Jack's definitions

Knocker

A breast.

That's one nice knocker.

by Jack November 22, 2003

wangsterbate

A form of physical exertion involving the wang in which it is furiously stroked.

I wangsterbated so hard that it fell off.

by Jack November 22, 2003

Romanian Handshake

To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.

Dude, bonus points if you get twins!

by jack November 24, 2003

Marzipan

n:Homestar runner's girlfriend.
likes to sing, loves animals, hates meat.

"what should I get Marzipan for her birthday?"

by jack November 26, 2003

CGNU

n: Crazy Go Nuts University
colledge frome which Strong Bad graduated.
mascot: the Crazy Go Nuts Dumple.

"the future is you.....probably."

by jack November 29, 2003

Insanitator

A factor or factors that act as catalysts for insanity.

The first step towards this realization that both works take is the establishment of the environment as unordered, as the insanitator.

by Jack December 1, 2003

OTF out the front

type of knife where a sliding of a switch causes a blade to come out of the front of the knife handle, not the side.

I stabbed the thief with my otf knife

by jack December 5, 2003