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seinfield

(n): The Best Show in the entire history of TV, Clever, Funny, Amusing Etc...
The Best show in the worls is SEINFIELD dont you think so?
by Jack January 14, 2004
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nipple-clamps

pressure device applied to nipples to create pain which produces pleasure.
clothespins{clover-clamps
She often wore her nipple-clamps while working at the computer to put her in the mood.
by Jack May 17, 2004
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lacrosse players

the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them
"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad
by jack September 1, 2004
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Wombat

A person of extreme psychotic tendancies, and an exceptionally dry sense of humour. Often highly clever, and funny although they don't mean to be. May well be a maths teacher or college student. Or both.
"Have u seen Mr. Manning recently! He's such a wombat when hez angry!"
by Jack May 25, 2003
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Halo 2

BEST GAME EVER!!!!!! FOR XBOX!!! a GAME THAT IS SO ADDICTING ITS POWERED WITH COCAINE
Mom:Hey its time for school

Sum1:NO U FUKEN HORE IM PLAYING HALO 2 IM NEVER STOP PLAYING IT
by jack November 14, 2004
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urethra bubble

urethra bubble, a blob of sperm which is stuck, then blows out like a bubble. is used to define someone who is being a real pain for it is painful.
can happen when kicked in the nuts too hard.
my kids are just a bunch of urethra bubbles. or the fucking uerthra bubbles are trying eat the paste
by jack May 13, 2005
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dildo-trained

someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.
before releasing her to her new master's care, she was dildo-trained.
by Jack June 23, 2004
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