Jack's definitions

diaper-pee

pungent smelling urine, very yellow in colour that compares in odour to that of a soiled diaper.

The odour of diaper-pee lingerd every time he peed.

by Jack May 30, 2004

premek

An aspiring dirty old man.

Premek is hoping a buxom, nubile female will come his way.

by jack March 6, 2004

Chiefer

Someone who smokes marijuana.

They are chiefers, they chief thrice a day.

by Jack November 15, 2003

super pms

The extreme for of pms which occurs once every six months

Wow, she is moody. I bet she has super pms!

by Jack May 13, 2005

SLIIIIIIICE!!!!!

Adj.
1. used to define a moment of intensity.
2. said in times of great luck or happiness.

1. Yo that car just clipped us, SLIIIIIICE!!!!!
2. Your passing that this way, slice!
3. Is that my beer you're drinking Jack, that's a slice!!!!

by Jack April 4, 2005

kesha

when you are backed up with poo for a long time and it just droppes out

I have to take a keshapoo.

by jack January 1, 2005

Romanian Handshake

To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.

Dude, bonus points if you get twins!

by jack November 24, 2003