Jack's definitions

lamebrain

An total idiot.

see: scott whitson

Scott Whitson is a lamebrain

by jack December 13, 2003

chickenhead

A nickname for John Olerud of the Seattle Mariners, whose nose vaguely reminds one of a chicken's beak. Nickname was earned during his time as a New York Met.

Whaddaya say, Chickenhead, drive 'em in!

by Jack July 14, 2003

wang long

A chinese name. Also means long dick.

I see you have a wang long, may I suck on it?

by Jack December 29, 2003

yhl

A LEAGUE WERE 2 Legends Played And Killed Every1 In Scoring. A Hockey League That Produced 2 Of the best players since lemiux and gretzky. Peter G and James MC

U saw That 16 Point Nite from Both James and PEter G??
Yea dAt was SIKK!!
They Gon B In da NHL FO SHO!

by Jack January 14, 2004

sexmachine

seX4 m4ch1n3

yes Vuong is so hot and cool and Leo sux and Henry kills little girls

by jack September 8, 2003

ranch tooth

Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.

Just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!

by Jack September 5, 2005

eight ball

1/8 ounce of dope that loosers use.

You gotta be one dumb motherfucker to mess with this eight ball dope shit.

by Jack November 9, 2003