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lacrosse players

the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them
"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad
by jack September 1, 2004
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gimmick play

An offensive football play that involves trickery and deception, intended to give the offensive team an advantage by confusing the defense.

Gimmick plays are easy to defend against if the defense sees it coming, so they are only run once in a while.

Gimmick plays are also known as gadget plays.
The flea flicker, the halfback pass, and the double reverse are some examples of gimmick plays.
by Jack November 26, 2006
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audible

Farting out loud, usually when intending otherwise and wearing headphones.
Via instant message: FUCK! I just called an audible here in the office.
by jack October 7, 2003
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Wombat

A person of extreme psychotic tendancies, and an exceptionally dry sense of humour. Often highly clever, and funny although they don't mean to be. May well be a maths teacher or college student. Or both.
"Have u seen Mr. Manning recently! He's such a wombat when hez angry!"
by Jack May 25, 2003
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dildo-trained

someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.
before releasing her to her new master's care, she was dildo-trained.
by Jack June 23, 2004
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Knocker

That's one nice knocker.
by Jack November 22, 2003
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scuggan

a fairy discription of not very nice person. bacically, can be used as an insult.
wee scuggan- a small scuggan (note:person doesnt actually have to be small...)
achh... ya wee scugann- (word used in sentance)
by jack May 21, 2004
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