Jack's definitions

Bitch Piss

A fruity flavoured alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females.

"all jon drinks is bitch piss and archers-lemonade! wot a woman!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

blove

Similar to 'love,' but reserved more for platonic love between very close friends.

"I blove you, homie."

by Jack June 17, 2003

doom 3

Yet another example of developers satisfying their egoes at our expense.

Who cares for dynamic shadows and unified interaction of light and surface, if the player can't see a shit, basically.

by Jack September 30, 2004

Bob Saget

A long and skinny joint usualy rolled to smoke with some friends at a party to keep the buzz going.

hey man lets go hit that bob saget you rolled earlier.

by jack October 28, 2004

lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

by Jack December 23, 2004

Chodem Pole

(n.) a chode, adorned with painted faces depicting the chode gods.

Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.

by jack August 4, 2004