackers of the world (300 tops) are the ones actively exploitng software and helping corporations make their software secure.

Dumb-ass kids just use software tools written by crackers because they don't know the difference between an integer and a longword.

"haxx0rs" are usually dismissed as n00bs by experienced peoples.
"i r teh haxx0r!"
"pull the other one, charlie"
"i just haxx0red my m8s box!"
"yes, and i'm mr. mitnik. a tenner says you used NetBIOS"
"STFU n00b"
by Jack July 16, 2004
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farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.
ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.
by Jack May 11, 2004
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means cool

in japanese its "shibui" so....yea....thats prolly it
shibby!
by Jack October 22, 2003
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A nickname for John Olerud of the Seattle Mariners, whose nose vaguely reminds one of a chicken's beak. Nickname was earned during his time as a New York Met.
Whaddaya say, Chickenhead, drive 'em in!
by Jack July 14, 2003
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