Definitions by Jack

redneck 

One who's neck is of a red color.

George Bush is a redneck, he engages in anal sex with other natives of unpopulated american lands, or hillbilly country, he likes this alot.

redneck by jack May 16, 2003

ESPN 

The Total Sports Network. Home of many sports and cool shows.

Yo, ESPN rocks!

ESPN by jack May 13, 2003

Newt 

Small animal that has the power to run at a super-sonic speed.

Damn that newt is fast.

Newt by Jack May 8, 2003

fagotron

A very flagrantly gay person.

My fagotron RC gave Kevin a handjob.

fagotron by Jack May 6, 2003

peligro

An un-needed warning regarding the safety of any foolish action.

Danger!
Peligro!
Do NOT clean the barrel of this gun with your tonsils.

peligro by Jack April 30, 2003

Hey Guys 

Someone who tries to be cool but is not.

Marty is so hey guys. He wears his collar up all the time.

Hey Guys by Jack April 28, 2003

yons

short miget that likes the cock

hey ur a yons

yons by jack April 28, 2003