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Chass

A clever shortening of the phrase: "Bitch Ass" combining the "ch" in "Bitch" and using the entire word "ass"
Damn that guy is a chass
by Jack June 1, 2004
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haxx0r

Some lamoid that thinks they're good because they know what TCP/IP is.

Most of the time people that claim to be "haxx0rs" are 14 year old boys who are too ugly to go out and have fun.

In contrast, the true crackers of the world (300 tops) are the ones actively exploitng software and helping corporations make their software secure.

Dumb-ass kids just use software tools written by crackers because they don't know the difference between an integer and a longword.

"haxx0rs" are usually dismissed as n00bs by experienced peoples.
"i r teh haxx0r!"
"pull the other one, charlie"
"i just haxx0red my m8s box!"
"yes, and i'm mr. mitnik. a tenner says you used NetBIOS"
"STFU n00b"
by Jack July 16, 2004
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Kung-Fu Hustle

Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.
Shit dude, I tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered.
by Jack February 28, 2005
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low brow

A person or persons of a lowly nature; scutter,scag head, fround and looked down on, swindon
A girls who farts would in front of you would be considered low brow.
by Jack July 19, 2004
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cheeseburger

a form of currancy used by the impoverished to buy drugs
yo gotta any crack? i got these cheeseburgers man. man i suck yo dick
by jack March 9, 2003
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jackley

by jack November 12, 2003
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Majora's Mask

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.
1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.
by Jack January 31, 2005
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