Jack's definitions

sticktion

a movement or mechanical action sticking due to surface tension of lubricant or small amount of friction.

My wristwatch wasn't working, but I gave it a little shake, just to get past sticktion, and it's fine now.

by Jack July 14, 2003

poopsicle

a chocalety substance that comes out of the anal area that goes on a stick and put in either the refridgerator or freezer and is good for anytime.

we have winterfrsh and mint poopsicle

by jack October 23, 2003

kill

to finish something mostly food or drink

Hey can i kill that sandwich?

by Jack February 18, 2007

Indie Kid

Someone who styles himself with his own choice of clothes without big labels like ambacrombiklrjfas and bitch, wears there hair like they dont care much. Does a lot of art different styles and listens to a lot of indie bands like the white stripes, the gorillaz, the hives, the vines, and so and on and so forth. They are also interested in a lot of random things like Philosophy and Cooking and The da Vinci code for no damn reason.

"Check out that awsome indie kid with the Cool peopl lable glued onto their hat."

by Jack July 27, 2004

jerkalope

an extreme jackalope who shows all of the properties of a jackalope but more so

any person who everybody hates to the utmost, typically a criminal

by jack December 7, 2003

dildo-trained

someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.

before releasing her to her new master's care, she was dildo-trained.

by Jack June 23, 2004

lacrosse players

the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them

"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad

by jack September 1, 2004