Jack's definitions

haxx0r

Some lamoid that thinks they're good because they know what TCP/IP is.

Most of the time people that claim to be "haxx0rs" are 14 year old boys who are too ugly to go out and have fun.

In contrast, the true crackers of the world (300 tops) are the ones actively exploitng software and helping corporations make their software secure.

Dumb-ass kids just use software tools written by crackers because they don't know the difference between an integer and a longword.

"haxx0rs" are usually dismissed as n00bs by experienced peoples.

"i r teh haxx0r!"
"pull the other one, charlie"
"i just haxx0red my m8s box!"
"yes, and i'm mr. mitnik. a tenner says you used NetBIOS"
"STFU n00b"

by Jack July 16, 2004

buttplay

deriving pleasure by inserting dildos, buttplugs, vibrators and other objects up the rectum. ass-fuckingbuttslut buttfuckinganal

Following his weekly enema he would often enjoy several hours of buttplay before cumming.

by Jack May 17, 2004

father

an unkown contributer to the ghetto

BITCH i dont know my father

by jack March 9, 2003

High-brow

Adj A person or persons of an elevated status in terms of behaviour or appearance and actions v look up on v admire adj better adj extraordinary

Brode: How did you get to the airport, in a taxi?
Jack: No, we went in a limousine.
Brode: That is High brow!

Gina Maffey

by Jack July 20, 2004

bum nuts

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.

two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'

by Jack December 7, 2004

Fucktardjous

Like Retarding. As in someone is a retard.

'You Fucktardjous Milkman'
'How Fucktardjous!!'

by Jack June 26, 2004

furious bunny sex

Extremely spirited sexual intercourse, usually used in reference to male homosexual sex.

No furious bunny sex tonight, my freaking spine will snap.

by Jack April 2, 2004